Konoha's Architectural Tiger
Qingcheng looked at Kakashi's embarrassed face, then said, "I came to see how your training is going, how many of you have mastered the Lightning Armor. I'm going to the Shikkotsu Forest to learn Senjutsu. I'll leave everything in the village to you, Brother Xiao."
The reason Qingcheng hasn't gone to Shikkotsu Forest yet is primarily because he's waiting for Anko Mitarashi to give birth. She gave birth to quadruplets last night, which has indeed been a great help to the Uchiha Clan.
The second thing is to wait for Kakashi and the other club leaders to learn the Lightning Armor. Then I won't have to manage this area anymore. This Ninjutsu can be taught by those who have already learned it.
When Kakashi heard this, he was slightly taken aback, but then said, "Don't worry, Hokage! I will protect Konoha while you're away."
Just then, Kakashi saw Qingcheng pull out another vaccine, preparing to inject himself with the Uchiha Enhancement Vaccine to help him awaken the Wood Release Kekkei Genkai.
Kakashi hurriedly waved his hand, looking panicked, and said, "Hokage -sama, Hokage- sama, please wait a moment, yay, stop!"
Kakashi then took a few steps back, looking terrified, and said, "I just don't have the talent for Wood Release Bloodline. Also, I believe that one must master Ninjutsu to perfection before having the energy to learn other Ninjutsu. Am I right, Hokage?"
Seeing Kakashi's panicked state, Qingcheng immediately put away the Uchiha Enhancement Vaccine and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, Brother Xiao, this was just a subconscious reaction. I heard you haven't awakened your Wood Release Bloodline, which you've been longing for. I wanted to help you and make you the next God of Shinobi in Konoha."
Why the God of Shinobi after that? The last God of Shinobi was Hashirama Senju. Now, all that's left of Hashirama Senju are some fragments of his First Hokage's Cells, which were even used by Uchiha Qingcheng to make vaccines for each of them.
The current God of Shinobi is none other than the Fifth Hokage Uchiha Qingcheng himself. Kakashi doesn't yet have the strength to enjoy such a title, because being unworthy of the position will inevitably lead to disaster. However, Qingcheng declares, "I can handle this perfectly. Kakashi, you'll have to wait for the next one."
Kakashi watched as Qingcheng stopped what he was doing, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and then said with a serious expression, "Hokage, I have already awakened the Sage Body, so I don't need the Uchiha Enhancement Vaccine anymore. Please give it to those who need it!"
Kakashi mentally ranted, "The Fifth Hokage is great in every way, except he loves giving people vaccines. Although this vaccine is incredibly powerful, anyone with eyes can see that it contains the First Hokage's cells. A Hokage who loves doing scientific research is just too terrifying."
Kakashi made a mental comparison. "The First Hokage was rather naive and his only flaw was that he kowtowed to the Kage of another village. Given his immense power, using such a method to secure peace was clearly immature and too idealistic."
Kakashi thought to himself, "The Second Hokage raised two ungrateful wretches, Senju Clan was wiped out, even faster than the Uchiha Clan. No wonder Iwagakure called them the King of Endurance."
Kakashi felt utterly disgusted when he thought of the Third Hokage, because the Danzo had conspired with Danzo to force his father to his death. Kakashi commented, "A guy who only knows how to shift blame, all bark and no bite, indecisive and weak."
Kakashi thought of the Fourth Hokage again and thought to himself, "What a genius at naming things! Just this Spiraling Flash Super Round Dance Roar Three would take me ages to come up with."
But when Kakashi thought of Uchiha Qingcheng, cold sweat broke out all over him, and he thought to himself, "The Fifth Hokage is ruthless! He even gave me the Sage Body, but I'm from the Hatake Clan, what would I do with Wood Release Ninjutsu?"
Seeing Kakashi sweating profusely, Qingcheng quickly shouted, "Kakashi, what do you mean? Is your Sage Body not working? Or is your Mangekyō Sharingan not working? Just pat your chest. Your Chakra is at least a hundred times more than before. Do you still have kidney deficiency at night? Frequent urination, urgency, or incomplete urination? Is your urine still yellow? Isn't all this thanks to me?"
Kakashi felt completely drained, his mind constantly replaying the memory. "Did I used to have frequent urination? Urgency? Incomplete emptying of the bladder?"
Kakashi thought to himself, "I'm so young, and I already have so many problems. Am I in more danger than Elder Homura?"
Just then, Senju Taoyuan, Shouhon Yihan Kumo-ma Hayakumo Sōma, and others gathered around and greeted, "Lord Hokage, your subordinates wish you a Hokage life!"
Qingcheng looked at the crowd that had gathered around him, their faces all filled with respect. He then laughed and said directly, "I've seen your cultivation."
Immediately afterwards, Qingcheng said to Senju Taoyuan, "Minister Taoyuan, your Storm Release Ninjutsu is really well-trained. You can even release different Storm Release Ninjutsu with both hands at the same time. You are indeed very excellent."
Senju Taoyuan was overjoyed to hear such praise and said respectfully, "Thank you, Hokage- sama. I will go further and further in my mastery of Storm Release Ninjutsu, and I will also pass Storm Release on to my descendants."
Qingcheng looked at Senju Taoyuan's serious face, then asked, "Don't you like Wood Release Ninjutsu? Back in the day, the First Hokage used Wood Release Ninjutsu directly! He knocked Uchiha Madara to the ground and couldn't get up."
Senju Taoyuan shook his head and said resolutely, "Reporting to the Hokage, the Wood Release Bloodline belongs to Lady Tsunade's family. They are the direct descendants, while we are all collateral descendants. We don't have any Wood Release genes at all, so we can't learn this Wood Release Ninjutsu at all."
Hayakumo Sōma, looking embarrassed, and said, "Hokage, I was born with a disability; my left hand is partially paralyzed. So, the Wood Release was used to close the doors and windows for me because I can't clasp my hands together."
Qingcheng looked at Hayakumo Sōma, whose left hand was hanging limply as if he were truly paralyzed, and then thought to himself, "If I hadn't seen him Hand Seals, I would have really believed it."
Qingcheng thought to himself, "This guy truly lives up to his Fat Water Tiger.' He never suffers a loss in anything he does. Giving Bai Yun the position of Fat Water Squad Captain is a perfect fit for him."
Qingcheng laughed and said, "Don't you all want to learn Wood Release?"
Shouhon Yihan nodded quickly, then said with an embarrassed look, "Lord Hokage, I also want to learn Wood Release Ninjutsu, but I've already put all my Ninjutsu talent into unorthodox methods. I can't learn any other Ninjutsu." After saying that, Shouhon Yihan shrugged.
Looking at these opportunists, Qingcheng thought to himself, "Yamato, it's not that I, the Hokage, don't want to help you, but the position of Vice Minister of Ministry of Agriculture is too hot to handle. You'd better just stick to being the Konoha's Architectural Tiger."