I, Tony, Roast the Whole Audience!
No problem.
No abnormalities were found in his brain, nor were any traces of special technological products found on his body.
Tony Stark looked at the hospital report, his expression calm and revealing nothing of his emotions.
Heavens Chat Group.
Tony Stark closed his eyes slightly, once again sensing the eeriness of the Chat Group.
With current technology, there's absolutely no way to find any trace of the Chat Group. Tony Stark didn't like this feeling, this feeling of being manipulated, or as if someone was spying on him.
However, although he couldn't find any trace of the Chat Group Chat Group's existence, or even understand its existence, Tony Stark wasn't frustrated or afraid. Instead, he was filled with fighting spirit.
I, Tony Stark, am not one to give up easily!
Tony Stark Stark silently cheered himself up and then began to think about the Chat Group issue.
He believed that existence itself is truth.
Although current science cannot explain the existence of Chat Group, Tony Stark has completely confirmed that Chat Group are not a hoax.
In the face of reality, so-called scientific explanations are not important.
After a brief moment of contemplation, Tony Stark quickly made a decision.
All mysteries begin with the Heavens Chat Group Heavens Chat Group, so let's find the answers there.
I, Tony Stark Stark, fear nothing!
They can't possibly come and kill me through the internet cable, can they?
Chat Group.
Waiting is painful, especially waiting for the time when newbies are tormented; that's the most painful of all.
Tony Stark: "Hi everyone, I'm Tony Stark Stark."
Perhaps you haven't heard of my name, or you don't know my story, but that doesn't matter.
The important thing is that Tony Stark is a great scientist, albeit part-time. Actually, I prefer to be called playboy Tony Stark."
Tony Stark's opening remarks instantly attracted the attention of the group members.
Tryndamere, the Barbarian King: "Wow, the newcomer is amazing, a scientist indeed."
Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Tryndamere, the barbarian king of Freljord, the future ruler of the northern highlands, the Africa chieftain you speak of."
Tony Stark narrowed his eyes, a guess forming in his mind.
Tony Stark: "An interesting barbarian king, the future ruler of the northern highlands."
Normally, no one would refer to themselves as a barbarian, because the word "barbarian" carries a certain insulting connotation.
I don't know if you call yourself the King of Barbarians because you're ignorant or because you forgot to bring your brain with you when you went out.
But as a learned scholar and a world-renowned scientist, I feel it necessary to remind you that perhaps you could choose a more impressive title."
The Barbarian King was somewhat stunned and bewildered.
This newbie's got some skills, huh?
The name "Barbarian King" seems... well, let's not talk about names right now. We need to teach this arrogant newcomer a lesson.
And what did that bastard just mean? Did he say I forgot to bring my brain with me when I went out?
Goddess Leona: "Heh, this newcomer is quite something, actually calling himself a great scientist."
Tony Stark: "No, no, no, I need to remind you of something. 'Great Scientist' is not a self-proclaimed title, but a fair assessment of me Tony Stark Stark, by people all over the world."
Personally, I have no interest in these titles. Great scientist, world's richest man, frequent cover girl for Time magazine—fame means nothing to me.
Leona snorted coldly, her dissatisfaction with Tony Stark growing stronger.
This newbie's got a knack for showing off!
Ha, you dare to put on airs with my goddess Leona? Do you think you're some kind of privileged dog like the group admin?
Goddess Leona: "Oh my, I didn't realize Mr. Tony Stark was so rich! Daoist School owns and how many servants he has!"
Tony Stark's face twitched slightly, realizing he might have underestimated the power of the big shots in the group.
Family assets calculated using planets!?
Are all the big shots these days this powerful?
emmmmm
Tony Stark suddenly felt a little scared, realizing that continuing to pretend like this might be a terrible path of no return.
But the path of showing off has already begun, and almost all the group members have been offended. If we back down now, wouldn't we be at their mercy?
I, Tony Stark Stark, would rather die standing!
Bah! I, Tony Stark, will not die.
Tony Stark: "Vulgar. Money is just a number to me. I've never liked money, and I especially dislike my current luxurious lifestyle."
The thing I regret most in my life is getting involved with Stark Industries. I just wanted to do some small business, but I accidentally became the world's richest man, surrounded by beautiful women every day, which completely robbed me of the joy I used to have.
Many people only see my affluent life, only see me surrounded by beautiful women from all over the world every day, only see my countless riches, but they don't see my empty soul, they don't see my lonely figure.
If God gave me another chance to choose, I would choose to be an ordinary teaching assistant at a university, cultivating the next generation of talent for the world.
quiet.
The group chat was silent.
Everyone watching Tony Stark talk so eloquently felt their intelligence had been insulted.
Of course, this is not the most crucial issue. The most crucial issue is that some people brazenly and shamelessly show off in the group.
Can you tolerate this?
The answer is definitely yes, of course it's intolerable.
