Dragon Ball: I Condensed Destruction to Infinity
Chapter 26

Vados, I'll Treat You to Malatang

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"Delicious, it truly lives up to its reputation as the most famous beverage on this planet." Vados nodded in satisfaction as she looked at Lu Fan, and after a brief silence, she asked, "May I have another glass?"

"Will you be my girlfriend?" Lu Fan said.

Vados: "..."

Champa: "..."

"Is your name Vados? That's such a beautiful name." Lu Fan sighed in admiration, "From the very first moment I saw you, I felt like I had fallen in love with you."

Vados wiped sweat from her brow.

Champa also offered a helpless smile.

You really have some nerve, kid.

You actually dare to hit on an Angel.

Do you think you can make an Angel your girlfriend with just a glass of Cola?

No, two glasses of Cola.

Vegeta watched coldly from the sidelines.

Hmph, what a spineless guy.

Thinking about getting a girlfriend this early?

And what kind of girlfriend did you pick out?

That woman looks quite old, doesn't she?

That old woman...

Most importantly, that woman's skin is blue.

Lu Fan, oh Lu Fan, couldn't you find a girlfriend with a skin tone similar to ours?

I recall that Earthlings look pretty much the same as us Saiyans.

If you want a girlfriend, you could just find one on Earth.

Come to think of it, that little girl named Bulma is about your age; she would be a perfect match for you.

I really don't know what you're thinking.

To actually pursue an old woman with blue skin.

Vados: "..."

Vados cast a thoughtful glance at Vegeta.

Who are you calling an old woman?

However, Vados didn't get angry.

Actually, calling me an old woman... that statement doesn't seem wrong.

I have already lived for hundreds of millions of years.

I really am an old woman.

No, to be precise, I should be a girl who never ages.

"Be my girlfriend, and I'll treat you to spicy hot pot," Lu Fan continued.

"Spicy hot pot? What is that?" Vados was slightly taken aback.

"Was it six times or eight times?" Lu Fan mused.

Vados wore a look of utter confusion.

What are you talking about?

Why can't I, an Angel, understand a single word you're saying?

"I've set my heart on you; from now on, you are my girlfriend!" Lu Fan declared loudly.

Vados: "..."

I certainly didn't agree to that...

Is there anyone as direct as you?

"Here, Little Va, have some Cola." As he spoke, Lu Fan turned to pour two glasses of Cola and handed one to Vados.

Vados: "..."

Little Va?

Vados covered her face, not wanting to speak anymore.

"Pfft..."

Champa burst out laughing on the side.

Vados, so this day has finally come for you.

You've actually been teased by a human.

"By the way, is this your pet cat?" Lu Fan asked. "Big fat cat, you drink Cola too."

As he spoke, Lu Fan handed another cup of Cola to Champa.

Champa: "..."

Champa's face turned red from holding back his anger; he was ready to use Hakai on Lu Fan right then and there.

However, after a brief struggle, Champa silently looked at the cup of Cola in Lu Fan's hand.

I'll just take a sip and try it first.

If it doesn't taste good, I'll destroy him then.

If it tastes good, I'll drag him to my planet and have him make Cola for me properly.

Once I've had enough, it won't be too late to destroy him.

Champa took the Cola with a dark expression.

Then, Champa took a sip.

After drinking that mouthful of Cola, Champa immediately felt an endless sense of satisfaction.

Holy cow!

Why am I only drinking such a delicious beverage now?

My life has been truly tragic.

"Mmm, delicious." Vados was also silently savoring the pleasure the Cola brought her.

She took three sips.

Vados looked toward Lu Fan.

"You agree?" Lu Fan's eyes lit up.

Vados: "..."

Vados almost spat out her drink.

What did she agree to?

What did she even say?

This kid...

"Ahem... judging by your appearance, you seem to be only eight years old, right?" Vados sighed.

"Mmhmm, you guessed right." Lu Fan nodded.

"You're looking for a girlfriend at eight?" Vados was speechless. "Usually, your race shouldn't be looking for girlfriends until you're at least sixteen."

"I matured early," Lu Fan said with a smile.

"Tch, when we Saiyans are eight, our bodies have already begun to grow. In another three years, we'll be just like adults," Vegeta snorted from the side. "This is so we can engage in combat earlier."

"Saiyans? You are Saiyans?" Champa looked at Vegeta, then at Lu Fan.

"Hmph, obviously." Vegeta huffed.

"Vados, do we have Saiyans where we are?" Champa turned his head to ask Vados.

"Yes, they currently reside on Planet Sadala," Vados nodded slightly.

"What? Planet Sadala? Are you joking? Wasn't that planet a dead star long ago?" Vegeta asked in surprise.

Champa ignored Vegeta and walked to Vados's side.

"Vados, I've decided. I'm going to take this kid back and have him make us Cola every day," Champa grinned and said to Vados.

"Very well, Lord Champa." Vados nodded without objection.

As for what Lu Fan said about fancying her...

In Vados's view, it was nothing special; she just took it as a joke.

Perhaps once you know my true identity, you won't have such thoughts anymore.

"What should we do with this kid with the gravity-defying hair?" Champa looked silently at Vegeta. "Might as well take him along too; he can run errands when there's nothing to do."

"As you please." Vados did not object.

"Hmph, boring." Vegeta snorted. "Lu Fan, handle those two yourself. I'm leaving!"

"You're leaving already?" Lu Fan asked.

"Of course. As agreed, once my combat power reaches 100,000 or more, I will come back to find you." Vegeta said, walking straight toward his spaceship.

"Your Highness, I feel like you are going to miss the best opportunity of your life," Lu Fan sighed.

Vegeta slowly stopped in his tracks and turned to look at Lu Fan.

"What?" Vegeta asked.

"Nothing, do as you please," Lu Fan said.

"Hmph." Vegeta snorted and stepped onto his spaceship.

"Whoosh!"

The spaceship took off, swiftly plunging into the void and vanishing from sight in the blink of an eye.

Champa looked up at Vegeta's departing ship, but he made no move to stop it.

Let him go if he wants to go.

"He has left," Vados said.

"Forget it, let him go. As long as we take this brat back, that's all that matters," Champa said.

"Understood," Vados nodded.

"Hey, kid, from today on you're coming back to my planet with me to make Cola exclusively for me," Champa commanded, turning toward Lu Fan.

"No, I want to stay with Vados," Lu Fan said.

Champa: "..."

Vados: "..."

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