I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 448

Grandpa and Grandma's Romance Can Be Used to Stir Up Trouble (Revised)

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Zhu Juntang saw Bai Hui's fingers tightly gripping the fluffy legs of the rabbit bear bag. It was a bag shaped like a small animal, so of course it had two legs and two arms. When the animal's hat was on, it looked like a rabbit; when the hat was off, it looked like a bear. Basically, this inexpensive rabbit bear bag was a standard item for Lolita fashion enthusiasts, and its cute and childlike style was very popular among fairies.

Zhu Juntang thought Bai Hui looked a bit silly, as if she had just been pulled out of the water, so he glanced at her phone and saw messages from An Nuan and Liu Chang'an.

"Ugh!" Zhu Juntang found it unacceptable. Did that mean Zhu Juntang had to call An Nuan "Grandma"? Zhu Juntang would rather die than comply.

Zhu Juntang was just trying to make sure she would never give in when she remembered that she had called Liu Chang'an "Grandpa" just for fun, and he wasn't actually her grandfather!

If he really is my grandfather, then I'd be the second most senior person in the world! Hahahaha!

No, what am I thinking? Zhu Juntang snapped out of her reverie, looked at Bai Hui suspiciously, and then suddenly realized that she had always thought that Bai Hui's attitude towards Liu Chang'an was actually similar to her own – she both disliked Liu Chang'an liked playing with him.

Bai Hui seems to like Liu Chang'an, not so much for playing with him, but for liking him as a person; it's the kind of crush you have.

Of all the sufferings in the world, unrequited love is one of them.

"For us fairies, all we need in this life is pretty dresses, elegant style, exquisite life, and a haughty attitude." Zhu Juntang touched Bai Hui's bunny bear's upright ears. The ears of ordinary bunny bears are usually limp, but Bai Hui's are modified. It seems that two shaping wires were put in, so the ears can be shaped into various shapes. Just like this girl's heart, she looks reserved, but once someone has her grasp, she can really be manipulated however she wants.

Zhu Juntang secretly vowed that she would never fall for a lousy old man like Liu Chang'an. Seeing so many women suffering for him, who would want to join in the fun? Having a fun "grandpa" was much more interesting than having a crush.

"What did you suddenly say?" Bai Hui looked up, her eyes narrowing slightly, a smile as usual appearing on her round face. "I was just feeling a bit sentimental. Actually, back in high school, Liu Chang'an confessed his love to An Nuan in front of many classmates, like reciting love poems... It's not surprising that he's being so high-profile now."

"Actually, you're not without a chance." Zhu Juntang's expression was thoughtful. As for Bai Hui's "lament," Zhu Juntang didn't take it seriously. Most people just find it annoying when they see others showing affection; who would be so emotional as to say, "My XX died, I'm so sad, I'm so heartbroken!"

"What... what are you saying? I... I... what chance do I have? I... I don't even like Liu Chang'an." Bai Hui stammered as usual when she got nervous.

Bai Hui was very frustrated. Why did so many people think that she liked Liu Chang'an, even though she clearly didn't? Including her old friend Miao Yingying, her current roommates, and now even Zhu Juntang thought so.

"Because you can't have your cake and eat it too, and in reality, everyone wants both. That's human nature," Zhu Juntang said confidently. She had once used human nature analysis to conclude that she could recruit Liu Chang'an to her side. Although she failed in the end, Zhu Juntang believed that Liu Chang'an still couldn't escape the category of "human nature."

"You mean... you mean him... he wants to have his cake and eat it too?" Bai Hui was taken aback. It didn't seem likely. People who wanted to have their cake and eat it too wouldn't be as shameless as Liu Chang'an, openly displaying their affection.

"Look at An Nuan, she's not bad looking, although her appearance is a bit plain and she doesn't have any ethereal beauty, but her figure is still good... Her only advantage is that she's tall and has long legs." Zhu Juntang was confident that she was more than capable of being a strategist. As long as it was something that could cause trouble for Liu Chang'an, Zhu Juntang seemed very resourceful. "But she doesn't have any breasts... while you have big breasts."

"What did you say? Do you mean I'm going to... go... go use this place to seduce Liu Chang'an?" Bai Hui said angrily, her cheeks only slightly lighter than the eyes on the rabbit bear bag, and she couldn't help but hug the rabbit bear to her chest.

"What I mean is, An Nuan advantages, and you have yours. An Nuan mainly started taking the initiative in high school. It's so easy for a girl to pursue a boy..." Zhu Juntang sighed. "She just made her move early. As for you, you're definitely too arrogant... Even I only realized today that you like Liu Chang'an. That old geezer Liu Chang'an is just like that; you have to be proactive, you have to fawn over him. If you're arrogant with him, he won't even acknowledge you."

"What did you say about licking him? Licking... licking what? That sounds awful." Bai Hui stammered in denial. "I don't care what An Nuan is like... I didn't like him in high school. I even wanted to get back at him in high school... I just wanted to use him to hurt An Nuan."

"In short, based on my observations, Liu Chang'an currently has two women he seems to like: An Nuan and Qin Yanan. These two women who have won his favor have one thing in common: they treat Liu Chang'an like some precious treasure. An Nuan is like, 'Look, this is my boyfriend, I love him so much...' Qin Yanan, on the other hand, simply treats him like a dog that comes to her at a moment's notice." Zhu Juntang calmly analyzed, waving a custom-made, ornate fan that perfectly complemented her Lolita-style dress, displaying a rather strategist-like demeanor.

