Outrageous Rumors

By the next morning, the entire Konoha was buzzing with the news: the Fifth Hokage had used a leg-bone-changing Medical Ninjutsu to save a patient with comminuted fractures in both legs, allowing him to continue being a ninja.

Through the propaganda of the medical ninjas, it was revealed that the Fifth Hokage performed a leg transplant surgery, saving a ninja who was paralyzed in both legs and allowing him to return to the ninja profession.

Then, through word of mouth among the villagers and with the encouragement of the Konoha Ninja, it became clear that the Fifth Hokage used Ninjutsu to revive a Konoha Ninja was completely paralyzed, crippled in both legs, deaf, disfigured, and on the verge of death. He even allowed this Konoha Ninja, who was about to be laid to rest, to return to the ranks of ninjas.

Then this news, like a kite in the wind, soared higher and higher in Konoha, spreading farther and farther, with even the rumors becoming more and more exaggerated.

When the story reached the countryside of Konoha, it had become: The Fifth Hokage pulled a handful of bones from the Konoha Cemetery, used ninjutsu to revive them, and turned them into a Konoha Ninja. This revived ninja was none other than Might Guy. As for the veracity of this story, no one bothered to investigate it.

Some of the more rational villagers didn't quite believe the rumors, so they casually asked, "Who told these stories? I don't know anything about them."

Those villagers who were still spreading rumors, upon hearing someone question them, immediately cursed, "You bastard, you idiot! How dare you doubt the Fifth Hokage's strength! Arrest him and send him to the Police Force to be tortured on the Tiger Bench! This guy is definitely a spy from Konoha!"

The more rational villagers, seeing that those spreading rumors were all die-hard fans of the Uchiha Clan, realized they had stirred up trouble and quickly spoke up, saying, "I'm also a die -Uchiha Clan fan! Long live the Fifth Hokage! This Might Guy is actually the Fifth Hokage, molded from clay! There's no such person in our Konoha!"

As the rumors intensified, the Konoha Ninja who had been crippled, along with some Konoha who missed their families, quickly surrounded the Uchiha Clan, calling out, "Hokage -sama, we need to see you! Hokage -sama, please come out!"

Uchiha Yamafuku was also speechless at the sight, watching as a large group of Konoha surrounded the Uchiha Clan's main gate.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Yamahuku said in a panic, "My Clan Head! Did you post a notice offering a large reward for a son? Why are they blocking the door so early in the morning?"

Immediately, Yamahuku ran to the clan head's office to inform Uchiha Qingcheng.

"Clan Head," Yamahuku said in surprise, "A huge group of villagers have appeared outside! They've completely blocked the entrance to our Uchiha Clan's main gate! Did you post a notice offering a large reward for a son, or did Shouhon Yihan and the Police Force personnel launch another Konoha Crush Plan, and those villagers came to complain to you?"

Qingcheng and Tsunade woke up at the same time, both looking surprised.

Upon hearing Yamahuku's words, Tsunade immediately questioned, "You launched the Konoha Crush Plan and ordered members of the Police Force to fine people in Konoha. You are an inherently Evil Uchiha, is this how you should act Hokage?"

Upon hearing Tsunade's words, Qingcheng shook his head and said awkwardly, "I didn't make them pay a fine. I kept emphasizing that they should do it outside the village."

Qingcheng emphasized again, "Right now, the Police Force hasn't even managed to collect any fertile water outside the village. Most of the Police Force members are cultivating in Lightning Gorge, and the members of the Fat Water Squad are also cultivating in Lightning Gorge in Konoha. Where am I supposed to find anyone to collect fertile water?"

Qingcheng waved his Tsunade again, indicating that what he said was true, but Tsunade still looked doubtful.

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "If I'm lying, may Uchiha Yongcheng and Uchiha YanCheng be blown to bits immediately."

Upon hearing this, Tsunade questioned sternly, "Uchiha Yongcheng and Uchiha YanCheng, aren't they both dead? Can you use the Impure World Reincarnation to revive them?"

Qingcheng ignored Tsunade's words, simply pinched Tsunade's landmine, and then said, "You wait here, I'll go see what's going on."

Tsunade looked at Qingcheng, who seemed honest, but whose right hand was anything but still misbehaving. She then said, "You lecherous fellow, hurry up and take care of those things. Don't let them ruin my mood."

After saying that, Tsunade slapped Qingcheng's right hand again. With a loud crack, Qingcheng pulled his right hand back, seeing five handprints on the back of his hand.

Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "You treacherous Tsunade, don't even think about getting a single penny from me next time. I'd rather jump off this cliff and die of hunger or be welded to my death than play with you again!"

Tsunade veins bulged, and she roared again, "Get out of here, you damned Uchiha Clan! Go and get rid of those villagers blocking the door! What are you doing here, trying to talk your way out of this?"

Looking at Tsunade's furious Tsunade, Qingcheng laughed and said, "That's the right expression. I knew something was missing when I woke up this morning. Turns out it was a morning greeting. Without hearing that 'naturally Evil Uchiha,' I had no motivation at all."

After saying that, Qingcheng put on the Hokage Robe and hat, and walked directly towards the gate of the Uchiha Clan.

Tsunade watched Qingcheng leave, then said with a serious expression, "Why do I only get twelve hours of sleep a day? My sleep quality isn't good enough. If there were fourteen hours of darkness a day, I could use seven hours to play and seven hours to sleep. That way, my sleep quality would be much better. Hmm, I'm such a genius!"

When Qingcheng brought Yamahuku to the gates of the Uchiha Clan, they saw a large group of fanatical Konoha shouting, "Hokage -sama, please help me! Hokage -sama, I want to continue being a ninja!"

Looking at the sea of villagers, Qingcheng shouted, "All of you shut up! No one is allowed to make a sound. If you have something to say, say it one by one. I thought you were going to gang up on the Uchiha Clan!"

As soon as Qingcheng finished speaking, the noisy villagers stopped. Then, a Konoha Ninja with a crippled right hand shouted, "Hokage -sama, I lost this arm while participating in the Third Great Ninja War. I want to continue being a ninja, so I've come to ask for Hokage help. Don't you have the ability to bring the dead back to life?"

Qingcheng listened to the villagers' chatter, their claims quite absurd, such as that they had revived the already dead Might Guy.

Another rumor is that he resurrected Might Guy from his skeletal state.