Douluo: Sword of Shura, Scythe of Rakshasa, I Am the Benevolent God King
Chapter 8

A Cute Baby Falls from the Sky

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Perhaps the transport channel had fallen into disrepair, or perhaps two certain God Kings had "accidentally" tampered with it.

In any case, the flight trajectories of Chen Doudou and Wang Dong began to diverge rapidly.

Chen Doudou gripped the channel wall tightly, watching helplessly as Wang Dong's figure grew smaller and smaller, finally vanishing completely into the depths of the light.

"This isn't right! This is very wrong!"

"What happened to traveling as a pair, free to fly anywhere? This is clearly malicious retaliation. You old geezer God of Destruction, it must be you!"

Chen Doudou cursed inwardly. So what if he had slept with your wife for two days?

Is it really necessary to be this petty?

Where is the stature of a dignified God King?

Where is your magnanimity?

In a trance, a melody inexplicably began to play in his mind—

"It's been a long day without you, my friend..."

Chen Doudou's pupils dilated in shock.

No way?

What is the meaning of this song?

This is the crash BGM!

Oh no, kids, it looks like I'm going to crash. Can I even survive this?

Man!

The next second, the channel shook violently, and his body was flung out by a massive force.

"You old geezer God of Destruction, I'm going to—!!!"

He only had time to let out this cry before he was sent plummeting toward an unknown ground like a kite with a broken string.

His final shout drifted through the wind:

"Man! What can I say!!!"

"Mamba!"

Meanwhile, in the God Realm.

"God of Destruction!!!"

Asura God gritted his teeth, his scarlet eyes locked onto the God of Destruction.

"Did you do that on purpose, or was it an accident?"

The God of Destruction feigned calmness: "Oh, you know, I never really pay attention to the God Realm channels. Maybe the channel has just fallen into disrepair?"

"Are you really sure it wasn't on purpose?" Asura God's suspicions remained undiminished.

The God of Destruction patted his chest: "Guaranteed. How could I, the dignified God of Destruction, intentionally make things difficult for a child?"

Nonsense!

Of course, I didn't do it on purpose, nor was it an accident—it was an intentional accident.

Asura God snorted coldly: "Hmph, I don't believe you. In the entire God Realm, you are the only one who has a grudge against my son. If it wasn't you, then who could it be?"

The God of Destruction stood up instantly: "Asura, I'm warning you, don't go around spouting nonsense!"

"Do you believe I'll take you to the God Realm Committee for slander?!!"

"He is slandering me! He is defaming me! He is defaming me!!!"

The other God Kings present covered their faces, speechless and unable to bear the sight.

After all, ever since the old God of Evil and Goddess of Kindness had left, Asura God and the God of Destruction were the strongest in the God Realm.

Yet at this moment, these two dignified, supreme God Kings were bickering like peddlers at a vegetable market.

How embarrassing!

Goddess of Life put a stop to them: "Alright! Both of you, stop arguing!"

The God of Destruction rolled his eyes at Asura God: "For the sake of Little Green, I won't hold this against you."

Asura God gritted his teeth: "You had better not let me catch you slipping!!! Otherwise, I will hack you to pieces just like I did to the Dragon God back then!"

The God of Evil leaned over to the God of Destruction and whispered: "Are you sure you really didn't touch the teleportation array?"

The God of Destruction didn't even lift his eyelids: "Do you think I'm that kind of god?"

"Mm, you look like it!" The God of Evil nodded.

The God of Destruction: "..."

Fine, fine, fine. People say brothers will take a blade for each other, but you'd stab a brother twice for a woman, wouldn't you?

Goddess of Life and Goddess of Kindness exchanged a glance and sighed in unison.

What a miserable life~ I have a feeling this God Realm would fall apart without those two!

Rakshasa God looked worried: "Will Chen Doudou be alright?"

Asura God darkened his face: "What could possibly happen? At worst, he'll break a bone; he's protected by a teleportation shield."

Though he said this, he was already calculating in his mind.

If Chen Doudou really got hurt, he would be the first to settle the score with Destruction God.

