Konoha's Old Six

Tsunade, Senju Taoyuan, and the Konoha Ninja who participated in the Demon-Extermination Operation have all returned to Konoha.

When Tsunade arrived at the Hokage Building, she was surprised to hear that Uchiha Qingcheng had already gone to the Hidden Sand Village. She thought to herself, "That brat, he's gone again by himself. He's getting more and more perfunctory lately. He should touch up his makeup tonight."

"I'm leaving now. The rest is up to you." With that, Tsunade pushed open the office door, leaving behind a graceful figure.

Seeing that Tsunade's personality had gradually calmed down, Mitokado Homura said to Shouhon Yihan, "Why is Tsunade's personality so peaceful?"

Shouhon Yihan pointed at Tsunade as she left and said with a smile, "Elder Homura, you don't know this, but Lady Tsunade has passed menopause and entered a stable period. She's not as manic now. She earned over 4 billion Silver Coin in Amegakure, and now she speaks much more politely. She even calls me 'Little Demon,' and tells me to work hard. She'll recommend me for a higher position in the village."

Upon hearing this, Mitokado Homura smiled broadly and said with great satisfaction, "Tsunade has become so sensible; it's truly a cause for celebration!"

Upon hearing Elder Homura's words, Senju Taoyuan said with a serious expression, "She has already entered old age. Although she looks only eighteen years old and her skin is like that of an eighteen-year-old, her age cannot be faked."

Elder Homura's face twitched for a moment upon hearing Taoyuan's words, then he said awkwardly, "Lord Hokage seems to really enjoy this, and he seems to do it every night without getting tired of it."

Senju Taoyuan nodded and said seriously, "As the saying goes, 'An elder in the family is a treasure.' The Hokage received a boost in milk supply from Lady Tsunade, and every day he experiences different types of faces: young girls, lolis, mature women, and even 'Koppo' (a type of female character)."

Upon hearing this, Mitokado Homura burst into laughter, stroking his beard and saying with a smile, "I see. I've seen countless women in my life, but only this young man puts me to shame."

Konan was also in the Hokage's Office. Hearing these suggestive words, she looked slightly disgusted but dared not speak, fearing the Police Force personnel would use smelly socks on her. She could only stand there blankly, trying to minimize her presence.

Hidan also in the office. He had changed into the Police Force uniform and was wearing a Konoha Forehead Protector, looking quite docile.

Hidan's eyes were clear now, devoid of their previous tyranny, instead appearing pure and kind, like a good-natured person. His body and limbs had fully recovered; his arms and hands had returned to normal, just like a normal person.

Just then, Utatane Koharu spoke up, her face stern, "You are all high-ranking members of Konoha, yet you dare to make jokes like this here. If word gets out, how will Konoha High Command have any face left? A bunch of frivolous people, what nonsense are you spouting?"

Upon hearing these words, Senju Taoyuan, Hayakumo Sōma Zao Jian, Kumo-ma, and Shouhon Yihan all stopped laughing and said, "We're sorry, Consultant Koharu, we'll be more careful next time."

Upon hearing Koharu's voice, Mitokado Homura immediately adopted a serious expression and said solemnly, "My lords, you have indeed worked hard. This Demon-Extermination Operation was a great success. Not only did it demonstrate the spirit of Konoha, but it also thwarted the Akatsuki's plot. I am truly happy for you all."

Mitokado Homura is a veteran actress; she can get into character in a second.

Koharu immediately changed her expression, smiling again as she said, "Ministers, thank you for your hard work. The village's rewards will be in your hands soon."

Hayakumo Sōma smiled and said with a broad smile, "Elder Homura, let me introduce you. This is Hidan, who has been recruited by the Hokage. His code name is 9066, and his nickname is 'Old Six'."

Hayakumo Sōma called out to Hidan again earlier, "Sixth brother, come here and greet Elder Homura. From now on, you'll be working under Minister Zhang. You must follow the rules in Konoha."

Hidan honestly replied, "Hello Elder Homura, I am Hidan. You can call me Little Six. I am now filled with the Will of Fire, and I am the sixth brother of Konoha."

Looking at the obedient Hidan, Mitokado Homura said with a look of satisfaction, "Good, good, sixth brother, right? Your Will of Fire is very strong, and I am very pleased with that. From now on, work hard under Minister Zhang, and if you achieve results, the village will reward you."

Upon hearing this, Hidan immediately nodded, pecking at rice like a chick, and said excitedly, "Thank you, Elder Homura. I will definitely work hard and strive to become a pillar of Konoha."

Shouhon Yihan then shouted at Konan, "What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for stinky socks? This is Elder Homura from our Konoha. Come over and say hello. Tenten always have such a sour face. Do you want to eat stinky socks again?"

Upon hearing the words "stinky socks," Konan's face filled with disgust and anger. She then said fiercely, "Fine, then fight! Why are you being so aggressive? I will not surrender to your Konoha. Don't try to scare me with these kinds of tactics. If you don't use stinky socks, I might consider it."

Konan's face darkened again as she watched Shouhon Yihan start to take off her shoes. She said with a disgusted look, "Stop! I know I was wrong. Please don't take off your shoes. I'll introduce myself right away."

Konan 'Chakra has now been sealed, and she's just like an ordinary person. After eating a few pairs of smelly socks, she's become well-behaved. She's filled with resentment towards Konoha, but also with fear of the Konoha Ninja.

Konan, looking reluctant, slowly walked up to Mitokado Homura and said with a resentful expression, "Elder Homura, hello everyone. I'm Konan from Akatsuki, here in Konoha as a foreign student. I hope that one day in the Future, we can get along peacefully. What I hate most are unhygienic men, especially those who wear black socks, and those who stuff smelly socks into other people's mouths."

Homura looked at Konan, who had a resentful expression, and then said to Shouhon Yihan, "What are you planning to do with this girl?"

Shouhon Yihan looked at Elder Homura, who was filled with doubt, and said mysteriously, "Of course, it's the same old rule. Let the Hokage go first, and then I'll admit that I did all of this. I'll take the blame."

Upon hearing this, Konan's face turned panicked, and she said angrily, "Has your Konoha become inhuman? I'm going to the Shinobi World to accuse you! You've actually defied my will!"

Shouhon Yihan shouted directly at Kameida Meikai, "Take her away and feed her stinky socks right now. Make sure she's scared of them."

Before Konan could say anything, she was dragged away by a group of Police Force.

Mitokado Homura then spoke up, "Those captured Rain Ninja will be sent to the Black Factory for forced labor first."

Shouhon Yihan nodded directly and said with a serious expression, "It's already been sent over. They'll be eating prison food soon."

"Hahahaha," another burst of laughter echoed from the Hokage Building.