I Really Am Immortal
Chapter 496

Crossdressing Legend

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"Let's go." Lu Yuan pulled Lin Li to leave. As a friend of Zhu Juntang well, Zhu Juntang had no need to brag. Faced with a girl from such a family background, even Lu Yuan, who always liked to pave the way with money, felt powerless.

Lin Li suddenly raised her head. As long as she didn't believe the other person was really that rich, that was fine. After all, words weren't enough. She said she was the eldest daughter of the Zhu Family on the Forbes list of richest Chinese people, so she was, wasn't she?

Lin Li often says that she is Cai Guangkun's wife.

However, Lin Li didn't have the confidence to say anything more. She snorted and followed Lu Yuan's lead, walking to the side. After all, staying any longer would only be pointless.

"Many people at comic conventions will ask others to take photos with them," Bai Rui said, still somewhat unwilling.

Apart from Zhu Juntang and Liu Chang'an, everyone else knew what Bai Rui was planning to do.

"If you keep doing this, we're breaking up!" Qian Ning was furious and finally couldn't suppress her impulse. At this moment, Bai Rui was still thinking about taking a picture with Liu Chang'an!

"Fine, let's break up!" Bai Rui agreed nonchalantly, then looked at Liu Chang'an and smiled, "Let's take a picture together."

"Go back and take a picture with your mother," Liu Chang'an suggested earnestly.

Bai Rui glared at Liu Chang'an, feeling that Liu Chang'an was cursing at her, but she didn't want to say it out loud.

Qian Ning glared at Bai Rui one last time, then left without looking for Lu Yuan and Lin Li. Bai Rui noticed that Qian Ning was actually ignoring her, so she scoffed and left in another direction. Every weekend, Qian Ning couldn't resist booking a hotel room and wishing he could stay there forever. She didn't believe that Qian Ning wouldn't come looking for her tonight. As long as a man's lower body was aroused, Bai Rui wasn't afraid of him getting hard.

Watching the four people leave, Bai Hui relaxed. After all, standing straight all the time put a lot of strain on her body compared to the average person. Ordinary people could hardly understand the inconveniences and hardships that a girl like her endured.

This is why Bai Hui often sits down and likes to put her chest on the table; it's really tiring.

At this moment, it would be great if someone could help massage my shoulders and neck. Some people are good at using "slapping" as a beauty method, so they must be experts at massage and bone loosening as well. It's just that a girl's delicate heart and some people's steely heart can't understand each other.

"Was that girl trying to take a picture with you?" Zhu Juntang thought for a long time before finally realizing what was going on. Judging from her expression, she definitely didn't want to take a picture with her or Bai Hui. Zhu Juntang her head to look at Liu Chang'an.

"People only want to take photos with novel species, such as Immortal Sheep," Liu Chang'an denied.

"What Immortal Sheep?" Bai Hui asked, puzzled.

Zhu Juntang quickly lowered her head and nudged Liu Chang'an, making sure she wasn't exposed.

"It's nothing, just give us two light sticks. Zhu Juntang and I will wave them for you from below later." Liu Chang'an had seen the otaku dance club's recruitment performance at the academy square last time, and those guys who were like professional cheerleaders waved their sticks. He had actively learned from and integrated into it, so he figured there wouldn't be any problems today.

"Huihui!" Zhu Juntang waved her hand, feigning a cute accent.

Bai Hui gave them a few sticks. Actually, Bai Hui was a little nervous because she was worried that she would feel uncomfortable seeing Liu Chang'an pretending to cheer for her from the audience.

At this moment, someone informed Bai Hui that it was time to wait in line, and the group dispersed. Zhu Juntang called the Bread Man over and had him follow behind Bai Hui.

Bai Hui straightened her back again, and with more than twenty men in black behind her, she suddenly exuded a powerful aura.

Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang went to stand below the stage, but there were unexpectedly many people, and the two could only stand far away on the periphery.

It turns out the host had been hyping it up for a while, and everyone knew that the next guest to appear was "Hui Four," the most important guest of this year's comic convention!

Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang hadn't expected Bai Hui to be so popular. After bleating excitedly a few times, Mie Mie Zhu Juntang tried to climb onto Liu Chang'an's back or even his neck to be carried, but was unsurprisingly coldly rejected. Wasn't she a little confused about who was the mount?

Fortunately, Zhu Juntang was short compared to Liu Chang'an, but not short compared to most people. Standing on tiptoe on the outside did not prevent her from seeing the stage.

"I've noticed my eyesight has improved. I used to need binoculars to see this far away." Zhu Juntang beckoned with her finger. The Zhu Juntang had already given her a portable Bread Man binoculars, which she usually used to watch theater performances or indoor sports events. As for large-scale outdoor sports events, she needed a different pair of binoculars.

