I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 321

The Fragrance Under the Moon (Revised)

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Liu Chang'an carried the dead dog back to the neighborhood. Not sleeping all night had no effect on Liu Chang'an, but the energy he absorbed from the leap had put him in a good mood, so he even hummed a little tune while cleaning up the dead dog:

That bamboo pole is easy to bend (oh dear).

Three strands of hemp yarn are difficult to tear off.

A fierce tiger (ha) has fallen (ya) onto the plain (luohe) land (yo).

The dragon, without water, is trapped on the sandy beach.

So that branch, langdang langdang, one branch, yo.

I'm not afraid of being weak, but I'm afraid of being alone (what?)

A partnership of many is priceless, but a partnership of many is priceless!

Li Guyi also sang this song. Liu Chang'an used to participate in voluntary labor when he was working, and this song was often sung on the construction site in Junsha.

As for the dog, it was prepared in the same way as last time. The dog meat was processed together, and the dog liver, intestines, and other organs were prepared together. The dog's testicles and penis were for him to barbecue... Yes, the new High Templar is a male dog, while the one that was named the High Monk of Putuo Temple by Zhu Juntang last time was a female dog.

Although High Templar and High Monk of Putuo Temple are the same thing, I always feel that a female dog is not suitable to be High Monk of Putuo Temple. However, this is a name given by Zhu Juntang, so please don't be offended, and idle people don't need to take it seriously.

In old neighborhoods with a traditional, close-knit community atmosphere, it's not acceptable to keep things to yourself. Like the vegetables the elderly grow, they often share some with others. They can easily take some of the chives, garlic sprouts, or scallions they grow in front of their doors with a shout, and no one minds. Even if Liu Chang'an doesn't give a piece to every household after getting this dog, it would be excellent if he could sell safe dog meat to everyone at a price lower than the market price, just like last time.

Liu Chang'an had been messing with the dead dog since early morning. As soon as it was dawn, some people got up and smelled the aroma of burning meat skin and rushed over to see what was going on. Soon, they shouted and called for people to come and line up to buy Liu Chang'an's dog meat.

Zhou Dongdong, who had just woken up, ran to the balcony and looked down. She hurriedly got dressed and ran down to see what was going on. When she saw the dead dog that Liu Chang'an had hung up, she quickly stopped with a slight sliding step.

"Brother Chang'an, did you kill another piglet?" Zhou Dongdong asked after watching for a while.

"I've never slaughtered piglets here, so why are you saying 'again'?" Liu Chang'an retorted.

"Then... is that a dog again?" Zhou Dongdong asked, pouting.

"Yes, you can eat three bowls now."

"How could you kill a dog!" Zhou Dongdong's tears started to flow, and she began to sob, but after crying twice, she shrugged her shoulders and suddenly stopped.

"Why aren't you crying anymore?" Liu Chang'an was puzzled. He remembered that last time when he was killing dogs, he felt good listening to Zhou Dongdong wailing beside him while he was selling dog meat.

"Let's keep some for ourselves first," Zhou Dongdong said softly.

Looking at the line of people buying dog meat, Liu Chang'an was quite pleased that Zhou Dongdong was finally a primary school student and had some calculation ability. He handed Zhou Dongdong a portion of dog meat that he had prepared earlier and placed in a basin on the ground, saying, "Take this back to your mom."

Zhou Dongdong, clutching the basin, burst into tears of relief as she ran home, sobbing, "Mommy... Brother Chang'an killed the dog again! How could he kill the dog!"

Several elderly people chuckled as they looked at Zhou Dongdong. Liu Chang'an sighed, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Stop laughing, I won't sell to anyone who laughs."

"Little brat from Chang'an, why have you suddenly turned on me!"

"Who laughed? Who laughed?"

"I wasn't laughing at you!"

In the cheerful atmosphere, they sold most of the dog meat. Besides giving some back to Zhou Dongdong, Liu Chang'an kept some for himself.

Although he got up early to start preparing dog meat today, it was such a big dog, and selling dog meat would take a lot of time, so Liu Chang'an decided to ask Qin Yanan for leave.

Qin Yanan knew that this was the second time Liu Chang'an had taken leave because of selling dog meat. After agreeing to it, she thought about it for a long time but still couldn't understand it. However, she accepted this man's consistent style.

Liu Chang'an was making dog meat sauce at home. This time, he wrapped the dog liver in sausage fat and smoked it for a while. He didn't use it separately to cook, but chopped it up, mixed it, and put it into other offal to make dog meat sauce.

After preparing the dog meat sauce, cooking and slicing the dog meat, I packed it into a sealed box, took a few ice packs from Zhou Shuling's refrigerator to pack it together, and then called a courier to pick up the order.

The deliveryman said they have their own refrigerated packaging, but they still accepted Liu Chang'an's current preservation measures.

"It will arrive tomorrow morning, and the taste will be exactly the same," the deliveryman said confidently after checking the address Liu Chang'an had left.

Liu Chang'an nodded. "If the taste changes, then why are you charging such a high delivery fee?"

This dog meat was a gift for Gao Dewei. He must be getting so bored over there that he can hardly find this spicy South Hunan- style dog meat there.

Hometown dishes can only be truly made in one's hometown. Even if the owner of a restaurant in another city is from the same hometown, the food they make always seems to lack something.

