Bombing Happy Song

Yunye and the others looked terrified as they rushed to the Uchiha Clan compound, banging frantically on the door.

Uchiha Yamafuku opened the door directly, looking at the panicked Yunye, and said seriously, "What's wrong with you all? Why are you running so fast?"

Yunye looked distraught and said nervously, "Danzo is angry. He just threatened to kill us. Lord Yamafuku, we wish to seek the Uchiha Clan's protection."

Yamafuku's face was serious as he said calmly, "You are all ordinary people. Konoha won't let them mess around. There's no use in you coming here now. The Clan Head is also an ordinary person and can't protect you at all."

Yunye and the others were shocked and spoke up, "What should we do then?"

Yamafuku had the guards open the gate, letting Yunye and his group inside. Yunye looked at Yamafuku as if he had found his backbone, saying very nervously, "Lord Yamafuku, our Uchiha Clan's one-stop service can't just be extinguished like this."

Qingcheng heard the sounds from the courtyard in his bedroom. He got dressed and walked out, looking at the crestfallen Yunye, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid. The Third Hokage is still alive; he won't get angry over something like this."

Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Yunye and the others all felt a sense of relief, patting their chests with looks of gratitude. "That's great! That Danzo fellow is truly terrifying," they said.

Yunye said with a terrified expression, "Clan Head, you might not know, but Danzo's eyes were bloodshot just now, staring intensely at us."

Qingcheng comforted the startled group, saying seriously, "I had you play a mourning song. Why would Danzo and the others get angry?"

Yunye said frantically, "We don't know either. We had just started playing when the Third Hokage scolded us, and Danzo threatened to kill me!"

Qingcheng said seriously, "Did you play it wrong again?"

Dong dong dang, dong dang, dong dong dang, doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo,"

When Qingcheng heard the band play again, he knew what the problem was. Yunye and the others were playing the Bombing Happy Song, but if played five times slower, it was the True Sutra Transcending Song.

Finally, Qingcheng learned the reason: the band's horn player, due to nervousness, played the rhythm too fast, and the rest of the members followed suit, changing the mourning song into the Bombing Happy Song.

Qingcheng motioned for Yunye and the others to stop, and said sternly, "Do you even know if your song is correct? Practice more next time. In one team, several people can't find the tune. A business worth hundreds of millions was ruined by you."

Yunye and the others looked troubled, saying awkwardly, "It's our first time transitioning, so we're not that skilled yet."

Yamafuku listened to the song transform from sorrowful to excited, his face filled with speechlessness. He said with great disdain, "If I were Danzo, I'd beat you all up. You're dancing at someone's ancestral grave? Are you all Konoha's Dance Kings?"

Qingcheng waved his hand, saying seriously, "It's getting late. You all stay here and rest for the night. Practice the tune well. According to this trend, there will be more explosions in Konoha Village, and our Uchiha Clan's one-stop service will still have a chance."

Yunye and the others spoke up, "Understood, Clan Head. We'll practice as quickly as possible. We'll eventually take over all of Konoha's funeral services and make our one-stop service famous!"

Qingcheng heard someone training in the backyard training ground and immediately asked, "Is that Sasuke training there?"

Yamafuku nodded, saying seriously, "That child is driven by the desire for revenge. Besides eating, he's always training."

Qingcheng checked the time; it was already past eleven. Kurenai Yuhi was long asleep. He decided to go check on Sasuke, striding towards the training ground in the backyard.

Sasuke had already used up all his Chakra, his face extremely tired, as he practiced the Uchiha Body Slam with a sandbag dummy.

Qingcheng watched Sasuke, who had no Chakra left, continuously ramming the dummy with his shoulder. This is the origin of Sasuke's body slam. As long as he runs out of Chakra, he thinks of body-slamming his opponent, trading one life for another.

It looks very ugly, and its attack power is quite limited. However, compared to Naruto's headbutts, Reverse Harem Jutsu, and 'stabbing the chrysanthemum,' Sasuke's body slam is slightly better.