"It seems that absorbing my blood essence last time, along with Shangguan Dandan's coffin adjustment, did have some benefits for you after all," Liu Chang'an analyzed. "No one's eyesight would improve for no reason; it's usually only because playing on your phone all day damages your eyes."

"Have you ever used your super vision to peep at girls taking a bath?" Zhu Juntang was focusing his gaze on Bai Hui's chest through binoculars when this question suddenly came to mind.

"This has been a common occurrence for thousands of years," Liu Chang'an nodded. "It's not exactly peeping; sometimes I just glance over."

"When will I be able to talk about the shameless things I've done with the same calm and composure as you?" Zhu Juntang said enviously.

"Shameless? You've raised a lot of male dogs, haven't you? What do you usually see when you look around?" Liu Chang'an waved his hand. They were all on different levels, with different perspectives and mindsets. He remembered that he had once discussed a similar issue with Qin Yanan was so angry that she wanted to borrow a dog from Zhong Qing to bite Liu Chang'an.

"I can see their smooth fur; their fur is their clothing," Zhu Juntang said softly, refusing to admit that she had seen something hanging from the lower abdomen of a male dog as it walked.

"The performance has begun." Liu Chang'an interrupted his rambling conversation with Zhu Juntang.

In fact, the audience was already abuzz when the men in black who were supposed to be Bai Hui's backup dancers came on stage. Many people held up their phones to capture this amazing dance performance by a man who had locked up a woman in a difficult situation.

Some people were extremely excited.

Someone burst out laughing.

Someone's eyes gleamed with an eerie light.

Some people think this is source material.

Some people are clamoring that what was originally just background has become the main character, and what was originally the main character has become background.

As the music started, the men in black moved in unison, instantly giving off a somewhat cool vibe.

Even if her dancing isn't great, her tall and muscular physique, as long as her movements are synchronized, still creates a visually appealing effect that makes people want to applaud.

Bai Hui smiled and glanced at Liu Chang'an, who didn't show any other expression. Reassured, her expression became more natural, and she danced with more confidence. She began to slow down her movements, making her rhythm more harmonious with the men in black, even if it meant sacrificing her own sense of dance.

"Hui Four has been led astray by them!"

"Haha, Hui Four's move just now, she followed their steps wrong. I've seen the dance video on her website, it's clearly at the tutorial video level of accuracy!"

"It's like this again. Even when they make mistakes, they still dance so in unison, forcing Hui Four to do the same!"

"There's no way to control such a large group; anyone can only be led by their rhythm!"

Clearly, the audience consisted mostly of people who regularly enjoy watching otaku dance videos, and their comments were quite professional; no one said Bai Hui's dancing skills were lacking.

The dance, which lasted less than three minutes, quickly came to an end, and the applause was very enthusiastic. Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang waved sticks behind them.

The host went back on stage to interact with the audience and interviewed Bai Hui.

Bai Hui then participated as a guest in several programs that invited audience members before leaving the stage.

After leaving the venue, Bai Hui found Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang in the rest area. Her cheeks were flushed, and there was a little sweat on her forehead. She smiled somewhat embarrassedly, "I feel a little awkward, like I was pretending to be some kind of internet celebrity in front of you guys."

"No, not at all. Your popularity is actually quite niche. Once you leave the anime/manga community, almost no one recognizes you." Liu Chang'an indicated that she didn't need to worry; he didn't think she was like an internet celebrity.

Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an together.

"I'll give you a small apple, will you shut your mouth?" Bai Hui took an apple out of her bag, which was her lunch, and a bottle of yogurt, but she had already finished it.

Liu Chang'an didn't want it; such a small apple was barely enough for Zhou Dongdong to perform a show where she ate an apple one bite at a time.

As the three were chatting, a particularly tall "girl" walked over and greeted Bai Hui.

"Zhou Bin, is that you?" Bai Hui laughed.

"Yes." Zhou Bin's voice was distinctly masculine as soon as he spoke.

Zhu Juntang glanced at him twice, then stepped back and stood behind Liu Chang'an.

"I need to go to the restroom, will you come with me? I'm a little hesitant." Zhou Bin mustered his courage and patted his chest as if he had made up his mind.

Bai Hui was taken aback. Zhou Bin was also a regular at comic conventions. They were quite familiar with each other because they had been guests together before. The organizers of the comic convention had invited both of them today, and they had even chatted a bit last night. Bai Hui knew that Zhou Bin dressed as a woman, and his female impersonation was considered outstanding even in real life. But what did he mean by that?

Zhou Bin is also a cross-dressing livestreamer known as Paris Baby. In terms of popularity, he might be even more popular than Bai Hui. After all, cross-dressing streamers, with their novelty-driven content, are naturally more likely to attract attention and eyeballs.