After finishing this dish and sending it by courier, half of the morning had already passed. The scorching sun was shining down, and Liu Chang'an finally mixed the chili sauce and wheat paste together.

This chili sauce is delicious even when eaten alone with rice. Liu Chang'an was very satisfied as he watched the grayish wheat paste mix with the chili ingredients to finally form a bright red sauce. After another week of sun exposure, the jar of chili sauce could be put into a ceramic pot.

At this moment, Zhu Juntang, who also did not go to school, arrogantly arrived under the sycamore tree.

Today, Zhu Juntang wasn't wearing that very fluffy Lolita-style A-line skirt, but she was still wearing her favorite white stockings with two rabbit ears standing up at the knees. Her calves were straight, and her thighs seemed only slightly rounder than her calves. Overall, they looked straight and slender, and the fullness that comes with a slower metabolism hadn't yet accumulated on the girl's legs.

"You ate my dog again!" Zhu Juntang was there to demand an explanation. It was rare for her to have a reason to do so, so how could she not be arrogant and do justice to her painstaking efforts to turn things around?

Zhong Qing only said that Liu Chang'an jumped down from the wall and trampled the newly appointed High Templar to death, but this dog had no other fate, so Zhu Juntang didn't need to question him to know that he had been eaten by Liu Chang'an.

"No, I didn't eat any." Liu Chang'an was sitting on the newly set up charcoal stove, roasting dog meat.

Dog treasure is obviously those kinds of things.

After washing and removing dirt and oil, put it in a pot of water with ginger, scallions, and Shaoxing wine and cook until it is 80% done. This will not only clean it again, but also make the material more suitable for grilling and absorbing flavor.

"You ate my dog last time!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it at all.

"It's true that I killed your dog, but I didn't eat it; I sold it."

"You're so boring."

"Killing the dog was a sin, but sharing it with others so they could enjoy it is a blessing. The good and bad deeds cancel each other out. Amitabha."

"You still believe this!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it either, because did the Zhu Family get to where they are today by working hard? But now the old man is living to be a hundred years old, the descendants are prosperous, and the family is richer than a country.

"I was just saying it casually. I don't think before I speak to you, so please don't take it seriously or mind me." Liu Chang'an was very frank and apologetic.

"You..." Zhu Juntang realized that the task of arrogantly turning over and trampling Liu Chang'an under her beautiful and cute little feet was a long and arduous one that could not be accomplished overnight.

"Want to try some?" The dog's testicles were sliced, the dog's penis was cut into pieces, and they were skewered together with the last bit of dog meat sauce that Liu Chang'an had left. They were grilled over a high flame, glistening with oil and emitting a fragrant aroma. They had a kind of fishy smell that was not fishy, but it left a lingering fragrance on the lips and teeth.

Liu Chang'an gave Zhu Juntang a string of coins. Zhu Juntang was a little wary and shook her head. Liu Chang'an wouldn't consider her if there was anything truly beneficial for her, but he would be very eager to consider her if there was anything that could annoy her.

Liu Chang'an didn't force the issue. The portion was small to begin with, and he ate it all by himself. If Zhu Juntang asked again, he could admit that he had eaten her dog.

"What were you loitering around downstairs last night?" After failing to gain any psychological advantage from her accusations, Zhu Juntang moved on to another question, which was also what she wanted to know.

He wouldn't come downstairs to sing "Outside the Window," and there aren't any banana flowers downstairs either.

"I jumped from the rooftop," Liu Chang'an said, no longer bothering to hide it.

"You sneaked up to my roof again!" Zhu Juntang's anger flared instinctively, then she seized on the key point, her voice filled with agitated resentment, "Why didn't you wake me up to watch you jump?"

"You're asleep? I was afraid it would affect your perfection." Liu Chang'an bit into the remaining meat on the bamboo skewer, then reluctantly tossed it away. Actually, dog testicles and dog penises were quite rare and difficult to obtain, but rooster eggs were much easier to get. Many chicken farms castrate roosters, and that's what they get. These chicken farms also try to save resources; it would be a waste to throw away all these rooster eggs, so naturally they would sell them.

Liu Chang'an planned to buy a pound of rooster eggs to eat. These eggs usually cost between 80 and 120 yuan per pound, which is quite extravagant.

"That's true... Then can't you choose another time?" Zhu Juntang was in a dilemma. Watching Liu Chang'an jump off the building was indeed a long-cherished wish, but sleeping was also a top priority in life.

"Okay." Liu Chang'an nodded.

Zhu Juntang almost thought she had misheard. "You... you're willing to jump off a building in front of me?"

"Pretty much, I could jump out of a helicopter, without a parachute."

"Aren't you carrying a parachute?"

"I won't memorize it!"

"I want to see!" Zhu Juntang excitedly hugged Liu Chang'an and shook him back and forth.

Liu Chang'an pushed her away without hesitation, pressing her face down. "She has no chest at all, trying to imitate Qin Yanan?"

It's a pity Liu Chang'an didn't push her breasts open; otherwise, he would have known that the fairy was at least a B-cup. However, compared to Qin Yanan, it doesn't really matter whether she has a B-cup or not.

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It has been corrected. I apologize. The two chapters total 6,000 words. Please vote with monthly tickets. Because the title is duplicated, the next chapter will skip chapter 111 and go directly to chapter 112.

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