Sasuke saw Qingcheng peeking at him, then kicked the dummy away. With an arrogant look on his face, he said proudly, "I released two Great Fireball Techniques!"

Qingcheng looked at the once again arrogant Sasuke, his face full of smiles, and said with a laugh, "That's truly excellent! As expected of the Uchiha Clan's greatest genius. Your future should be as dazzling as the sun in the sky!"

Upon hearing such praise, Sasuke's arrogance intensified, and he lifted his head, saying very happily, "Brother Qingcheng, can I learn more advanced Fire Release Ninjutsu?"

Qingcheng chuckled softly, saying seriously, "Not yet. Once you become first in the Ninja Academy, I can give you two advanced Ninjutsu."

Sasuke looked at the serious Qingcheng and said very earnestly, "Then remember our agreement. First place this year must belong to the Uchiha Clan!"

Qingcheng looked at the very confident Sasuke, thinking, I'll help you awaken your Two-Tomoe Sharingan. It'll increase your Chakra a bit. Awakening Two-Tomoe at seven years old is considered genius.

With that, Qingcheng put on his sunglasses. Beneath his dark pupils, the crimson Three-Tomoe Sharingan rotated. Qingcheng softly spoke, "Sharingan Genjutsu: Heaven and Earth Reversal."

Sasuke, who had just been arrogant, instantly had vacant eyes. The scene in his mind once again showed the night of the clan massacre.

Sasuke had just gotten out of the Ninja Academy, looking happy, and ran towards home, saying cheerfully, "Brother should be waiting for me at home after school."

He then quickly ran back to the Uchiha Clan compound, seeing bodies strewn everywhere around the compound, a tragic sight. These were all Uchiha Clan members' corpses.

Sasuke was terrified, crying out in alarm, "What's going on? What happened to the Uchiha Clan?" Then he realized something and shouted, "Dad! Mom!"

He then rushed home in a panic, violently throwing open the door. He saw Uchiha Itachi holding a sword, glaring fiercely at him. Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto's bodies were already cold, lying in pools of blood.

Uchiha Itachi said cruelly, "My foolish little brother!" Then Sasuke was brutally tormented by Itachi. Sasuke lay on the ground, trembling.

Qingcheng saw Sasuke's One-Tomoe Sharingan had unconsciously activated. One tomoe spun in his crimson eye, quickly turning into two tomoe.

Qingcheng softly called out, "Sharingan Genjutsu: Release." Sasuke went limp and instantly collapsed to the ground.

Qingcheng thought to himself, Was the lethality too great? Sasuke couldn't handle it again.

Qingcheng then immediately helped the fallen Sasuke up, saying seriously, "Sasuke, wake up. The ground is cold; you'll catch a cold."

Sasuke heard Qingcheng's call and abruptly opened his eyes, shouting in terror, "Brother Qingcheng, run! Uchiha Itachi is here! He used genjutsu on me!"

Qingcheng comforted him, "You just fell asleep, probably from overexertion. Don't be nervous; go rest!"

Sasuke still looked terrified upon hearing Qingcheng's words, tears welling in his eyes. He said very fearfully, "Was that a nightmare I had? That dream was so scary; it made my eyes wet."

After saying that, Sasuke wiped the tears from his eyes with his hand, saying sadly, "I'm going back first. Thank you for your concern, Brother Qingcheng."

Qingcheng knew Sasuke was starting to miss his parents. His situation was even worse than Naruto's; Naruto had never had parents.

Sasuke had personally witnessed his parents' tragic deaths, his clan members being killed, and then being brutally tormented by Uchiha Itachi. The hatred in his heart was already boundless, so it was very possible for him to do something extreme.

Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "Sasuke, if you gain power in the future, what will you do?"

Sasuke's eyes turned cold, and he said seriously, "Kill that man, re-establish the Uchiha Clan, and become Hokage."

Qingcheng said seriously, "A very good dream."