Bombing Happy Song

Yunye and the others looked terrified as they rushed to the Uchiha Clan Compound and pounded frantically on the door. Bang! Bang! Bang!

Uchiha Yamafuku opened the gate directly. Looking at the panicked Yunye, he said solemnly, "What happened? Why are you running in such a hurry?"

Yunye looked utterly flustered as he said nervously, "Danzo is angry. He just said he wanted to kill us. Lord Yamafuku, we want to seek the Uchiha Clan's protection."

Yamafuku maintained a serious expression as he said casually, "You're all ordinary people. Konoha won't let them act recklessly. There's no use in coming here now. The Clan Head is an ordinary person too; he can't protect you at all."

Yunye and the others were shocked and cried out, "Then what should we do?"

Yamafuku had the guards open the gates and let Yunye's group inside. Yunye looked at Yamafuku as though he had found his backbone and said tensely, "Lord Yamafuku, our Uchiha One-Stop Service can't just die out like this!"

Qingcheng heard the commotion in the courtyard from the bedroom. After getting dressed, he came out and looked at Yunye's miserable expression with a smile. "Don't be afraid. The Third Hokage is still alive. He won't get angry over something this minor."

Hearing Qingcheng's words, Yunye and the others all breathed sighs of relief. They patted their chests and said thankfully, "That's wonderful. Danzo is just too terrifying."

Yunye said in horror, "Clan Head, you may not know this, but Danzo's eyes were bloodshot just now. He was glaring at us like he wanted to eat us alive."

Qingcheng comforted the frightened group and said solemnly, "Didn't I tell you to play a mourning song as you went over there? Why would Danzo and the others get angry?"

Yunye said in a panic, "We don't know either. We had barely started playing when the Third Hokage scolded us. Danzo even threatened to kill me."

Qingcheng asked seriously, "Did you play the wrong tune again?"

Dong dong dang, dong dang. Dong dong dang, toot toot toot, toot toot toot, toot toot toot toot.

The moment Qingcheng heard the band playing again, he knew where the problem lay. What Yunye and the others were playing was Bombing Happy Song, but when played five times slower, it became True Sutra Transcending Song.

In the end, Qingcheng learned that the band's horn player had sped up the rhythm because he was nervous. The other members had followed along, turning the mourning song into Bombing Happy Song.

Qingcheng signaled for Yunye and the others to stop, then said sternly, "Look at your own tune. Is that right? Practice more next time. In one team, several of you couldn't even find the right melody. A business worth hundreds of millions was ruined by you."

Yunye and the others all looked awkward as they said embarrassedly, "It's our first time changing careers. We're still not very skilled at it."

Listening to the tune shift from mournful to excited, Yamafuku was speechless. He said disdainfully, "If I were Danzo, I'd beat you up too. You went dancing on someone else's ancestral graves. Are all of you Konoha's dance kings?"

Qingcheng waved his hand and said seriously, "It's getting late. Stay here for the night and get some rest. Practice the tune properly. At this rate, there will be more explosions in Konoha, and our Uchiha One-Stop Service will have more chances."

Yunye and the others said, "Understood, Clan Head. We'll practice as soon as possible. Sooner or later, we'll take over all of Konoha's funeral services and make our one-stop service famous."

Qingcheng heard the sounds of someone still training at the practice ground in the back courtyard and asked, "Is Sasuke training over there?"

Yamafuku nodded and said seriously, "Driven by his desire for revenge, that child does nothing but train when he isn't eating."

Qingcheng checked the time. It was already past eleven, and Kurenai Yuhi had long since fallen asleep. He decided to check on Uchiha Sasuke and headed toward the training ground in the back courtyard.

Sasuke had already exhausted his Chakra. His face was filled with fatigue as he held a sandbag dummy and performed Uchiha Body Slams on it.

Qingcheng watched Sasuke, who had no Chakra left, continue ramming the dummy with his shoulder. So this was how Uchiha Sasuke's Body Slam came about. Once he ran out of Chakra, he just wanted to body slam his opponent, trading one life for another.

