I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 362

Do You Tell Fortunes?

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"An Nuan's boyfriend" is a tag used to confirm her identity.

As people live, they are labeled with many tags. These tags form the confirmation of identity, past experiences, social relationships, and even the self-answering of the age-old question "Who am I?"

Generally speaking, the more labels a person has, the more successful they are... Scammers also label themselves with many tags.

The phrase "so-and-so's so-and-so" generally implies that this person is more dazzling than so-and-so, thus becoming their most prominent label.

An Nuan's boyfriend is blind, and this contrast undoubtedly makes An Nuan stand out even more, making her seem all the more pitiful.

Does being blind mean you don't deserve a girlfriend like An Nuan? Of course you do, but it might give off a sense of superiority: Why does a blind person have a girlfriend like An Nuan? Wouldn't it be better if she were my girlfriend?

"Hello, I'm Wu Fan, Han Zhizhi's classmate." Wu Fan held the iced shaken lemon tea in his hand, pinching the top edge of the cup with two fingers and slightly loosening the other three fingers. He slowly placed it on the table, gently dragged the chair without making a sound as the legs scraped against the floor, and sat down opposite Liu Chang'an.

"What didn't you think of?" Liu Chang'an faced Wu Fan expressionlessly, not looking at him, because he couldn't receive light at the moment.

"Nothing... I meant, I didn't expect you to have such good luck with women, having such a beautiful girlfriend like An Nuan." Wu Fan certainly wouldn't directly say, "How could a blind man like you find a girlfriend like An Nuan? Is An Nuan blind too?"

"Yes, everyone says An Nuan is very beautiful." Liu Chang'an had to admit that.

"So you're lucky with your love life." Wu Fan continued his pointless chatter with Liu Chang'an, glancing around through the floor-to-ceiling windows at the direction the subway was coming from. He then took a picture of Liu Chang'an with his phone and posted it to a group chat. "Do you guys know how beautiful this blind guy's girlfriend is?"

"How's your luck with women?" Liu Chang'an asked in return.

"How would I know?" Wu Fan chuckled and shrugged, taking a sip of tea from his cup. "Starbucks iced lemon tea is best with less tea and more lemon juice."

"Do you tell fortunes?" Liu Chang'an adjusted his sunglasses.

"You can tell fortunes..." Wu Fan was surprised but somewhat understandably so. After all, even blind people need to learn some means of making a living, and these kinds of people are usually very good at sweet talk; otherwise, how could they find a girlfriend like An Nuan?

Does it count?

"All right."

"Who do you think you are?" Liu Chang'an, having regained his sight, stared at Wu Fan with a blank expression. "Just lucky luck with women, I guess?"

He had seen fortune tellers on the road, and they generally looked like this. When it came to fortune telling, the one he had seen was Li Daoren. This man had a rather otherworldly appearance. Whenever he told someone's fortune, he would always have a dignified and peaceful expression, and his words would be as loud and clear as the sound of a great bell. Every word was precious and hit the nail on the head, making people feel astonished.

But why did such a person fall into poverty and dig up graves, ultimately accumulating huge debts and being buried with a door panel? In the end, he couldn't escape the human tendency to be lazy and indulge in excessive eating, drinking, gambling, and whoring. However, the fact that he lived for over a hundred years can be considered extremely fortunate... After all, worldly power and wealth can never compare to the fleeting years when the King of Hell is calling for your life.

"Alright, consider it a stroke of luck." Wu Fan wasn't really interested in dealing with Liu Chang'an, but since he was free anyway, and if the blind man charged him for his fortune telling, Wu Fan was willing to join in.

"You have a small, chicken-like beak, a slightly narrow forehead, thick eyebrows that press down on your eyes, eyes with a lot of white showing, a fleshy nose, and prominent cheekbones that seem to pierce the heavens. Your philtrum is short and shallow, lacking fullness, and your chin is long, pointed, and drooping. In short, you are a typical person with abundant romantic luck but also fickle and lustful. Hookups are fine, but forget about dating." Liu Chang'an tapped the table. "Moreover, you are born with fire in your destiny, while Junsha belongs to water. Your romantic luck is precisely suppressed here, unable to manifest. You will most likely return empty-handed from this trip. It's not your fault, but fate."

"What do you mean...?" Anyone would be unhappy to hear such words. Wu Fan's face turned a little ugly, but he quickly realized what was going on. "How do you know what I look like? Aren't you blind?"

"Who told you I'm blind?" Liu Chang'an took off his sunglasses, made a peace sign with his fingers without expression, and said, "Want to take another picture and post it on WeChat Moments?"

Wu Fan's face stiffened, and he was momentarily speechless with embarrassment. This guy wasn't blind after all? He had clearly seen Liu Chang'an rolling his eyes and groping around on the table. Who wouldn't think he was blind in that situation?

That's why he felt safe enough to take a picture of the other person, even though it was a bit rude. But since no one else knew, what did it matter?

"My friends are all An Nuan what a boyfriend of such a beautiful girl like An Nuan looks like, so I took a picture to show them. I'm sorry, please don't mind." Wu Fan had no choice but to admit that today's trip might not have been as pleasant and smooth as he had hoped. Since Han Zhizhi had agreed to accompany him to Junsha, she must have some feelings for him. Girls like their suitors to be outstanding and eye-catching. If he could just show off a bit more in front of her friends, he would naturally win Han Zhizhi's favor even more.

It's actually quite simple for men to pursue women. Either they're handsome, in which case the girls' initiative is something most men can hardly imagine.

If a guy is rich and willing to spend money, a girl will give him a reason to accept him. "He's very good to me..." Alternatively, being eloquent is also a skill, since some girls can be won over by sweet talk.

Wu Fan is handsome, and people say that not only his name but also his appearance resembles a certain celebrity with the surname Wu. Wu Fan also deliberately imitates that celebrity's style of dress and speech in his daily life, which makes him very popular with girls. In his opinion, Han Zhizhi is just reserved... Wu Fan is also quite attracted to this kind of girl who comes from a scholarly family, is a little chubby, and has a quiet and gentle temperament.

Fortunately, although Liu Chang'an in front of her was obviously annoying, at least he had a girlfriend, so he wouldn't be competing with her for Han Zhizhi... It's a pity that a girl like An Nuan actually found a boyfriend who was like a lunatic. However, An Nuan is quite pretty in photos, but some girls are just like that, they look great in photos, but in real life they are actually quite ordinary.

Besides, nowadays, when girls post photos, where is there any that don't edit them, slim down, or lengthen their figures? Han Zhizhi and An Nuan's friendship is clearly not just superficial; Han Zhizhi even helps An Nuan whiten and smooth her skin when she posts photos.

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