Liu Chang'an's Humor

Wu Fan apologized, and Liu Chang'an didn't hold his rudeness against him. No one is perfect, especially a child. Boys of this age exude the fierce aura of males chasing mates, and it's understandable that they try to be the most eye-catching one to be chosen.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward. Liu Chang'an drank his tea by himself, then turned to look out the window, a faint smile playing on his lips.

Wu Fan glanced at Liu Chang'an out of the corner of his eye, then turned his head in surprise. He was astonished that this lunatic exuded the aura of a Mary Sue male protagonist. The curve of his lips was captivating and gentle, and his profile, outlined by the faint morning light filtering through the window, possessed a natural charm. Unlike many quintessential pretty boys who were overly refined or lacked masculinity, or like himself, who were often criticized for having small, delicate lips... This man was not at first glance the typical beauty of a pretty boy, but he was extremely pleasing to the eye, and Wu Fan couldn't find any flaws in his features.

This made Wu Fan very uncomfortable. The fact that a lunatic had quieted down made him feel threatened. Wu Fan was also well aware that since Han Zhizhi had brought her best friend and her best friend's boyfriend, comparisons were inevitable.

As her best friend, An Nuan's aesthetic sense and choice of boyfriend would naturally influence Han Zhizhi. Would Han Zhizhi also lean towards Liu Chang'an? She had to overshadow Liu Chang'an today, otherwise, was she really just going to take a spontaneous trip, find a room in a second- or third-tier city like Junsha that cost as much as a top-tier hotel in a first-tier city, sleep for a while, and then roll back to the Central Sea?

If young people aren't staying in luxury hotels for sex or hoping for sex, what's so enjoyable about it?

Last night, Wu Fan was in his room on the 91st floor, looking down at the city more than 400 meters below. He fantasized about making love with Han Zhizhi in front of such a floor-to-ceiling window.

Han Zhizhi is most likely a virgin, very clean, which is what Wu Fan likes most. Otherwise, there's a bar street downstairs, and with her looks, many girls who have nothing else to do after drinking late at night and don't want to go back to their own homes would rather come to a suite in a top hotel and have some fun with a handsome guy. Then they can sit in front of the floor-to-ceiling window in the highly sought-after hotel in Junsha and take a few selfies, instantly exuding a socialite vibe, which is also a way to increase the success rate of hooking up.

Seeing that Liu Chang'an's gaze was still fixed on the window, Wu Fan turned his head and immediately saw two girls walking towards him from the direction of the subway.

The slightly shorter girl wore a pink bee-print tank top and red, yellow, and white plaid shorts, carrying a large Louis Vuitton bag. Many college girls prefer this style because it satisfies their desire for luxury brands without being too expensive or flashy, and it's also practical in terms of capacity, enough to carry things to class, while shopping.

Her cheeks were a little round, making her look a bit chubby and delicate. Her arms and legs had the plumpness of a young girl but weren't bulky, and they were quite well-developed. When she noticed someone looking at her, the corners of her mouth turned up in a slightly shy and cute smile, and she playfully teased the girl next to her.

Another girl... Wu Fan hurriedly controlled his gaze, trying not to focus too much. But that one glance made it seem as if all the most beautiful features of a young girl in the world were concentrated in her. No wonder even a lunatic like Liu Chang'an couldn't help but show such a gentle smile. Such a beautiful girl, who wouldn't feel gentle looking at her? That smile, as refreshing as an autumn day, those eyes, as full as the bright moon, those curved lips like a small boat in the mist of the Dongjiang River, all carried a fresh and moist air.

The key point is that such a tall stature is truly rare in the South. Moreover, she doesn't have the bulky frame of tall and strong women from the North. With her slender waist and graceful figure, she sways gently as she approaches, making one feel the tension of anticipating the moment when the epiphyllum blooms.

Surprisingly, it looks much more pleasing to the eye than the version after skin smoothing, beautification, and filters. On the contrary, the freshness and vitality have been smoothed away.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi went into the store, ordered two coffees, and then came over.

"Hunky man, long time no see." Han Zhizhi greeted Liu Chang'an first.

