Douluo: Just Out of the Dragon's Lair, They Want Me to Marry Bibi Dong
Chapter 38

Bibi Dong's Alertness, Effeminate Yu Xiaogang?

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The purple fart smelled as if one had fallen into a cesspit.

"Ugh!"

Tang Hao quickly leaped out of the range of the purple gas, covering his nose, but his body immediately began to convulse and heave.

In the end, unable to bear it any longer, he went to a secluded spot and began to retch violently.

"Truly disgusting. Who exactly is this person? Their strength isn't much, but their ability to nauseate others is quite something."

The trio traveling together arrived at Heaven Dou City, where Ye Guyue first booked three rooms at a place called the Spring Fragrance Hotel.

"Why three rooms?"

Bibi Dong was deeply puzzled.

Ye Guyue rolled his eyes at Bibi Dong: "Figure it out yourself. Tonight, the three of us will take one room each and not disturb one another."

"Ah? I don't want that." Bibi Dong resisted.

"It's useless; there's no room for negotiation," Ye Guyue sneered.

He had to be firm this time, otherwise, Dong'er would truly become emboldened.

Liu Erlong rubbed her palms together; she would have quite liked to extend a warm welcome.

Three people in three rooms—she herself wanted a chance, but with Bibi Dong by his side, she would be nothing more than a third wheel if she tried to wedge herself in.

Therefore, she needed an opportunity when Bibi Dong was not around.

Walking out of the hotel, Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong followed behind him.

Ye Guyue stroked his chin. Stealing the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud was clearly going to be difficult, unless he could get someone on the inside to help him smuggle it out.

This would require him to offer a bargaining chip they could not refuse.

After some deliberation, it remained a difficult choice; the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud was, after all, the supreme treasure of the Heaven Dou Empire.

To pull this off, perhaps he would need to plan for the long term.

The eldest prince, Xue Qinghe, was considered the legitimate heir, with a gentle personality and mediocre political talent.

The second prince was supposedly the most outstanding prince the royal family would later produce, a popular candidate for the throne.

The third prince possessed immense talent in the cultivation of spirit masters.

However, these three likely hadn't even been born yet; he would have to think of another plan.

"Brother Guyue, shall we head to the north of the city? They're holding a food festival there; would you like to go take a look?"

Liu Erlong walked to the front and asked for Ye Guyue's opinion.

Ye Guyue felt that this was the time to show his own initiative.

Ye Guyue stopped in his tracks and agreed to the idea.

Liu Erlong was overjoyed, having expected Ye Guyue to refuse. Seeing his face, as cold and frosty as frost, she couldn't help but recall how delicate and alluring he had looked back at the village.

She couldn't help but lower her head and swallow hard. What was that feeling like?

It was truly mesmerizing.

Bibi Dong watched Liu Erlong closely and realized that something was very wrong with her; it was evident from the way she looked at her husband.

It was fortunate that she had come along; otherwise, her husband would have been poached by another woman.

They set off immediately.

The three headed toward the north of the city, and as soon as they stepped into the northern district, the air was filled with the aroma of various delicacies.

It was packed with people.

Ye Guyue looked left and right, wanting to find a decent food stall, but Bibi Dong grabbed his wrist and led him to a stall selling candied haws.

The syrup on the candied haws didn't coat hawthorn berries, but rather various wild fruits from across the continent.

Bibi Dong bought a skewer, while Liu Erlong went to a stall on the left to buy cotton candy.

Although Bibi Dong managed her figure strictly, she wanted to make an exception and eat something sweet this time.

By the time Bibi Dong finished buying the candied haws, Ye Guyue had just finished paying.

Bibi Dong pulled Ye Guyue into a small alleyway.

"Dong'er, don't tell me you're going to do that again here?"

Ye Guyue still remembered the last time.

"Husband guessed correctly. A reward from Dong'er, mwah."

Bibi Dong bit off a piece of fruit with her rosy lips and immediately held it out to Ye Guyue's mouth.

"Stop messing around, I don't want to eat," Ye Guyue turned his head away, refusing.

"Husband~" Bibi Dong's soft, tingling voice rang out, "Just one, won't you?"

Facing Bibi Dong's relentless offensive, Ye Guyue conceded defeat.

Ye Guyue was defeated and had no choice but to accept it, bowing his head slightly.

He opened his mouth to catch the candied hawthorn Bibi Dong was holding.

As his tongue lightly licked it, the sweetness of the hawthorn spread through his mouth.

Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes, and the candied hawthorn in her hand was immediately jammed into a nearby tree.

With her hands now free, she pinned Ye Guyue's wrists against the wall.

"Dong'er!"

Ye Guyue realized something was wrong and tried to react, but he was shoved against the wall, unable to move.

Their eyes met.

Ye Guyue was stunned and tried to struggle, but Bibi Dong raised her leg and pressed it firmly between his trembling, parted legs.

"Mmph!"

The power Ye Guyue had been preparing to unleash instantly dissipated.

Five minutes later.

Liu Erlong held the freshly made cotton candy, her tender, fire-red lips parting as she extended her fragrant tongue to lick it gently.

She licked it all around, top to bottom, her mouth watering!

"So sweet."

"Where did Brother Guyue go?"

He had clearly been right in front of the candied hawthorn stall just a moment ago.

Brother Guyue didn't seem like the type to wander off on his own.

The owner of the candied hawthorn stall saw Liu Erlong looking for someone and pointed in the direction Ye Guyue and Bibi Dong had gone.

Liu Erlong hurried over immediately.

When she arrived at the destination, she saw Bibi Dong walking out of a small alley with a flushed face.

Behind Bibi Dong, Ye Guyue followed with his clothes in disarray, his white hair a chaotic mess and his eyes unfocused; he looked nothing like his usual cold and detached self.

What had the two of them been doing?

She wanted to do it too!

"Bibi Dong, what were you and Brother Guyue doing?"

Bibi Dong smiled indifferently: "It was just a standard sparring match. Clearly, my husband is a notch below me."

Ye Guyue's face turned bright red. He glared at Bibi Dong and quickly straightened his clothes and hair.

"Liu Erlong, you're overthinking it. We were just sparring. We've finished strolling around, so it's time to head back."

Liu Erlong felt a tinge of regret, having failed to extract any important information.

As they reached the street corner, they heard an extremely effeminate voice.

"I'm telling you, this price isn't right. How could it possibly be this expensive?"

Ye Guyue paused, feeling that the voice sounded familiar, and looked toward the source of the sound.

A man with a curled orchid finger, dressed in a black outer robe, was standing with his hands on his hips, complaining to the stall owner like a woman.

"What am I seeing?"

Ye Guyue rubbed his eyes, feeling as if they had been pricked by needles.

Yu Xiaogang actually looked so much like Yue Guan, but Yue Guan was not like this.

Yue Guan's brand of effeminacy was somehow acceptable, so how could Yu Xiaogang be like this?

Had he become a eunuch?

Otherwise, it was impossible for him to be this feminine.

"Yu Xiaogang, his limbs have actually recovered."

Bibi Dong exclaimed in surprise as she saw Yu Xiaogang looking full of life.

Hearing the voice, Yu Xiaogang stopped arguing with the merchant and looked back.

Seeing that it was Bibi Dong and Ye Guyue, Yu Xiaogang was instantly filled with rage: "I wondered who it was; so it's you two dog-like man and woman."

That he had ended up in this state was entirely thanks to Ye Guyue.

If Ye Guyue hadn't appeared, he would have long since become a world-renowned Master, and he wouldn't have had to kill his own good brother, turning into a monster that was neither man nor woman.

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