Mummy and Pig Teammates

Qin Yanan lowered the sofa height, and she and Zhu Juntang sat on the sofa. She felt that Zhu Juntang would definitely be wrapped in tape several times first, and if she sat on a chair or stool, she might not be able to sit steadily. Adding a few cushions and pillows to the sofa would make it easier for her to lean back and adjust her posture.

"I'm going to stick you to the wall." Zhu Juntang was fearless. She decided to make a threat first and not lose face. Just imagining Liu Chang'an being stuck to the wall with tape and unable to move made her feel great.

Liu Chang'an nodded. Humans hold a high position in nature and are considered higher beings. It is very difficult for higher beings to understand the words and actions of lower beings.

This incomprehensibility sometimes becomes a source of amusement.

For example, people enjoy watching videos of huskies doing silly things.

Despite being repeatedly dealt with by Liu Chang'an, Zhu Juntang made an enemy first by provoking Liu Chang'an. Can any normal person understand this choice? She truly is a sheep.

"I'm going to wrap you up like a mummy." Liu Chang'an wasn't provoking her; she was simply stating what was about to happen. Every time she dealt with Zhu Juntang, it was a manifestation of her purpose.

"If I win, I'll have to seal your mouths shut first." Qin Yanan retorted defiantly. She felt she might have an advantage because she was wearing long stockings with a very smooth surface, making it unlikely that tape would stick.

In the first hand, Zhu Juntang won the landlord position.

"The first hand doesn't count." Zhu Juntang looked at her cards and then discarded them.

Liu Chang'an and Qin Yanan looked at her together.

Undoubtedly, Zhu Juntang's dishonest tactics aroused Qin Yanan's indignation, even though Qin Yanan had originally intended to be fair and just.

"Okay." Liu Chang'an nodded. He wasn't in a hurry. He was very patient. Anyway, Zhu Juntang was like a salted fish on a chopping board. No matter how much she jumped around, she would eventually be cut into pieces.

Qin Yanan indulged her, after all, she couldn't beat her up, so she might as well coax her to continue playing and then wrap her up like a mummy.

Having successfully cheated, Zhu Juntang smugly grabbed his cards and won the landlord position again in the second round. His cards were pretty good, so he peeked at Liu Chang'an and Liu Chang'a Qin Yanan's cards and realized his own seemed even better. He immediately warned Qin Yanan, "This round is over!"

After Liu Chang'an played a bomb and then a straight, Zhu Juntang was extremely annoyed because she had an even bigger bomb. However, seeing that Liu Chang'an had so many cards left after playing his bomb, she wanted him to play another card. Little did she know that the card he randomly played was a straight! She had clearly seen that it was a set of scattered cards!

This Liu Chang'an is too cunning.

"You said you'd keep track of this hand." Qin Yanan couldn't help but smile; she hadn't played a single card in this hand.

"We both won, so everyone can stick a piece of tape on you." Liu Chang'an handed over some transparent tape.

Qin Yanan was more conscientious and took the tape with the ancient fairy pattern that Zhu Juntang had originally specified.

"You're all bullying me!" Zhu Juntang put on a pitiful look, trying to gain sympathy; her eyes were even moist.

But no one was fooled by her clumsy acting. Qin Yanan had originally intended to be lenient and let her off the first time, but who told her to cheat on the very first round?

Liu Chang'an ignored her and tore off fifty centimeters of tape, not a centimeter more or less.

"Don't put it on my mouth, don't put it on my hair, don't put it on my hand!" Zhu Juntang warned in a panic. It wasn't the first time Liu Chang'an had treated her like this, but she was still a little nervous.

Liu Chang'an pointed to her feet.

Zhu Juntang quickly and obediently kicked off her shoes, put her feet together, and curled up several toes. As Liu Chang'an reached out, she wanted to pinch Liu Chang'an with her toes, but unfortunately, she was wearing socks, which hindered Zhu Juntang attack.

Liu Chang'an slapped her, and Zhu Juntang cried out in pain, finally quieting down.

Zhu Juntang blinked as she watched Liu Chang'an bind her feet. She felt a little humiliated, but it didn't affect her current actions or her high-spirited fighting stance.

"I'm going to stick this on and then peel it off, and rip all your leg hair off!" Zhu Juntang continued to threaten Liu Chang'an.

"You're wearing socks because you're afraid someone will tear off your leg hair?" Liu Chang'an suddenly realized.

"No! I don't have leg hair!" Zhu Juntang quickly declared. Eastern girls generally have delicate skin and no leg hair. Only European and American women are hairy and have a lot of body hair, which is why hair removal creams and other hair removal products are more popular in Europe and America.

Seeing that Liu Chang'an had finished, Qin Yanan chuckled and was about to shut Zhu Juntang up.

"So you were the one who hit me the hardest. Sisters really can't be trusted." Zhu Juntang realized Qin Yanan's intentions and strongly resisted. She still wanted to keep her mouth shut to provoke, attack, and mock them.

"Alright, then I'll stick it a little above your ankle." Qin Yanan was just teasing Zhu Juntang; she realized that Liu Chang'an planned to turn Zhu Juntang into a mummy, working her way up from the bottom.

She can help Liu Chang'an speed up the process.