Angel Yan: "Let me introduce myself. I am Yan of the Angel Race, the Holy Guard of Queen Keisha, Left Wing."
You may not have heard of my name, or my deeds, but that doesn't matter.
Most importantly, Yan is my Wang Zhong's loyal guardian and one of the leaders of the Angel Race. I led the angelic army to conquer the universe for nearly seven thousand years, opening up hundreds of star systems for my king and eliminating billions of evil forces."
Tony Stark's face turned pale, and he felt that Angel Yan's words sounded somewhat familiar.
Of course, this is not important.
Most importantly, Angel Yan's words chilled Tony Stark to the bone.
The Angel Race, led by the angels, has conquered the universe for seven thousand years, annihilating billions of lives.
Fuck, this Ruthless One, no, he's a ruthless angel!
Wait, let me catch my breath.
I, Tony Stark, will not give up!
Tony Stark: "The beauty of life lies not in its length. As long as you live happily and authentically, even a summer insect can have a glorious life. If you achieve nothing or live a decadent life, even a thousand-year-old tortoise is meaningless."
Angel Yan's lips twitched slightly; she felt a strong urge to buy a Transmigration Talisman.
This newbie called me a turtle!?
Angel Yan: "No matter how wonderful the life of a summer insect is, it is only a short moment. In this short life, they cannot see the splendor of the universe, nor the vastness of the starry sky."
Like a frog at the bottom of a well, thinking its life is wonderful, but never realizing it has never even seen the real sky.
Tony Stark's pupils constricted slightly.
We've met our match!
This is mocking me Tony Stark, for being a frog in a well.
Let me organize my thoughts.
Leona watched the two of them speaking in cryptic terms, and her little head felt like it was about to explode.
Aren't you guys annoying? All you want to do is teach new people how to be good people, can't you be more direct and forceful about this trivial matter?
Goddess Leona: "Alright, stop bothering me."
I'm a straightforward person; I say what I mean. If I'm wrong, come and hit me if you dare.
As the newcomer, this Emergence, extremely unhappy.
I'm giving you two choices: either become my little brother, or wait for me to come and blow up your sun.
Before Tony Stark could even process the story of his battle with Angel Yan, he was startled by Leona's blunt and simple threat.
They blew up my sun!?
Tony Stark glanced unconsciously at the blazing sun in the sky, a chill creeping into his heart.
If I remember correctly, this chuunibyou goddess used to call herself the Sun Goddess, right?
Sun Goddess!??
Glug!
Tony Stark always felt like he had offended someone extraordinary, but even though he knew he had taken a huge step down the path of self-destruction, he still couldn't tolerate threats from others.
Tony Stark: "Your Majesty Queen Leona, violence may solve many problems, but it can never make a wise ruler or a beloved king. I believe Your Majesty, the great goddess Leona, understands this simple truth, doesn't she?"
Leona scoffed, "Of course I know."
Tony Stark's lips curled into a slight smile.
They really are just kids.
Tony Stark: "Your wisdom is truly admirable, Goddess Leona."
Leona was smug, but before she could be happy for long, she suddenly realized what was happening.
We've been tricked!
He had just threatened that scoundrel of a newbie, and now he admitted that wisdom was more important than force. If he continued to threaten with force, wouldn't he be contradicting himself?
Damn it!
A treacherous newcomer!
Leona thought of Tony Stark's last words about wisdom and felt that he was actually looking down on her intelligence. She was so angry that she almost exploded, but faced with the blocked path of revenge through force, she couldn't help but feel conflicted and helpless.
You can't win an argument with them.
I can't win an argument with him.
The worst part is that we can't even take action.
Leona had never experienced anything so frustrating before, and she felt her anger rising.
No, flames were already raging above Leona's head.
Terrifying flames erupted, instantly raising the temperature inside the palace by over 100 degrees Celsius.
The Chat Group was silent.
Faced with the arrogant newcomer, the group members fell silent.
This newcomer is got some skills.
Little Yan Lingji: "@Omniscient Li, Big Brother Group Leader, come quick! Someone's showing off here, and the situation is about to get out of control. Sister Yan and Sister Leona can't hold on any longer. If you don't come soon, something terrible is going to happen."
laugh.
When everyone saw Little Yan Lingji suddenly appear, most of them couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Why is this little guy getting involved?
And even though the newbie is really showing off, we can't be so direct. We should at least give him some face and make his downfall even more miserable.
Leona narrowed her eyes and sneered.
Alright, you damned Little Yan Lingji, how dare you call me sister? You're trying to rebel!
Tony Stark's pupils contracted, and his expression unconsciously turned serious.
Group owner, the ultimate boss.
Whether I, Tony Stark, can hold the line depends on this battle!
However, the group owner is omniscient and omnipotent!
Ha, such a huge flaw is enough to make me invincible.
Even if you're the group admin, I, Tony Stark, will show you what the power of wisdom is, and what a genius scientist is.