I Have Invincible Talk-no-Jutsu, Capable of Breaking All Things

"Three teachers, why have you surrounded me?"

Lin Fan asked, looking somewhat puzzled.

"We are acting under the orders of the Third Hokage. Lin Fan, Sasuke, you two are not to take a single step outside the Central Tower until the second exam concludes!"

"To prevent Orochimaru, who has snuck into Konoha, from snatching you away, the three of us will be providing you with close-quarters protection for the next few days!"

Kakashi said, looking quite helpless.

The corners of Lin Fan's mouth curled up slightly.

That old man, the Third, is truly wary of the sudden visit from his former beloved disciple, Snake Auntie.

However, having three elite jonin of Konoha acting as his bodyguards didn't feel half bad.

Lin Fan then agreed to the arrangement.

There were still three full days left until the second exam in the Forest of Death concluded.

Most of the Konoha 13, who had passed early, chose to return home to train and prepare for the upcoming preliminary matches.

Lin Fan and Sasuke, meanwhile, were arranged to stay within the Central Tower for protection.

Because Naruto was also a member of Team 7, he was required to stay in the same lounge as Lin Fan.

At first, Naruto was excited that three elite jonin were acting as his bodyguards.

But after only half a day, he became full of complaints.

Every move he made inside the lounge was under the strict surveillance of the three elite jonin teachers.

Even if he tried to sneak a peek at a little manga or have a quick wank, he would be discovered clearly.

Naruto simply couldn't take it anymore.

So, every time he took the opportunity to go outside to pee, he would take turns unleashing the Sexy Technique and Harem Technique on the three of them.

Yet, whether he transformed into Teacher Sora or Yui-chan, Or followed Lin Fan's suggestion to transform into Utatane Koharu, Mitokado Homura, Granny Chiyo, or even Madara in a swimsuit and black stockings—

Naruto was still kicked in the backside by the three, who were either bleeding from the nose or rolling their eyes, and sent flying straight back into the lounge.

"It looks like only I can step in now."

Lin Fan said with a chuckle as he watched Naruto's sorry state.

"Big Brother Lin Fan, everything depends on you now. I'm dying to go eat Ichiraku Ramen!"

Naruto said, rubbing his rear with a miserable expression.

"Hehe, I have the invincible Talk-no-Jutsu; it can break through anything!"

Lin Fan replied with a smirk.

He then rose calmly and opened the lounge door with composure.

"Yo, Naruto went to the bathroom twenty times in the last half hour, and each time he could only squeeze out a drop or two!"

"Lin Fan, are you going to do the same?"

Kakashi said with a smile at the door.

Deep down, he actually hoped Lin Fan would do exactly that.

He wanted to see what Lin Fan's face would look like if he suffered a setback.

Lin Fan replied with a smile, "Teacher Kakashi, you've guessed wrong. I just thought you three teachers were working too hard protecting us, so I brought you something good!"

He immediately opened an Other-Dimensional Scroll and pulled out a book with an exquisite cover.

He held it up toward Kakashi.

"What book is this?"

Kakashi asked, confused.

"This book is Gold Scale in the Pond."

Kakashi laughed teasingly, "You already gave me this book last time, have you forgotten? I've already finished it."

He had already made up his mind not to fall for Lin Fan's tricks again!

"It's the manga adaptation!"

"So what if it's a manga adaptation?"

"Nani? It's a manga adaptation? A manga adaptation has to be way better than the novel version!"

Kakashi's eyes lit up instantly.

He remembered how his heart would race and his face would flush just reading the plot of the novel version of Gold Scale in the Pond...

If he finished this manga adaptation, wouldn't he be so satisfied he'd spiral into the heavens?!

Kakashi immediately took the manga, glanced at the cover, and treated it like a precious treasure!

"Kakashi, I never expected you to fall this far!!!"

Lin Fan, you had better behave and return to the lounge. I, Emperor Guy, do not wish to make things difficult for you!

Burn, my youth!!!

Emperor Guy immediately blocked the entrance to the lounge, refusing to let Lin Fan out.

Teacher Guy, I have also prepared a little something for you!

Lin Fan said with a smile, then retrieved several Bruce Lee discs and a DVD player that could connect to a television from his interdimensional space.

This man is just like me.

That domineering gaze, those perfect abs, that agile physique.

That's right, this is how youth should burn!!!

Emperor Guy's eyes blazed with fire as he roared in excitement, having only looked at a few of Bruce Lee's movements on the disc.

He subsequently accepted Lin Fan's gift.

Then, Asuma arrived at Lin Fan's side.

Lin Fan, I am a man who neither likes reading manga nor watching discs.

If you want to leave, I am afraid I will have to disappoint you this time.

Hoo.

Asuma puffed out a smoke ring from his cigarette and said leisurely.

Although he and Lin Fan had only met a few times, he had heard quite a lot about Lin Fan in the village.

Teacher Asuma, how could I forget you?

Come, want to try this?

As soon as Lin Fan finished speaking, he tore open a pack of Zhongnanhai Cigarette he had just obtained.

He pulled one out and handed it to Asuma.

Before long, a cloud of smoke swirled around them.

Hiss, this flavor...

Marvelous!!!

Asuma's mood instantly brightened after taking a puff of the Zhongnanhai Cigarette.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Lin Fan began his Talk-no-Jutsu offensive.

Naruto and I just want to step out of the forest to get some fresh air. It shouldn't be a problem as long as we don't leave the village, right?

Even if Orochimaru were bold, he wouldn't dare to snatch people in broad daylight inside the village!

Are you both so nervous about the safety of Sasuke and me because you think the Third Hokage's ability to govern the village is lacking?

Lin Fan said bluntly, hitting the nail on the head.

Kakashi and Emperor Guy were instantly choked into silence.

The next second, cold sweat began to pour down their faces.

In truth, that was exactly what they were thinking.

Ever since the Fourth, Minato Namikaze, passed away, the Third had resumed the position of Hokage.

They had originally assumed the Third was only acting as Hokage temporarily and would soon select a candidate for the Fifth Hokage.

Yet, they never expected that old man, the Third, to hold the position for another twelve years without any intention of stepping down.

It was an indisputable fact that his ability had been declining.

Lin Fan's words were truly heart-piercing.

But if they forcefully kept the two from leaving, wouldn't that be a tacit admission that the Third's ability was indeed lacking?

After all, Asuma, the man's own son, was standing right there.

I'll just watch the manga adaptation of Gold Scale in the Pond; when did the two little brats slip away?

Hmm, while I was watching the disc, these two little brats actually ran off?

I only went to the restroom to smoke a Zhongnanhai Cigarette, and in the blink of an eye, they were gone?

At this moment, the three elite jonin led by Kakashi instantly activated their "blind mode."

Meanwhile, Lin Fan led Naruto and swaggered out of the Central Tower.

(This book officially begins testing today. First, I would like to thank everyone for their reviews; I will read each one carefully. It is fate that we met through this book, and I thank my family for their support along the way.)

.You are reading Naruto: Starting with Infinite Skill Points by Shenqi Xiao Sima