"Teacher Qin! That's his cousin, how can she be compared to An Nuan?" When talking about others, Bai Hui's tone immediately turned into that gossipy, slightly frightened, hushed voice. She stared at Liu Chang'an with her mouth slightly open and her eyes wide in disbelief.

She was feeling a bit flustered and needed to gossip about others to calm herself down.

"What I mean is, cough... anyway, if you want to gain Liu Chang'an's favor, you have to fawn over him. No matter what kind of woman you are, being reserved and arrogant in front of him is useless." Zhu Juntang coughed lightly. "As for you... you have breasts, which Liu Chang'an covets and likes. As long as you lower your stance and aren't so arrogant, even if Liu Chang'an doesn't give up on An Nuan because of it, he will gradually develop more feelings for you. Given time and opportunity, the future is promising."

"This... this... doesn't that mean he's two-timing? Why... why would I do this?" Bai Hui looked at Zhu Juntang with a wronged and bewildered expression. "I'm forcing myself into this situation as a mistress, what kind of crazy idea is this?"

"Being a mistress is still a good thing... If you don't line up early, who knows, you might not even get a turn as a fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, or eighth mistress later." Zhu Juntang meant well; how could someone like Liu Chang'an be bound by the constraints of a normal one-on-one relationship?

Bai Hui still looked at Zhu Juntang with incomprehension. Could this be the difference between the minds of Taiwan people and normal people? Maybe it's because there are still some wealthy families there with multiple wives and concubines.

"I need to remind Yaya to take a look." Zhu Juntang immediately sent another message to Qin Yanan.

Bai Hui stared blankly at Zhu Juntang. Just now, Zhu Juntang had given Bai Hui advice on how to win over Liu Chang'an, and now he was going to stir up trouble with Qin Yanan? Was Zhu Juntang just looking for a good show and enjoying the drama? For the first time, Bai Hui felt that she had made a bad choice in making friends.

What Bai Hui couldn't understand was that Teacher Qin was Liu Chang'an's cousin, a fact she had known since high school.

Zhu Juntang, however, acted as if Qin Yanan would also care about Liu Chang'an and An Nuan's movements. What kind of logic is that?

Could Qin Yanan possibly be jealous?

While sending a message, Zhu Juntang glanced at Bai Hui's expression and noticed that Bai Hui was paying attention to her message, so she quickly turned her back to Bai Hui.

To Zhu Juntang's surprise, Qin Yanan saw Liu Chang'an's post on social media and looked at the photo of Liu Chang'an and An Nuan, but remained completely calm.

Qin Yanan saw it even earlier than Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui, because Liu Chang'an was on her "special attention" list, and she would get a special attention notification whenever Liu Chang'an posted a status update.

So what? She's had wives before, but her sister's position has always been stable. In fact, as long as she doesn't do anything stupid, her sister's position is much more secure than her wife's.

If anyone is truly feeling uncomfortable, it's that wicked old woman, Su Nanxiu.

Qin Yanan also noticed that Zhu Juntang liked to stir up trouble and let others make trouble for Liu Chang'an, while she gloated on the sidelines. Qin Yanan was not going to be used as a pawn by her.

"Why isn't there any word?" Zhu Juntang sent a message to Qin Yanan, but Qin Yanan didn't respond for a long time, which surprised Zhu Juntang and made him feel a little bored.

"What are you doing?" Bai Hui asked, somewhat annoyed. Although she didn't like Liu Chang'an, Zhu Juntang was trying to persuade Bai Hui and Liu Chang'an that they still had a chance, yet he was also trying to get others to interfere in An Nuan and Liu Chang'an's affairs. He was acting like a troublemaker.

"Forget it, let's go to the AP store in the Central Sea and browse around, and maybe do some shopping while we're at it." Zhu Juntang thought that as a friend, it would be considerate to take Bai Hui out for a walk to clear her head at this time.

Bai Hui was somewhat Heartbeat. She didn't want to admit that she wasn't in a good mood; she was just feeling ordinary and needed shopping to cheer herself up.

What can relieve worries? Only shopping! Whether it makes you happy or not, shopping is always a good thing.

"I have class tomorrow morning," Bai Hui said hesitantly, meaning she would definitely have to go today and wouldn't be back until tomorrow.

"Let's go, we'll just buy two plane tickets like poor people and get there quickly." Zhu Juntang wasn't actually that picky or difficult to please. She didn't necessarily need to fly on her own private jet, or even demand top-class first class like Etihad. As long as it was first class on a large plane, she could barely tolerate a flight of one or two hours.

"You can pay for the plane tickets." Bai Hui pouted, deciding to take advantage of the situation to make herself happy.

"When you buy the dress, you have to give me a little something as a gift." Zhu Juntang took Bai Hui's arm and walked out, while informing Zhong Qing to accompany them.

"Okay, then I still came out on top." Bai Hui smiled. The fact that a girl could be happy for such a simple reason fully demonstrates that she didn't really care about Liu Chang'an, that big jerk!

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Chapter Note: Accessories, small items to match Lolita dresses, such as hair clips, headbands, and hair hats.

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