Dragon Ball: I Condensed Destruction to Infinity
Chapter 26

Vados, Let Me Treat You to Malatang

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"That's delicious. No wonder it's the most famous drink on this planet." Vados nodded in satisfaction as she looked at Lu Fan. After a brief silence, she asked, "Could I have another cup?"

"Will you be my girlfriend?" Lu Fan asked.

Vados: "..."

Champa: "..."

"Is your name Vados? It's such a lovely name." Lu Fan sighed. "From the very first moment I saw you, I think I fell in love with you."

Vados wiped her sweat vigorously.

Champa could only smile helplessly.

You've really got some nerve, kid.

You're even trying to pick up an Angel.

You think one cup of Cola is enough to get an Angel to be your girlfriend?

No, two cups of Cola.

Vegeta watched coldly from the sidelines.

Hmph. What a hopeless guy.

You're already looking for a girlfriend at such a young age?

And what kind of girlfriend is that supposed to be?

That woman looks so old!

That old woman...

Most importantly, her skin is blue.

Lu Fan, Lu Fan, couldn't you find a girlfriend whose skin is more or less the same color as ours?

I remember Earthlings look pretty much like us Saiyans.

If you want a girlfriend, you can find one on Earth.

Oh, right. That young girl named Bulma is about your age. She'd be just right for you.

I really don't know what you're thinking.

You're actually trying to pursue an old woman with blue skin.

Vados: "..."

Vados glanced at Vegeta thoughtfully.

Who are you calling an old woman?

Vados wasn't angry, though.

Actually, calling me an old woman... wasn't exactly wrong.

I've lived for over a hundred million years.

I really am an old woman.

No, to be precise, I should be a girl who never grows old.

"Be my girlfriend, and I'll treat you to malatang," Lu Fan continued.

"Malatang? What's that?" Vados asked, slightly taken aback.

"Was it six times or eight times?" Lu Fan mused.

Vados looked utterly confused.

What's he talking about?

How come even I, an Angel, can't understand what he's saying?

"I've made up my mind. From now on, you're my girlfriend!" Lu Fan declared.

Vados: "..."

I never agreed to that...

Who's this direct?

"Here, Xiao Va. Have some Cola." Lu Fan turned, poured two cups of Cola, and handed one to Vados.

Vados: "..."

Xiao Va?

Vados covered her face, not wanting to say a word.

"Pfft..."

Champa burst out laughing nearby.

So this is what it's come to, Vados.

You actually let a human flirt with you.

"By the way, is this your pet cat?" Lu Fan asked. "Fat Cat, you can have some Cola too."

As he spoke, Lu Fan handed the other cup of Cola to Champa.

Champa: "..."

Champa's face flushed red as he held back his anger. He was about to destroy Lu Fan on the spot.

But after a brief struggle, Champa silently looked at the cup of Cola in Lu Fan's hand.

I'll try some first.

If it tastes bad, I'll destroy him.

If it tastes good, I'll take him to my planet and have him make Cola for me.

I can destroy him after I've had my fill.

Champa took the Cola with a dark expression.

Then Champa took a sip.

As soon as he swallowed it, an endless sense of comfort washed over him.

Damn!

Why am I only trying such a delicious drink now?

My life is so tragic.

"Mmm, delicious." Vados also quietly savored the pleasure the Cola brought her.

She took three sips.

Vados looked over at Lu Fan.

"So you agree?" Lu Fan's eyes lit up.

Vados: "..."

Vados almost spat it out.

What do you mean, agree?

What did I say?

This kid...

"Ahem... Judging by your appearance, you seem to be only eight years old?" Vados sighed.

"Mm-hmm, you guessed right." Lu Fan nodded.

"You're looking for a girlfriend at eight?" Vados said, at a loss for words. "Normally, your race has to be at least sixteen before you can look for a girlfriend, doesn't it?"

"I matured early," Lu Fan said with a smile.

"Che. By the time we Saiyans are eight, our bodies have already started growing. In another three years, we'll be about the same as adults," Vegeta snorted nearby. "That's so we can start fighting sooner."

"Saiyans? You're Saiyans?" Champa looked from Vegeta to Lu Fan.

"Hmph. Of course," Vegeta said with a grunt.

"Vados, are there Saiyans where we live too?" Champa turned and asked her.

"Yes. They currently live on Planet Sadala." Vados nodded slightly.

"What? Planet Sadala? Are you kidding? Didn't that planet become a dead world ages ago?" Vegeta asked in surprise.

Champa ignored Vegeta and walked over to Vados.

"Vados, I've decided. I'm taking this kid back with me so he can make Cola for us every day." Champa grinned at Vados.

"All right, Lord Champa." Vados nodded without objecting.

As for Lu Fan saying he was attracted to her...

Vados didn't think much of it. She simply took it as a joke.

Perhaps once you learn my true identity, you won't feel that way anymore.

"What should we do with this guy with the upside-down hair?" Champa looked at Vegeta. "Maybe we should take him along too. We can order him around when we're bored."

"Whatever you wish, Lord Champa." Vados didn't object.

"Hmph, how boring." Vegeta snorted. "Lu Fan, you can deal with those two yourself. I'm leaving!"

"You're leaving already?" Lu Fan asked.

"Of course. As agreed, I'll come back to find you once my battle power reaches over one hundred thousand." As he spoke, Vegeta headed straight for the spaceship.

"Your Highness, I feel like you're about to miss the best opportunity of your life," Lu Fan sighed.

Vegeta slowly stopped and turned to look at Lu Fan.

"What?" Vegeta asked.

"Nothing. Do whatever you want," Lu Fan replied.

"Hmph." Vegeta snorted and boarded the spaceship.

Whoosh!

The spaceship took off, quickly vanished into the Void, and was soon nowhere to be seen.

Champa looked up at Vegeta's spaceship but didn't try to stop it.

Let him fly off if he wants.

"He's gone," Vados said.

"Forget it. Let him go. We just need to take this kid back with us," Champa said.

"All right." Vados nodded.

"Hey, kid. From today onward, you're coming back to my planet with me to make Cola," Champa ordered Lu Fan.

"No. I want to stay with Xiao Va," Lu Fan replied.

Champa: "..."

Vados: "..."

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