"You two are still following each other's lead, huh?" Realizing she had temporarily escaped being silenced, Zhu Juntang immediately teased Qin Yanan.

"You wait." Qin Yanan blushed slightly, glanced at Liu Chang'an, and seeing that he didn't react or look at her, she composed herself. Since he wasn't even looking at her, what was she supposed to do?

What a blushing, heart-pounding girl's appearance!

The game continued, Zhu Juntang vowed to get revenge in this round. At the same time, he shuffled the cards himself to prevent Liu Chang'an from cheating by using some shuffling and cutting techniques.

Liu Chang'an, acting as the landlord, won against both of them.

"I'll owe you this one. If I win the next one, I'll stick a meter of tape all over you, how about that?" Liu Chang'an asked Zhu Juntang for her consent.

Zhu Juntang nodded hurriedly.

Liu Chang'an tore off another fifty centimeters of tape and, without saying a word, wrapped it around Qin Yanan's calves as well.

Qin Yanan glared at him, feeling wronged. He didn't stop moving at all, even though she had just felt a sense of shared hatred with him and thought they were somewhat allies!

"Haha..." Seeing Qin Yanan being entangled, Zhu Juntang felt particularly happy, gloating.

Then Liu Chang'an won again, still as the landlord. This time, he used tape to wrap Zhu Juntang's head, leaving only her mouth and eyes showing.

Qin Yanan laughed so hard she fell onto the sofa. Looking at Zhu Juntang's dumbfounded expression, she found it funnier and funnier, and couldn't help but clutch her stomach, laughing until it hurt.

"Is it that funny?" Zhu Juntang glared at Qin Yanan. "If you were pregnant, you wouldn't even need to go to the hospital. Laughing like that a few times, you'd laugh the baby out of the womb!"

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to say that she laughed out loud even though she was peeing, but a fairy can't say that in front of a man.

Qin Yanan stopped laughing, sat up straight, and glanced at Liu Chang'an nonchalantly. The speaker meant no harm, but the listener took it to heart; you even reacted!

"Speaking of babies being laughed out of their mothers, it's not uncommon. A friend's daughter was pregnant at her house and would often come to the mahjong parlor to play a few rounds for her mother. One time, she won a big hand and laughed so hard that her water broke, and the baby came out. Luckily, I was there and helped deliver the baby," Liu Chang'an recalled with interest. "So don't worry, I can deliver babies."

"Catch you, my foot!" Qin Yanan, her legs tangled, had no choice but to move closer by pressing down on the sofa. Suppressing her laughter, she punched his arm several times with a stern face. Was this the reaction she wanted?

Anyway, if the gestational sac in her belly really becomes a baby, she would rather die than have Liu Chang'an deliver the baby; the scene would definitely be unsightly.

"Is having a baby really that easy?" Zhu Juntang asked, bewildered. "I swore when I was little that I would never have a baby. Even fairies don't have babies."

"Your idea is correct," Liu Chang'an said, expressing his support.

"Of course!" It was rare for Liu Chang'an to agree with her point of view, Zhu Juntang touched the tape on her head and raised her head with a hint of pride.

"We should prioritize eugenics; a brain defect might be hereditary."

Zhu Juntang lunged forward recklessly, but she forgot that her calves were tangled. She tried to stand up but fell back onto the sofa, where she could only lie there glaring angrily at Liu Chang'an.

"Are we still going to play?" Qin Yanan urged. She wanted revenge and even thought about when Liu Chang'an came again. By then, because it would have been a while, she could be alone with him and naturally pretend not to be so angry. Playing this game with him without Zhu Juntang... might be more interesting. The reason it would be more interesting, of course, was simply because Zhu Juntang liked to cheat and had no sportsmanship.

Then came the fourth round, and Liu Chang'an won again.

"What's going on? You cheated!" Zhu Juntang looked at her card, which was only an Ace, and felt it was very unfair.

Qin Yanan acted like a fool, constantly passing cards to Liu Chang'an. Zhu Juntang reached out and took a look at Qin Yanan's cards. They were slightly better than Zhu Juntang's, with only a 2 as the highest card, still a bad hand.

"Why don't you play your 2 against his Ace?" Zhu Juntang taught Qin Yanan how to play cards.

"I only have a 2!" With only one high-ranking card, Qin Yanan was reluctant to play it.

"Pah, what use are you? A useless teammate." Zhu Juntang felt that she could only win by being the host; she was still very confident.

Liu Chang'an had already torn off the tape and, without saying a word, wrapped it around Zhu Juntang's legs again. These fairies all had slender legs, so there was no need to waste too much tape.

"Oh no, I'm turning into a mummy." Zhu Juntang looked down at her legs, which were wrapped twice. They didn't look beautiful at all and had nothing to do with the artistic beauty expressed in those bondage-themed photoshoots.

"You already are." Qin Yanan took out her phone and showed Zhu Juntang her own face.

Zhu Juntang looked at the tape wrapped around her head, bit her lip, and after three seconds, she still laughed so hard she fell onto the sofa.

"You're going to make the baby laugh so hard it hurts," Qin Yanan retorted to Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang touched her lower abdomen; there was no baby inside, only crab porridge!