Naruto: The Rise of the Evil Uchiha
Chapter 164

Fifth Hokage

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Meanwhile, Qingcheng was still in the Hokage's Office, Shizune was still helping Qingcheng tidy up the Fifth Hokage's God Robe.

Tsunade, sitting at her desk, watched Qingcheng fixing his hair and said with a smile, "Is your hair that frizzy? You've almost finished a whole bottle of hair glue."

Qingcheng fixed his hair into a middle part, applied hair gel, and said, "If I don't use hair gel, my hair will quickly turn into Visual Kei, which is not good for the image of the Hokage. You certainly don't want to see a 'spirited young man' take over as the Fifth Hokage."

Upon hearing this, Tsunade remarked with a sigh, "The Uchiha Clan really are all 'Visual Kei. No wonder they look so evil. Is it because of their appearance?"

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Tsunade, will you come with me later, or will you walk behind me?"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade replied with a serious expression, "Can't I go ahead of you?"

Then Tsunade pulled another stunt, instantly changing her expression and saying sternly, "And don't forget what you promised me, or I really will beat you to death."

Looking at Tsunade's serious expression, Qingcheng thought to himself, "She seems even greedier than Shouhon Yihan. She actually asked me for 20 billion Ryo, and she even accused me of getting her pregnant and demanded compensation for her lost youth. She's a woman in her forties who gave birth, and she actually wants a seventeen-year-old boy like me to compensate her for her lost youth."

Qingcheng complained again, "At the very bottom, they even threatened me with the baby in my belly. If I didn't give them money, they said they would make Tomoki a member of the Senju Clan. This is really outrageous."

Tsunade glanced at Qingcheng, who was muttering to himself, and continued, "Are you still not convinced? Last time you used blood to scare me, and then you forcibly locked me in the inn for three days, claiming it was to treat my hemophobia. I haven't even asked you for compensation, for emotional distress."

Looking at the resentful Tsunade, Qingcheng said with an embarrassed expression, "I really am helping you treat hemophobia. As the ancients said, the best way to eliminate fear is to face it. If you are afraid of blood, you should see blood Tenten. That's how you treat hemophobia. After three days of treatment, haven't you almost recovered? Tell me, are you still afraid of blood now?"

Tsunade hearing Qingcheng's words, Tsunade's face filled with resentment again, and she said sternly, "I should thank you, right? How about I let you try it too?"

Tsunade sighed again, her face filled with resentment and helplessness, and said, "My fear of blood has improved a lot. I don't tremble when I see blood anymore, at most I'm a little scared, but that's something I've overcome myself. What does it have to do with you, you Evil Uchiha?"

Qingcheng smiled slightly and said excitedly, "I did it. Do you want to come see me tonight? I can treat you again, without charging you any fees. It's just out of concern and love. What do you think?"

Tsunade immediately retorted, "Get the hell out of here, you little pervert! If you can't be a good Fifth Hokage, then step down and I'll do it myself!"

Hearing Qingcheng and Tsunade's words, Shizune thought to herself, "The Fifth Hokage is so handsome, yet he still chooses to stoop to dating an older single woman. If Lady Tsunade didn't have the Strength of a Hundred Seal, she'd probably be someone's grandmother by now."

After ironing the Hokage robe, Shizune took out two golden epaulets and pressed them directly onto her shoulders.

Shizune looked at the red and white God Robe, with two golden epaulets on the shoulders, making it resemble the majestic robe of a war god.

Shizune said with an admiring look, "No wonder he's the Hokage Handsomest ever, even his Hokage robe is the most handsome ever!"

Tsunade looked at Shizune's smug face and scolded her again, "Shizune, what are you doing? You're ironing clothes and you're still acting all lovey-dovey. I've told you, no man is any good. Why don't you listen to me?"

Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Shizune said awkwardly, "Lady Tsunade, you're still nagging me? Weren't you secretly gloating over there too? You're thinking about treating your hemophobia again tonight."

Qingcheng picked up the Hokage Hat again, put it on his head, stood in front of the mirror, and looked at his hairstyle, admiring the new Hokage Hat.

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Villagers of Konoha, standing before you is the most handsome and strongest Fifth Hokage of all time. Keep an eye on your girlfriends, the most handsome Fifth Hokage is about to leave."

Tsunade looked at Qingcheng, who had a serious expression, and said very solemnly, "A lecher like you will definitely harm the female ninjas in the village. I'm warning you, if I find out you're flirting with other women outside, don't blame me for killing you on the spot."

After saying that, Tsunade clenched her fists angrily, and her fair fists made a cracking sound.

Mitokado Homura and Kakashi walked straight into the office.

Mitokado Homura said with a serious expression, "Fifth Hokage, all the villagers have arrived, and all the major ninja clans in the village, including their clan leaders, have also arrived. It's already eight o'clock. May the Hokage inauguration ceremony begin?"

Tsunade nodded directly and said with a serious expression, "Let's begin! Shizune, help him put on his Hokage robe. We'll go to the rooftop right away. The bad habits in the village must be eradicated."

Upon hearing this, Shizune said with an embarrassed expression, "I understand, Lady Tsunade."

Shizune, holding the Hokage robe, walked behind Qingcheng and said with a smile, "Fifth Hokage, this robe of yours is so cool, it really suits you perfectly."

After Qingcheng put on the Hokage robe, he glanced at the epaulets on his shoulders. Those epaulets were made of gold and engraved with the Uchiha Clan crest.

Shizune looked at the tall and imposing Qingcheng, who, after donning the Hokage robe, resembled a delicate young man from a painting, and said with a doubtful expression, "Given the Fifth Hokage's qualities, how could he have taken a liking to the slovenly and decadent Lady Tsunade? Is it really because of her large breasts?"

Qingcheng strode towards the rooftop of the Hokage Building, with Kakashi, as the head of Qingcheng Anbu, following closely behind. Tsunade said earnestly, "Perhaps he will become a qualified Hokage in the future, but until then, I will supervise him."

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