"You mean... you want to go to the women's restroom?" Bai Hui asked tentatively.

Zhou Bin calmly glanced at Liu Chang'an and Zhu Juntang, who were watching him, then cleared his throat and softened his voice, "I feel it's inconvenient for me to go to the men's restroom like this, and something might happen... After all, I psychologically identify as a woman now, and I dress and act like a girl, so I should go to the women's restroom. However, I've never been to a women's restroom in a public place before, and I'm a little nervous, so I hope to find someone I know to go with me."

Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang looked at each other, and finally both looked at Liu Chang'an.

"Why are you looking at me?" Liu Chang'an thought this person and his words could be included in "Strange Events Witnessed in the Past Twenty Years (New Edition)".

"You go with him." Bai Hui nudged Liu Chang'an with her finger. Helpless, she really didn't know how to handle this situation, so she looked at Liu Chang'an with pleading eyes.

"I need to go to the women's restroom," Zhou Bin said, his voice softening, but his tone serious.

"Let's go, let's go with him." Liu Chang'an glanced at Bai Hui; he didn't always argue with Bai Hui.

When Zhou Bin saw that Bai Hui had actually pulled Liu Chang'an along, he didn't know what to say and slowly walked over, followed by Zhu Juntang, who just liked to watch the show and didn't care about anything else.

Bai Hui went into the women's restroom first to see if anyone was inside. Zhou Bin wanted to follow, but Liu Chang'an held his shoulder down.

"I identify as a woman, and what you're doing is suspected of sexual harassment," Zhou Bin warned Liu Chang'an seriously.

Liu Chang'an ignored him.

Bai Hui came out and said, "There's no one inside."

Liu Chang'an then released Zhou Bin, Zhou Bin glared at Liu Chang'an and went inside.

"How can there be such a person?" Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang then started discussing again.

Ignoring them, Liu Chang'an gripped the bathroom doorknob tightly and shouted, "There's a perverted man dressed as a woman hiding in the bathroom! I've cornered him! Call the police!"

Upon hearing Liu Chang'an's shout, some people noticed what was happening.

Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an in surprise, then immediately came to her senses. "I knew it!" she thought. "How could Liu Chang'an cooperate so quietly?"

"I don't know if he installed any hidden cameras, but I've blocked them! Everyone, please don't use this restroom for now!" Liu Chang'an said to the girls who had gathered around.

The girls all showed expressions of lingering fear and worry, because someone had already used the restroom, and they didn't know if the pervert had been hiding inside before.

"Hey, what are you doing? Let me out!" Zhou Bin sensed something was wrong and banged on the door from inside.

"Don't even dream about it! We finally caught you, and you're going to let you go?" Liu Chang'an is known for his chivalrous acts and his fight against evil.

"You... I'm just a woman in drag, that's all!" Zhou Bin retorted angrily.

"That's what perverts say!" Liu Chang'an already knew about it and explained to those around him, "This is a new type of crime. The pervert claims to be a cross-dressing master and uses this as an excuse to sneak into women's private places to commit perverted acts. We have to be careful!"

The girls nodded in agreement, thankful that they had been caught red-handed by this handsome guy today.

Zhou Bin pounded on the door frantically inside, listening to Liu Chang'an slander him. He felt like crying but had no idea that this guy who had been standing there silently at first was actually so wicked.

Comic conventions, which primarily target young people, are always a key area for security, and the police officers on duty outside the venue arrived immediately.

"Officer, someone dressed as a woman and hid in the women's restroom! They've been caught red-handed!" Before Liu Chang'an could even speak, the girls watching were already excitedly denouncing the pervert.

"Luckily, this handsome guy noticed the perverted male characteristics; we didn't even notice!" another girl said, as if she had witnessed the entire perverted act.

The police officer looked serious; this was a typical case and it had to be dealt with seriously.

"Handsome, you can let go now, we'll handle this," the police officer said to Liu Chang'an, who looked tense and indignant.

"Okay." Liu Chang'an breathed a sigh of relief and released the doorknob.

Zhou Bin finally rushed out, but was immediately grabbed by the arms and pinned to the ground by two policemen.

"Don't move!"

"Kill him!"

The girls watching couldn't help but scold him playfully while pointing and whispering. Some even bravely went up and kicked him, and threw trash at him!

"I didn't! I didn't!" Zhou Bin struggled to lift his head and try to explain.

"You still say you're not? Look at what you're wearing!" A policeman sneered. He'd never heard of any cross-dressing man, nor did he care about anime culture. You're a man dressed as a girl, cornered in the women's restroom—what else could you be but a pervert?

Enraged, the two policemen ignored Zhou Bin's explanation and dragged him back to the station first.

Liu Chang'an clapped his hands. He was too good at using the emotions of the masses to create the desired effect and establish a preconceived tone.

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