"Brother San, could something happen to Xiao Qi as well?" Xiao Wu's face turned pale.

"Don't worry, nothing will happen."

Although Tang San spoke in a soothing tone, his gaze remained fixed in the direction of the Douluo Continent.

The luck of this generation's Child of Destiny could no longer be concealed.

He had to find a way to trick him into joining the Tang Sect...

In the dense, gloomy forest.

A soul-hunting team was making its way deep into the heart of the forest along a winding path.

Strange cries and the rustling of wind through the treetops echoed periodically, the air thick with the scent of vegetation and decay.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, a black shadow descended from the sky, slamming precisely against the chest of a woman in grey.

The soft impact caused those ample curves to sway slightly, sending out a breathtaking ripple.

It was a complex physical feedback.

Softness laced with elasticity, and elasticity brimming with astonishing explosive power.

The black shadow was bounced high by those incredible curves, only to fall back under the force of gravity, plunging into that warm ravine like a headless fly.

The woman in grey was dazed by the collision, and after a moment, she looked on in confusion.

Strange, was I just hit by something?

When she saw what had fallen, she instinctively reached out to catch it.

As everyone knows, anyone who has survived a plane crash or a fall from a building knows that before hitting the ground, one only wants to desperately cling to the most stable object nearby, hoping to grasp a sliver of survival.

Chen Doudou clutched the soft highland before him with a death grip, his nose filled with a faint scent of jasmine. He was dizzy, yet his instincts kept him holding on tight.

"So fragrant~ It smells a bit like Mom."

He mumbled groggily, rubbing his cheek against the softness.

"Senior Sister, why is there a person on you?"

A terrified shriek instantly shattered the team's tranquility.

The group tensed up immediately, stopping in their tracks to look over.

"Wait, why is it a child?"

"He looks carved from jade, quite cute, though I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl."

"Wait! How could a cute kid fall from the sky in the middle of the Star Dou Forest? Could it be a soul beast in human form?"

The woman in grey grabbed Chen Doudou by the back of his collar, lifting him into the air like a kitten, and carefully sensed his aura.

Confirming there were no soul beast fluctuations, she let out a sigh of relief: "Whose child are you? How did you end up here?"

Hearing the gentle inquiry, Chen Doudou struggled for a long time before finally opening his eyes.

What met his gaze was long, silky hair, a beautifully shaped oval face, and slightly melancholic, delicate brows...

The woman wore a grey-and-white uniform and appeared to be around twenty years old. She possessed a mature temperament and a tall figure, looking cold and aloof, yet a trace of imperceptible tenderness lingered between her brows.

Although she didn't look old, the magnificence on her chest was definitely the most shocking scenery Chen Doudou had ever seen.

Chen Doudou rubbed his still-dizzy head and looked up pitifully: "Pretty sister, if I told you I was kicked down here by someone, would you believe me?"

The woman in grey pondered carefully, her vigilance fading as she felt reassured.

She figured he must have been brought here for training by some senior.

Perhaps that senior was watching them from the shadows right now.

To be able to hide his aura so well that even she, a quasi-Soul Douluo, couldn't sense a thing, that senior's strength must be unfathomable... she must not offend him.

She carefully set Chen Doudou down: "In that case, you can stay with us for now."

"Senior Sister, are we just going to let him go like this?"

A questioning voice came from the side.

"I've checked, there's no danger. It's getting late, everyone, set up camp and prepare dinner."

The woman in grey seemed to hold great authority; at her command, no one dared to question her further.

"Yes, Senior Sister."

A few young men and women who looked somewhat like outsiders set up camp on the spot, lighting a fire to prepare a meal.

Chen Doudou began to look around.

The forest was filled with the rustling of leaves and the howls of various animals, and he noticed that everyone around him was wearing uniforms of the same color scheme.

It seemed he had stumbled into a group from some academy on the Douluo Continent, led by their instructors to hunt soul beasts...

Just as he was dazed, lost in thought.

A slender, fair hand reached out, restless.

"Huh?"

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