"Fierce woman, long time no see." Liu Chang'an nodded.

"Why did you call her a fierce woman?" An Nuan was unhappy. Are fierce men and fierce women a good match?

"He calls me 'macho man,' so I call her 'macho woman.'" Liu Chang'an realized, "Why did you call me 'macho man'?"

"I heard you got into another fight at school, sounded really fierce." Han Zhizhi waved her hand with a smile, "You truly live up to your reputation, I'm not fierce at all."

"That's true." Liu Chang'an sipped his tea.

An Nuan took Liu Chang'an's tea, handed him the coffee she had ordered, and then smiled at Wu Fan as a greeting.

"This is Wu Fan, a classmate of ours, who came to Junsha for tourism." Han Zhizhi earnestly believed that Wu Fan indeed a tourist and introduced him in a serious manner.

"Hello, I know you. I've seen your photos on Zhizhi's social media page. You're even more beautiful in person than in the photos," Wu Fan said frankly. But he immediately looked away, smiling gently at Han Zhizhi.

An Nuan is indeed very beautiful, and it's polite to compliment someone's looks, but staring at someone for too long is just stupid. Wu Fan knew very well that today he not only needed to win Han Zhizhi's favor, but also An Nuan's. Otherwise, if An Nuan whispered in Han Zhizhi's ear, Han Zhizhi's favor towards him might be greatly diminished.

"Thank you." An Nuan smiled and nodded gracefully, but when she turned to look at Liu Chang'an, she pouted, "People are praising me, you should praise Zhizhi instead."

Liu Chang'an put on his sunglasses and faced the empty space between Han Zhizhi and Wu Fan, "Han Zhizhi is so pretty."

"Liu Chang'an, don't think that just because you're a tough guy I won't dare to hit you!" Han Zhizhi couldn't help but laugh, waving her fist as if to hit Liu Chang'an.

An Nuan playfully hit him, but she couldn't hide the smile on her face. Even though she had asked him yesterday to dress smartly today, he dressed like an old man taking a stroll after dinner. However, Liu Chang'an was still as cheerful as ever, and his jokes were just right and amusing.

Wu Fan chuckled twice. What was so funny?

"Liu Chang'an means that only a blind person would praise Zhizhi's beauty; he's lying." Seeing Wu Fan's bewildered expression, An Nuan quickly explained her boyfriend's humor. Honestly, he's not witty at all.

"He clearly meant that if you were standing there, he would only praise my looks if he were blind. It's all because of you!" Han Zhizhi interpreted it differently and even slapped An Nuan.

Wu Fan smiled, but was surprised. This Liu Chang'an was dressed like a country bumpkin, and probably didn't come from a wealthy family. So this was the kind of skill that allowed him to win over a girl like An Nuan.

"Stop fooling around, let's go." Liu Chang'an stood up with his coffee. Honestly, he was just casually complimenting someone, why did they have to interpret it all like a reading comprehension exercise?

The four of them walked out of the coffee shop together. An Nuan lowered her voice and said to Liu Chang'an, "I asked you to post a selfie this morning, but all you showed was your belly and two legs, and you were sitting in a tree!"

Is there a problem?

What do you think?

"Zhou Dongdong took the picture; go and cause her trouble."

"That's fine, but why did I text you yesterday telling you to dress smartly, and today you're dressed like an old lady?"

"You said 'just so-so' is fine." Liu Chang'an felt he hadn't misremembered.

"I said you don't need to be too handsome... I mean, don't be so handsome that Zhizhi will actually like you more in comparison... Just average handsome, just a little bit more handsome than Wu Fan is fine," An Nuan said with a hum.

Do you think I can figure it out?

"Yes, you can!"

Do you think I'm not as handsome as Wu Fan now?

"You're more handsome than him!" On this point, An Nuan firmly stood by her boyfriend. After all, as Liu Chang'an had said before, there was no fairness or objectivity, and his position naturally sided with her.

"That solves everything..."

"I want Zhizhi to think you're more handsome than Wu Fan, but I can't be so handsome that Zhizhi likes you too..." An Nuan muttered, tugging at Liu Chang'an's finger as she followed behind.

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