It looked ugly, and its attack power was limited. Still, compared with Naruto smashing people with his head, using Reverse Harem Jutsu, or stabbing people in the ass, Uchiha Sasuke's Body Slam was at least a little better.

Noticing Qingcheng watching him, Sasuke kicked the dummy away. With a proud look on his face, he said arrogantly, "I fired off two Great Fireball Techniques."

Qingcheng watched Uchiha Sasuke start acting proud again and smiled. "Very good. As expected of the Uchiha Clan's number one genius. Your future should shine as brightly as the sun in the sky."

Hearing such praise, Sasuke looked even prouder and lifted his chin. He said happily, "Brother Qingcheng, can I learn more advanced Fire Release Ninjutsu?"

Qingcheng smiled softly and said seriously, "Not yet. Once you take first place at the Ninja Academy, I can give you two advanced ninjutsu."

Sasuke looked at the serious Qingcheng and said earnestly, "Then remember our agreement. This year's first place must belong to the Uchiha Clan."

Qingcheng looked at the confident Sasuke. I'll help him awaken the Two-Tomoe Sharingan and raise his Chakra a little. Awakening Two-Tomoe at seven years old counts as being a genius.

As he spoke, Qingcheng put on his sunglasses. Beneath his dark pupils, his scarlet Three-Tomoe Sharingan spun. Qingcheng said softly, "Sharingan Genjutsu, Heaven and Earth Reversal."

Sasuke, who had been looking proud just moments ago, instantly went blank-eyed. The scene from the night of the clan's massacre surfaced in his mind once more.

Sasuke had just gotten out of the Ninja Academy. Looking delighted, he ran toward home and said happily, "Brother should be home waiting for me after school."

He quickly ran back to the Uchiha Clan Compound and saw corpses scattered all over the ground. The sight was miserable; they were all Uchiha Clan members.

Uchiha Sasuke was terrified and cried out in panic, "What happened? What happened to the Uchiha Clan?" Then he realized something and shouted, "Dad! Mom!"

He rushed home in a panic and flung open the door. Uchiha Itachi stood there with a blade, staring at him viciously. Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto were already cold, lying in pools of blood.

Uchiha Itachi said cruelly, "My foolish little brother." Then Itachi viciously tormented Sasuke again, leaving him trembling on the ground.

Qingcheng watched Sasuke's One-Tomoe Sharingan unconsciously activate. One tomoe spun within his scarlet eye, quickly becoming two tomoe.

Qingcheng called softly, "Release Sharingan Genjutsu." Sasuke's body went limp, and he collapsed directly onto the ground.

Qingcheng thought, Was it too damaging? Did Uchiha Sasuke fail to take it again?

Qingcheng immediately helped Sasuke up from the ground and said seriously, "Uchiha Sasuke, wake up. The ground is cold. You'll catch a cold later."

Hearing Qingcheng's voice, Sasuke suddenly opened his eyes and shouted in terror, "Brother Qingcheng, run! Uchiha Itachi is here! He used genjutsu on me too!"

Qingcheng comforted him, "You fell asleep just now. You might have been too exhausted. Don't be nervous. Go get some rest."

Even after hearing Qingcheng's words, Sasuke still looked terrified. Tears overflowed from his eyes as he asked fearfully, "Was that just a nightmare? That dream was so terrifying that it made my eyes wet."

After saying that, Sasuke wiped the tears from his eyes and said sadly, "I'll head back first. Brother Qingcheng, thank you for your concern."

Qingcheng knew Sasuke had begun thinking about his parents. His circumstances were even worse than Naruto's; Naruto had never had parents at all.

Sasuke had personally witnessed his parents' tragic deaths and his clansmen being slaughtered. He had also been brutally tortured by Uchiha Itachi. The hatred in his heart had long become endless, so it was entirely possible for him to do something extreme.

Qingcheng asked sternly, "Uchiha Sasuke, if you gain power in the future, what will you do?"

Sasuke's gaze turned cold as he said solemnly, "Kill that man, rebuild the Uchiha Clan, and become Hokage."

Qingcheng said seriously, "A very good dream."