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Qingcheng shouted, "You guys, stop it! Playing around is fine, but don't joke about the fake Danzo!"
At that moment, all the children stopped what they were doing and stared at Qingcheng in shock. Some of the children even shouted, "He looks like Lord Uchiha Yongcheng! Yongcheng has appeared!"
Shuiping looked at Qingcheng and immediately said with a shocked expression, "He is the Fifth Hokage, not Uchiha Yongcheng."
Big Bear looked at Uchiha Qingcheng, then at the photo in his hand, and compared it to the Hokage Rock. He then exclaimed, "This is the Fifth Hokage, not Uchiha Yongcheng!"
Looking at these chubby-faced children, Qingcheng said seriously, "You all come here. I'll give you some Want Want Bull Candy. It's one thing to not be able to tell me apart from Yongcheng, but you can't even tell the real Danzo apart from the fake one. Look at the damage you've done to him!"
Then Qingcheng turned to the kid who had kicked him in the groin and yelled, "You were the one kicking the hardest, and you even kicked him in the groin! What if you end up childless?"
All the children lowered their heads, staring at Fat Tiger lying on the ground. Fat Tiger's face was covered in mud, his body was covered in footprints, and he was spitting everywhere—a truly wretched sight.
Fat Tiger had already stretched out his hands, desperately covering his little Kun Kun, whose face also bore several footprints.
Shuiping noticed Fat Tiger's miserable state and then said in a panic, "I'm so sorry, Fat Tiger, we didn't notice you just now. Next time, we'll let you play the Fifth Hokage."
Qingcheng stared at the Fat Tiger lying on the ground, momentarily stunned. He then said with a serious expression, "Little kid, you're so evil! You look so much like Shimura Danzō! I almost couldn't resist kicking you a few times!"
Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Little friend, what's your name? With your looks, you're practically Danzo's divine body. You could go and work for Danzo in the future."
Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Fat Tiger's face filled with sorrow, and he began to sob, "Waaaa, I don't want to live anymore, waaaaa! They all say I look like Danzo, waaaaa! Some people even say I'm Danzo's son, waaaaa! I'm not Danzo's son!"
Waaaaah, Hokage -sama!
Qingcheng looked at the crying child and shouted, "Shut up! Hold back your tears right now! It's not your fault you look like Danzo, but what's with that eye patch? Isn't this just asking for trouble?"
Because Shimura Danzō's reputation was even worse than Hiruzen Sarutobi's, and most of the bad things were done by Danzo, Konoha would point fingers at anyone who Danzo. They even had Police Force trained to capture people who looked like Danzo and have their bloodlines tested to see if they were remnants of the Shimura Clan.
So this kid, it's obvious! He suffered because he was uneducated.
Konoha not only arrests people resembling Danzo, but also those resembling Hiruzen Sarutobi, especially those with a full beard. These individuals are often apprehended by the Police Force and their bloodlines checked to see if they are descendants of the Sarutobi Clan. If they are, they are immediately sent to Konoha's Black Factory.
Therefore, there isn't a single person with a full beard in Konoha now, for fear of being arrested by the Konoha Police Force.
The actor Danzo wiped away his tears and then said with a sorrowful expression, "My name is Nobi Fat Tiger. My father's name is Nobi Kojiro, a Jonin of Konoha who sacrificed his life on the battlefield of the Third Great Ninja War. My mother's name is Nobi Koharu, and she was killed by the enemy while on a mission."
After saying that, Nobi Fat Tiger started crying again, sobbing and wailing. Then he said, "Hokage -sama, I'm not a descendant of the Shimura Clan, but I hate Shimura Danzō very much, so I wanted to impersonate him and act out all the bad things he did. Waaaa, I will never Shimura Danzō!"
Qingcheng looked at this six-year-old child, who was spouting famous quotes and sayings, his face filled with resentment towards Danzo.
