Tsunade's Resentment
Four more days passed in the blink of an eye. Qingcheng looked at his treasury, which had shrunk by half. It used to hold over 50 billion Ryo.
Qingcheng gave Tsunade 20 billion before she agreed to marry him, but Tsunade. They could then share a room, but she had to take a bath first. She also agreed to marry Qingcheng's previous wives.
However, Tsunade demanded that Qingcheng hand over the Uchiha Clan's finances, or else he could forget about marrying her.
Upon hearing these demands, Qingcheng retorted, "This is outrageous! If I give you the money, you'll gamble it all away in a day. Marriage? I'd rather go find a compliant woman like Hong; she's better than you."
So the first marriage proposal fell apart, and Qingcheng directly mocked, "If it weren't for your Strength of a Hundred Seal and your Basic Sage Body, we'd be without water and electricity by now. This Hokage is marrying an old maid like you with so many demands. Do you really think you can compare to those seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls?"
Tsunade was trembling with rage, her towering breasts bobbing wildly in her fury. Tsunade roared, "You bastard Uchiha Clan! I'll fight you to the death! It's either you or me!"
The two then sparred for another round on the Senju Clan Compound. At this point, Tsunade, facing Qingcheng who possessed Mystical Strength Technique, found any punch she threw Thug Excitement Fist."
As Tsunade unleashed her combo of punches, Qingcheng watched with excitement, then hugged Tsunade tightly, saying with a satisfied expression, "I misspoke earlier. With your figure, you're definitely a hundred times better than those eighteen-year-olds. Marrying you would be worth more than 20 billion, even 200 billion would be reasonable for me."
Qingcheng smiled and said, "Tsunade, please sit down. You're my baby, I absolutely adore you."
Tsunade looked at Qingcheng staring at her chest and said with a look of disgust, "You were just saying that I had no water or electricity, and now you're calling me 'baby.' You really are a fickle man. No, you're a fickle Uchiha Clan, and a lecherous brat."
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Your conscience is simply too great, I really don't know how to describe it. How about we just get married and collect the money from Konoha's wedding gifts? What do you think?"
Tsunade shook her head directly, saying with a serious expression, "What wedding? I'm Konoha Sannin, and also the Minister of Medical Affairs. I can't bring myself to go collecting wedding gifts with you."
Shizune was still standing there awkwardly watching as Tsunade, Tsunade had just been furious, was now being coaxed into a smile by Qingcheng.
Shizune said awkwardly, "Lady Tsunade is the most fickle one. She used to only take a bath once every two weeks, but now that she's in love, she takes a bath every day and uses the most fragrant perfume. She dresses up beautifully every day. She used to get a little drunk every day, but now she doesn't drink at all. She's so fickle!"
Upon hearing Shizune's words, Qingcheng looked completely bewildered and asked, "Only taking a bath once every two weeks, and drinking heavily Tenten, is that really true?"
Tsunade hearing Shizune's words, Tsunade blushed and said, "Of course it's not true. How lazy must that woman be to only take a bath once every two weeks? How could I be that kind of lazy woman?"
After saying that, Tsunade waved her hand dismissively and scolded Shizune, "You idiot, how dare you talk about me like that? Have you overstepped your bounds?"
Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Shizune said with an embarrassed expression, "Using the Third Hokage's words to insult me, I'm so hurt."
"You've overstepped your bounds," was a catchphrase of the Third Hokage, who frequently used it to Danzo Third Hokage. Qingcheng, upon hearing it, found it incredibly powerful and borrowed it from the Third Hokage. Unexpectedly, Tsunade also picked it up.
Qingcheng felt he was about to lose his composure, and thought to himself, "No wonder he was taught by the Third Hokage; he's even better at it than I am. It's simply too much."
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Tsunade, since you're unwilling, how about we become a couple in private?"
Tsunade then said with a serious expression, "You promised me you'd give me a billion yen in pocket money every month before I'd agree to be your wife."
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "I said too much just now. Could you reduce it a bit? You don't want me to embezzle Konoha's public funds, do you?"
Tsunade hearing the words "embezzlement," Tsunade's face lit up with rage again, and she said, "If you dare to do what Hiruzen Sarutobi did and wreak havoc on my village, I'll kill you!"
Qingcheng calculated that the Police Force would hand over more than 2 billion yuan to him every month, but after the cuts, the Police Force had far fewer ways to make money through illicit means, and they no longer arrested people arbitrarily as before.
The village's garbage management fees and property management fees have also been reduced. Now, we can only collect a little over 1.1 billion Ryo each month. If Tsunade received 1 billion ninja points, I, the Fifth Hokage, would only receive a little over 100 million Ryo."
Wasn't that a service the Police Force provided for Tsunade? Qingcheng also thought it was too expensive, and muttered to himself, "It's all my fault for being a lecher. I can't resist beautiful women, and I even agreed to pay such a high price to keep Tsunade."
Tsunade then said with a serious expression, "Doesn't your dog, Shouhon Yihan, give you tribute every month? How can you not have money? I don't see anyone in Konoha who is richer than you."
Qingcheng sighed again, and said with a serious face, "You only know one side of the story. Konoha is in dire need of rebuilding right now, and there are countless places where money is needed. The streets need repair, Konoha's aging electrical appliances need to be replaced, and there are so many poor households in the village that need help. All my money is being spent on sword handles."
Upon hearing this, Tsunade nodded immediately and said with a serious expression, "Alright then! Give me 500 million Ryo a month, and I'll obediently be your legal wife. But you're not allowed to make any rash moves. Your actions are too rough; I can't handle it right now."
Upon hearing this, Qingcheng looked embarrassed again and said directly, "I understand. I'll go back now. If you need anything, just call me and I'll come right away."
Tsunade said with a resentful look, "You can't wait to go find those little girls, can you? You have four at home, how did you manage to keep them all occupied?"
Hearing Tsunade's complaint, Qingcheng said awkwardly, "Isn't it because Yongcheng has his own ideas? Besides, my Uchiha Clan is about to face a generational gap. I need to have more children, otherwise how will I face Yongcheng in the future?"