Xiao Gang's Outrageous Stunt
Sea Horse Douluo stared intently at Yu Xiaogang, waiting for him to cross the Sea within the Sea and undergo the test.
But Chen Xin and the other three had already arrived, while Yu Xiaogang remained silent, seemingly dawdling about something.
"Huh? Why isn't he coming over?" Sea Horse Douluo looked at Chen Xin and the others, asking subconsciously.
Chen Xin said, "Perhaps they can't make it?"
"Can't get through? How is that possible?!" Sea Horse Douluo was stunned, not daring to open the passage.
"Lord Yu Mingxiao is so outstanding. Since he is Yu Mingxiao's younger brother, how could he not even be able to cross the Sea within the Sea? Even if he can't Teleportation or fly, he could at least swim across, right?"
Chen Xin was silent for a moment, then said, "Didn't you notice his Soul Power Level? He's only level sixteen, and he can't swim. How could he possibly cross this Sea within the Sea?"
"This level isn't fake!?" Sea Horse Douluo was dumbfounded.
"You actually think this is fake Soul Power?" Chen Xin couldn't help but wonder.
On the other side, Yu Xiaogang walked to the shore, stepped onto the shimmering silver sand, looked at the rolling waves, and quietly swallowed.
He had originally intended to ask Chen Xin and the others to give him a ride, but those four bastards just ran off without waiting for him at all.
The other two direct disciples of the sect swam over.
Only he remained standing there.
At that moment, it felt as if countless eyes were watching him, making Yu Xiaogang feel extremely uncomfortable.
"What am I going to do? How am I supposed to get through this? Why is this assessment so difficult?!"
Yu Xiaogang was extremely anxious and let out a silent roar.
Little did they know, this was hardly a proper test; Sea Horse Douluo didn't even create a giant wave to deliberately obstruct it.
If, like in the original story, a giant wave were to block his path, given Yu Xiaogang's limited strength, even a single wave would likely be enough to kill him.
As time went by, Yu Tianjing and Yu Xiaojing also landed on the Sea Horse Sacred Pillar, leaving only Yu Xiaogang standing there, caught in a dilemma.
At this moment, all eyes were fixed on Yu Xiaogang, and even from a distance, he felt increasingly inferior and embarrassed.
Seeing this, the Sea Horse Douluo all planned to personally go and fetch him, as they couldn't let him delay everyone else.
Time ticked by, and Yu Xiaogang's heart pounded with nervousness.
Looking at the indifferent expressions of everyone on the platform, and hearing the whispers of the Yellow-robed Spirit Master in his ears, and thinking of his brother's noble status on Sea God Island, a mix of emotions welled up in his heart.
The scene was exactly the same as when he Martial Soul Awakening, only the onlookers had changed. The embarrassment still weighed heavily on him, but it also ignited his anger.
I, Yu Xiaogang, am not a piece of trash!
Yu Xiaogang summoned Luo Sanpao, silently took out a few White Radish, and tossed two to Luo Sanpao amidst the puzzled looks of the crowd, while picking up one for himself and starting to gnaw on it.
"Ah! Luo Sanpao, give it your all!"
"His Fart Like Flashing Light, Black and White Inversion Luo Sanpao!"
"Puff!!!"
A loud bang suddenly exploded from behind him, the sound deafening, as loud as an engine roaring. A foul odor suddenly shot out, sending Yu Xiaogang flying. He slid for more than ten meters before coming to a stop.
A hazy, yellowish mist fell onto the sea, turning the water a muddy yellow. Before long, large numbers of belly-up fish and shrimp carcasses floated on the surface.
Yu Xiaogang, unwilling to fall into the sea, lit up his First Soul Ring once more and roared, "Fart Like Flashing Light, Black and White Inversion Luo Sanpao!"
"Puff!"
Another loud bang, and he was thrown more than ten meters away again. As the force gradually weakened, Yu Xiaogang's face instantly fell.
Is there still no way to reach the platform even with just one last fart?
"This is outrageous! He's recklessly polluting the Sea within the Sea!"
Sea Horse Douluo frowned deeply, his face full of anger, and he was very disgusted by his behavior.
Chen Xin and the others exchanged glances, all looking helpless, unsure of what to say.
They felt a little embarrassed to be on the same team as Yu Xiaogang. They regretted not bringing him along earlier, to avoid him causing a scene in public.
Gu Rong raised an eyebrow and looked at Dugu Bo teasingly, "Old Poison Master, I think you and Young Master Yu are kindred spirits. Look at him, he's only at level ten or so in Soul Power, but the power of his poison is not to be underestimated. Why don't you learn some tricks of the trade from him?"
Dugu Bo's face darkened, and he waved his hand impatiently, "Get out of here. No matter how poisonous his fart is, can it compare to mine? It's none Dugu Bo his business to teach me how to use poison."
"Okay, remember that! Don't go back on your word later!" Gu Rong patted his shoulder lightly and laughed heartily.
Yu Xiaogang released his third fart. Just like his name suggests, his farts can only be released Sanpao if he is well prepared, but normally he can only release two.
At this point, his strength was completely exhausted, and Yu Xiaogang, filled with resentment, plunged straight into the water.
Just then, a Millennium Flying Fish, overwhelmed by the stench, leaped out of the water and angrily rammed into Yu Xiaogang, sending him flying.
Seeing this, Sea Horse Douluo hurriedly reached out to catch him, but missed. Turning around, he saw Yu Xiaogang being knocked to the ground under the Sea Horse Sacred Pillar.
"This..." He was speechless for a moment, and had no choice but to fly back to the platform where the Sea Horse Sacred Pillar was located.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang collapsed to the ground, his head spinning and his consciousness blurred. He was clutching his buttocks tightly with one hand, his face contorted in pain.
"What's going on?" Sea Horse Douluo asked, frowning.
As the crowd gathered around, Ye Renxin thought to himself, "Let me examine his body. I'm a healing-type Soul Master."
Sea Horse Douluo's expression shifted slightly, and he said softly, "Alright, if anything happens, treat him. You all still have to undergo the Lord Sea God's test."
He was completely disappointed in Yu Mingxiao's younger brother.
Who would have thought that the older brother was so outstanding and dazzling, while the younger brother was so useless and incompetent? The difference between the two was like heaven and earth.
Ye Renxin channeled his Soul Power into Yu Xiaogang's body, and a warm current instantly flowed through his body, causing Yu Xiaogang to groan in comfort.
After a moment, Ye Renxin to himself, "He strained too hard to pass gas, which caused his rectum to prolapse."
Everyone: "..."
Ye Renxin continued, "I just used my Soul Power to push his protruding intestines back in. It's just a minor issue, nothing serious. He'll recover after a rest."
"Since there's nothing else, you may all come and accept the trial of the Sacred Pillar," Sea Horse Douluo said, instantly drawing everyone's attention.
"Okay, I'll go first."
Chen Xin stepped forward and stood behind Sea Horse Douluo.
Sea Horse Douluo looked extremely respectful, raising his hands in front of his chest with his palms facing each other about half a foot apart.
A faint blue light slowly appeared in my palm.
The light grew stronger and stronger, shooting upwards along the stone pillar's veins, and in the blink of an eye, it reached the top of the pillar.
Immediately afterwards, light descended from the sky and enveloped Chen Xin's body.
The color of the beam of light began to change continuously, first blue, then white, yellow, purple, and finally settling on black!