No Kicking Little Kun Kun

Qingcheng watched as the group of children frantically kowtowed before the portrait, shouting, "Please, Lord Yongcheng, bless us! May we all become Konoha ninjas!"

Qingcheng felt something was off about the portrait. Although it resembled a younger version of Uchiha Yongcheng, the person was far too young; he had never seen such a person before.

Then Qingcheng thought to himself, "This portrait of Yongcheng looks too young. I feel like I've never seen him before. Who exactly is Uchiha Yongcheng's eldest son?"

The more closely Qingcheng examined the portrait, the more he felt something was amiss. The person in the portrait, on three sides, didn't seem to be Uchiha Yongcheng; instead, he resembled him more closely.

Uchiha Yongcheng has a spiky hairstyle, but Qingcheng sometimes has a spiky hairstyle too. It only becomes a fluffy middle part when hairspray is used to style it. If you wash your hair and let it air dry, it turns into the Uchiha Clan's "Visual Kei" hairstyle.

Qingcheng then exclaimed in surprise, "That's Hammer's Uchiha Yongcheng! That's an old photo of me. These little brats are offering sacrifices to the living, even kowtowing to them as a form of mourning. It's absolutely outrageous! How did their parents raise them? It's utterly unlucky!"

Qingcheng thought to himself, "We must solve this problem at its root. I need to get Konoha Propaganda Department to publicize Yongcheng's photo so that the villagers of Konoha can clearly distinguish between Uchiha Yongcheng and Uchiha Qingcheng. Otherwise, if something like this happens again, I'll truly go completely insane."

Just then, the group of children who were still kowtowing stood up, ready to continue playing their ninja game. The chubby boy named Big Bear shouted, "Let me play the Fifth Hokage! Shuiping, you play Hiruzen Sarutobi! I'll show you how I imitate the Fifth Hokage!"

Looking at the ambitious-looking Big Bear, Shuiping immediately nodded and said seriously, "I'll let you use the Hokage cloak first. Remember to return it to me after you're done; it's like my bed sheet."

The child playing Shimura Danzō took out the blindfold again, put it over his right eye, and continued playing the Shimura Danzō.

The snotty-nosed kid said with a serious face, "The Fifth Hokage has a middle parting, a fluffy middle parting. Big Bear, your hairstyle is wrong."

Big Bear nodded directly, picked up a handful of dry grass from the ground, placed it on his short, flat-topped hair, and then tidied it up, trying to make it into a middle part.

The snotty-nosed child looked at the Big Bear with a clump of dry grass, which he styled into a middle part but was all yellow, and said with a serious face, "Big Bear, the Hokage's hair is black, and yours is all yellow. This doesn't look like the Hokage at all."

Big Bear threw off his wig, then took out a headscarf and tied it around his head. He then said with a serious face, "Little Snot, are you satisfied now? Just pretend this is my Hokage hat."

The child with a runny nose was nicknamed "Little Snot" by the group of children because snot always hung from his nostrils.

All the children started clapping and said, "Big Bear, you should play the Hokage well too. We all want to see the Hokage beat up Danzo!"

Fat Tiger looked at everyone, all of them looking very excited. Then, with a serious expression, he said, "When you hit me, make sure you understand that I'm just playing Danzo, not the real Danzo. Also, you're not allowed to spit on me, or I won't play next time. Last time, someone even kicked my little Kunkun. It hurt, it really hurt!"

Little Snot watched as Big Bear put on the bandana, and then said with a mischievous grin, "Big Bear! You're playing the Fifth Hokage, but you're still missing a pair of Sharingan. Everyone in the Uchiha Clan has Sharingan; how can you play the Fifth Hokage without Sharingan?"

Upon hearing this, Shuiping immediately said to Big Bear, "I have colored contact lenses that look like Sharingan. I bought them at the department store last time. They're my most precious possession. You have to return them to me after you're done wearing them."

Big Bear nodded directly, then said with a serious face, "Brother Shuiping, why don't you play the role of Assistant Hokage? Kakashi- sama only needs to wear a mask and doesn't have to talk much. You just need to bring a little yellow book."

Upon hearing Big Bear's words, Shuiping was instantly filled with surprise, then panicked, and said, "If my mom finds out I have those pornographic books, she'll kill me! I'd better keep playing Hiruzen Sarutobi! Because I look like a monkey, I want to portray Hiruzen Sarutobi's lewd appearance perfectly, so that this despicable pedophile old man can once again show off his evil smile, hahaha!"

Fat Tiger emphasized again, "I can play Shimura Danzō, but you can't spit on me or kick my little Kunkun."

All the children chimed in, "Don't worry, Fat Tiger, we definitely won't spit on you. You're not really Shimura Danzō. We won't let the guy who kicked you, Kunkun, participate anymore."

Upon Toraji nodded slightly, looking bewildered, and said, "My little Kunkun is in pain right now. Can I not participate in this game?"

All the children, seeing Fat Tiger preparing to back down, said angrily, "No way! You look exactly like Danzo! If you don't play with us, we won't want you anymore!"

Qingcheng watched the children prepare to continue their role-playing game, especially noticing the child playing Danzo. He was absolutely perfect; that innate lewdness was something no one else could imitate.

Immediately afterwards! Qingcheng saw that chubby little boy named Big Bear again, and immediately put on a pair of colored contact lenses, revealing his Three-Tomoe Sharingan.

Then Qingcheng thought to himself, "These kids are really smart. They even know they need props for a little play. You acted very well, and very realistically. That's how I cursed Hiruzen Sarutobi and Shimura Danzō back then. But if you offered me a living person as a sacrifice, I would never forgive you. If you acted well, then pretend I didn't say anything."

After saying that, Qingcheng crossed his arms and quietly watched the children, wondering what tricks they could come up with.

Just then, the chubby boy named Big Bear directly cursed at Fat Tiger, "Shimura Danzō, you damned beast! You actually killed your comrades from Konoha and committed twenty-nine crimes! I, Uchiha Qingcheng, will never let you get away with this! I'm going to summon Uchiha Yongcheng and take you away, you beast!"

Immediately afterwards, Big Bear pulled out a wooden Kunai, raised it high, and shouted, "Rin Uchiha Yongcheng, step forward! Take these beasts away!"

After saying that, the Big Bear threw the wooden Three-pronged Kunai directly at the actor playing Danzo.

Immediately, a large group of children, shouting "Kill Shimura Danzō! Kill Shimura Danzō!", rushed towards the actor playing Danzo.

The child playing Hiruzen Sarutobi said with an embarrassed expression, "Our lines, Big Bear, you're not following the script!"

Meanwhile, Fat Tiger, was surrounded and beaten by a Danzo of children. He didn't even get a chance to say a word before being pinned to the ground and spat on by seven or eight of them. One child, who was not even that old, kicked him in the Fat Tiger.

As the child kicked, he yelled, "Shimura Danzō, you bastard! You've done so many bad things, I'm going to kick you to death!"

The name "Fat Tiger) has the word "fat" in it, but he is actually very thin and small, with little flesh on his face, much like Shimura Danzō —both are wrinkled and scraggly. So when these kids ganged up on him, he kept begging for mercy.

Waaaaah, she started yelling again, "Everyone, stop fighting! I'm Nobi Fat Tiger! You promised you wouldn't spit on me, and you kept kicking my little Kun Kun! I'm never playing with you again, waaaah!"

Qingcheng, standing to the side, was also filled with embarrassment, thinking to himself, "These kids, how can they go back on their word? They spat so much saliva on people, enough to take a bath! And that kid who kicked in the groin, they're utterly inhuman!"