The actor playing Hiruzen Sarutobi also said with a serious expression, "We all hate Hiruzen Sarutobi, as well as Shimura Danzō, and Fat Tiger too."
Holding a wooden Three-pronged Kunai in his hand, Big Bear said respectfully, "Lord Hokage, did I act like you just now?"
Upon hearing Big Bear's words, Qingcheng burst into laughter, then began clapping his hands, clap clap clap clap clap.
Then Qingcheng spoke up again, "Your name is Big Bear, right? You acted very well, but the picture you're holding isn't a photo of Uchiha Yongcheng, it's an old photo of me. Don't take it out to kowtow to anymore, and don't offer him any tributes at night. I find it very disgusting."
Upon hearing this, Big Bear's face was filled with surprise, and he said with a worried expression, "Hokage, I'm sorry. I'll buy a few more portraits of Uchiha Yongcheng next time. I promise I won't use Hokage Hokage's picture as an offering or kowtow randomly."
Qingcheng looked at the worried-looking Big Bear, waved his hand, and said seriously, "If you want to kowtow, do it to me directly. I, the Hokage, can't see you kowtowing to a photo."
Immediately, a group of children knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Uchiha Qingcheng, shouting, "Long live the Hokage! The Hokage is mighty! Long live Konoha!"
Immediately afterwards, Qingcheng praised Nobi Fat Tiger's behavior and then said with a serious face, "Kid, it's okay for you to imitate Shimura Danzō and put on a play in the street. Can you tell me what you think?"
Qingcheng looked at Fat Tiger still kicking his little Kunkun, and then said, "Did they hurt your little Kunkun?"
Nobi Fat Tiger nodded slowly, looking sad, and said, "Hokage -sama, they kicked my little Kunkun and broke it. I can't use it anymore, boohoo."
Qingcheng immediately activated his Wood Release Chakra and simultaneously activated the Mystical Palm Technique, launching it towards Fat Tiger's groin. As green light radiated outwards...
Fat Tiger felt that his little Kunkun was no longer in pain, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Hokage -sama, thank you, Hokage -sama."
Looking at the grateful and tearful Fat Tiger, Qingcheng waved his hand and said seriously, "No need to thank me. I am the Hokage of Konoha. It is only right for me to help you young talents of Konoha. Just kowtow to me like the others."
Fat Tiger also joined the kowtowing group, and he banged his head the loudest.
Looking at the children kowtowing, Qingcheng asked again, "What are your thoughts? What are your wishes when you grow up?"
The children shouted in unison, "We want to become ninjas of Konoha, and when we grow up, we'll contribute to the Konoha!"
Some of the children, while kowtowing, answered, "We want to go to the Ninja Academy, learn the Hokage's Will of Fire, and protect our Konoha!"
Qingcheng waved his hand again, signaling the children to stop kowtowing, and then said, "Your dreams are all remarkable. If you really can't cultivate Chakra, you can consider other positions. After all, it's not difficult to make a living in Konoha."
Qingcheng then said to Fat Tiger, "Your head banged really loudly. I, the Hokage, like kids like you. You're very genuine. Next time, you can go straight to the Ninja Academy. Also, your Shimura Danzō acting was pretty good. When you grow up, I'll make you an actor-ninja, and you'll act Danzo in the village every night. You have to act disgustingly."
Upon hearing the Hokage's praise, Fat Tiger's face lit up with excitement, feeling a warm glow throughout his body as if he had drunk a glass of wine. He then shouted, "Thank you, Hokage! Long live the Hokage! I will definitely play that beast Shimura Danzō well!"
Just then, Shuiping knelt down on the ground and kowtowed several times. He then said seriously, "Hokage, my performance Hiruzen Sarutobi was also very good. Can I go to the Ninja Academy?"
Looking at the expectant face of the student, Qingcheng then said, "Alright, alright, you're included too. Tomorrow morning you'll take little Danzo with you to the Ninja Academy."