Controlling Ōnoki

Qingcheng, his Yamanaka Inoichi beaming with excitement, thought to himself, "This guy seems to be plotting something. Ino so well-behaved, doesn't Yamanaka Inoichi like her? He's planning to foster her in our Uchiha Clan, this is simply outrageous."

Just then, Shouhon Yihan and a group of Police Force came out, carrying Ōnoki who was bound hand and foot.

Two Police Force personnel immediately placed Ōnoki on the ground, and Shouhon Yihan said with a fawning expression, "Lord Hokage, I've brought over the 1.2-meter-tall, red-nosed dwarf bandit. Please give your instructions, Lord Hokage."

At this time, Ōnoki, after Tsunade's treatment, had recovered somewhat. Although his entire body was black and he was still unconscious, he was not in any immediate danger.

Looking at the still unconscious Ōnoki, Qingcheng shouted, "Spit water on him and wake him up!"

Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, the members of the Police Force all shouted, "Let me do it! My urine is yellow; it'll wake Ōnoki up in no time!"

Another member of the Hyuga Clan's Police Force detail shouted, "Let me do it. I have diabetes, my urine tastes sweet."

Kameida Meikai shouted directly, "You all better behave yourselves and let me go first. I can't let Ōnoki get even a little bit of my piss!"

The Police Force personnel all wanted to impress Hokage, hoping to catch his eye and rise in rank. So they were all brainstorming ideas, vying for a chance to shine and leave a lasting impression of resourcefulness on the Hokage.

When Yamanaka Inoichi heard that these Police Force were comparing the yellowness of their urine, he was visibly shocked. He thought to himself, "Have these Police Force really gone to such lengths to curry favor with the Hokage? Too bad my urine isn't yellow at all, otherwise I could have joined the competition."

Qingcheng saw that some of the remaining Police Force were preparing to take off their pants and urinate on Ōnoki.

Qingcheng immediately stopped him, shouting sternly, "When did I say I'd use urine? I said I'd use Water Release jutsu to spray him awake! Aren't you disgusted? You're comparing whose urine is sweeter and yellower. Aren't you ashamed? There are female ninjas from Konoha there! Don't you even know basic ninja ethics?"

Qingcheng glared at Shouhon Yihan again and cursed, "And you bastard, I haven't even finished speaking and you're already taking your manhood out there, wearing red shorts. Is this your year of birth? Aren't you ashamed at all?"

Shouhon Yihan lowered her head in shame and said in a panic, "I'm sorry, Lord Hokage. I overstepped my bounds just now. I didn't hear you clearly! I acted on my own initiative, Hokage. Please punish me."

Immediately, a large group of Police Force personnel were pulling down their pants, with Shouhon Yihan pulling the fastest.

Looking at the still unconscious Ōnoki, Qingcheng thought to himself, "Onoki of Both Scales? You almost turned into two-pee-bottle Ōnoki. With so many people spraying water on you, your 1.2-meter height couldn't possibly withstand such a 'pee escape.' It's all thanks to me Uchiha Qingcheng, that your reputation was preserved. From now on, whenever you see me, you must ask me for a midnight snack and give me a set of Ninjutsu Scrolls and a beer."

The female ninjas from the Sealing Division and the Medical Department had all turned their heads away, unable to bear witnessing this filthy scene.

Some of the female ninjas from the Medical Department directly cursed, "These Police Force personnel are simply too shameless. We'd only take a look if the Hokage did this!"

Qingcheng overheard the female ninjas whispering amongst themselves and thought to himself, "They're really dreaming. Do you think I can just pull out a gun in broad daylight?"

Shouhon Yihan glanced at Qingcheng again, then called out, "Hokage, then I can Water Release! Your subordinate will definitely behave well and be a good dog. Please forgive us, Lord Hokage!"

Kameida Meikai glanced at Shouhon Yihan again, then nodded, extended his right index finger towards Ōnoki's face, and shouted, "Water Release: Small Water Gun Technique!"

Small jets of water, about the size of urine, sprayed directly onto Ōnoki's face.

Ōnoki, still unconscious, was jolted awake and looked on in panic at the Police Force and Uchiha Qingcheng before him. He then shouted, "What do you want? You dare to spray my face with a water gun? Let me tell you! I am the Tsuchikage!"

Seeing that Ōnoki was still insisting he was the Tsuchikage, Qingcheng laughed and said, "You don't need to insist you're the Tsuchikage. If I hadn't stopped them, you would have become the Urine Kage."

Having said that, Qingcheng activated his Mangekyō Sharingan, as well as his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, a scarlet Sharingan that stared directly at Ōnoki, and shouted, "Kotoamatsukami!"

Ōnoki saw Qingcheng preparing to use Genjutsu on him, immediately closed his eyes, and then said sternly, "You despicable Uchiha Clan, don't even think about using Genjutsu on me. As long as I close my eyes, I won't fall for your Genjutsu."

Shouhon Yihan looked at Ōnoki with his eyes tightly closed, reached out and pulled open Ōnoki's eyelids, and shouted, "Don't even think about closing your eyes, Ōnoki! Our Hokage's Genjutsu is invincible! You short, red-nosed bandit, what are you hiding for?"

Ōnoki stared at the pair of scarlet Mangekyo and cried out in panic, "Damn it! You bastards! How dare you treat me like this! I, Ōnoki, will never let you get away with this! Your entire Konoha is full of bandits, and you even dared to call me a bandit! Help! Murder! Kitsuchi, come save me! Roshi, I'm here, come and protect me!"

Ōnoki and Roshi had a bad relationship. Ōnoki disliked the stubborn Roshi because Roshi didn't obey orders, while Roshi disliked Ōnoki because Ōnoki was extremely cunning. However, the fact that Ōnoki summoned Roshi to protect him this time proved that he was completely panicked.

When Bie Qingcheng's Heavenly Genjutsu invaded Ōnoki's mind, Ōnoki immediately stopped struggling, his face blank and lifeless, his eyes empty and his expression numb.

Qingcheng shouted again, "Ōnoki, write down all your Earth Release: Super Lightweight Rock Technique, Earth Release: Added-Weight Rock Technique, and your Dust Release Kekkei Tōta Ninjutsu!"