Minister of Medical Affairs
Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "Tsunade, you've overstepped your bounds again. You even want to supervise this Hokage? You're just a lowly Jonin from Konoha, how laughable! Look, I can only speak while kneeling on the ground. But considering you're pregnant, I'll reluctantly let you speak standing up!"
Upon hearing this, Tsunade flew into a rage again, yelling, "You bastard! You've completely copied the Third Hokage's methods! Do you believe I'll fight you to the death?"
After saying that, Tsunade raised her fist again, preparing to throw another punch at Qingcheng, but then she remembered that Qingcheng also Chakra Enhanced Strength, and that her attack power against him was zero.
Then Tsunade looked at her stomach and said with a serious expression, "Since I can't hit you, can I hit Tomoki?"
Seeing Tsunade preparing to hit his stomach, Qingcheng was instantly shocked, then terrified, and said, "Don't do this! Let's talk this out. I'm going to bestow upon you the title of Konoha's Super Invincible, Cosmic War God, Great General Tyrannosaurus Warrior King. From now on, you can freely supervise the Hokage. What do you think?"
Upon hearing this, Tsunade said with a look of disdain, "What you're saying about Konoha being super invincible, the God of War of the Universe, and the Great General King is just too much of a mouthful. I'd rather continue as the Minister of Medical Affairs. That sounds much better than your Tyrannosaurus Warrior Great General King. That's not something a human could say."
After saying that, Tsunade shook her head in disgust and scolded, "I knew there wasn't a single normal person in the Uchiha Clan. Normally, I would be amused by the names you came up with, but you're already the Fifth Hokage. Stop joking around about your village position."
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "I was just trying to crack a joke and lighten the mood. Don't you guys think the Hokage's Office is too stuffy?"
Tsunade looked at Qingcheng with a serious expression, her face full of disdain, and said sternly, "You're joking about something so serious. Are you sick? Why don't you step down and let me be the Hokage! After all, I'm always worried about entrusting the village that my grandfather built to Evil Uchiha like you."
Hearing Tsunade's words, Shizune immediately spoke up, "Compared to the slovenly Lady Tsunade, I trust the Fifth Hokage more. Only the Fifth Hokage, with his unconventional personality, could revive a stagnant village."
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Deduct those debts of the great ninja clans from the garbage management fees and property fees! Consider it my last bit of care for the Third Hokage."
After saying that, Qingcheng sighed again and complained, "That evil Hiruzen Sarutobi is such a failure. He sends every penny he gets to Danzo, all he does is take the money and harm the villagers. Next time, I'm going to Impure World Reincarnation Danzo Tensei and kill him all over again."
Kakashi was also shocked upon hearing Qingcheng's words, and thought to himself, "How are we, as subordinates, supposed to act when we encounter Hokage such a strong desire for revenge? This is just too reckless."
Tsunade also harbored deep hatred for Danzo. One of Danzo's crimes was planting Explosive Tags under Nawaki's feet, causing Senju Nawaki to be killed in the explosion.
Danzo's reason for harming Nawaki was that Senju Nawaki was the eldest grandson of the Senju Clan, a figure of impeccable lineage in Konoha. Had he not died, his chances of becoming the Fourth Hokage would have been absolutely ninety percent. Minato Namikaze simply couldn't compete with Nawaki. Just one point—that he was the First Hokage's grandson—was enough to crush all other contenders.
Moreover, the Senju Clan at that time was the strongest clan in Konoha, with Uzumaki Mito in charge and Tsunade, one of the Tsunade Legendary Sannin. For Danzo to realize his dream of Hokage, Senju Nawaki had to disappear.
Tsunade was completely convinced that Danzo was Danzo, and she was even a little excited when she heard that Qingcheng was going to kill Danzo again.
Both Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu looked terrified, thinking to themselves, "If the Fifth Hokage hates us, even dying will be difficult."
Immediately, an Anbu Ninja entered the Hokage's Office, knelt on one knee, and said solemnly, "Reporting to the Fifth Hokage, all the major ninja clans in the village, the Konoha Jonin, and the heads of various departments are in the conference room. We can convene a village-wide ninja conference now."
Qingcheng glanced at Tsunade again, a sly look on his face, and said, "While these Konoha Jonin and the heads of the various ninja clans are all here, I'll just announce to them that we're getting married next month. What do you think?"
Qingcheng said excitedly, "See who gives the most money. Whoever gives the most will sit in the front, and whoever gives the least will sit at the same table as the dog. If they come empty-handed, I'll have Shouhon Yihan investigate them to see if they're Danzo."
Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Tsunade exclaimed in shock, "You actually want to marry me? Don't you know I don't get married?"
Qingcheng then said with a serious face, "The dowry will be at least two billion. If you don't get married, I'll announce my marriage to Kurenai Yuhi. Anyway, I won't lose out. I'll marry Yugao the month after next. I'll get married every month, and no one in Konoha will be able to escape."
Tsunade darkened, and she touched her forehead, angrily cursing, "You bastard! You're trying to trick the villagers in every way possible, and you even wanted to drag me into it! You're truly greedy by nature!"
Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Mitokado Homura's face was filled with surprise, and he thought to himself, "If they get married every month, will my salary be enough to cover the wedding gifts? I should have saved more money if I had known."
Utatane Koharu, was also shocked. She thought to herself, "You can collect money like this? It's terrifying! I should have gotten married too, so I could collect money again."
Kakashi was also very surprised, and said with a bewildered look, "I'm the head of the Anbu now. How much money do I need to prepare? It would be so embarrassing to sit at the same table as a dog. I won't be able to watch 'Icha Icha Paradise' for the next month, and the month after that."
Then Kakashi seemed to remember something and said awkwardly, "Fifth Hokage, how many partners do you have? And do you plan to find someone in the future? You should tell me in advance so I can be prepared."
Qingcheng thought for a moment, then said with a serious expression, "There are only five now, and one of them refuses to get married."
Upon hearing this, Kakashi looked completely bewildered and said, "Preparing four months' salary? That's just reckless!"