Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 108

Innate Concrete-Pouring Physique

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Just as Emperor was watching Malphite rubbing Webway's hands with anticipation, Malphite suddenly went on strike.

This operation almost made Emperor kill it, but now Malphite and Orks are Emperor's treasures. Anyone who dares to touch it will touch his own lifeblood.

Of course Emperor couldn't bear it when he was so angry. In the blink of an eye, he saw Hogg chatting with the female Adeptus Custodes and giggling. That mean look made Emperor find a reason to repair him.

"Hogg, come here! Let me ask you a question."

Leaving Adeptus Custodes, who was chatting happily with him, Hogg came over with an impatient look on his face, and Old Man Yellow interrupted his study path to become a top poker player.

"What's wrong Old Man Yellow, didn't you see that I'm studying? If I get ridiculed for losing at cards in the future, it will all be your fault."

"Crack!"

The golden psychic cunt slapped Hogg on the head. The familiar touch relieved Emperor's irritability. Before Hogg could react, Emperor asked his question:

"Your Orks is making noises about going on strike. Please come up with a solution. My Webway cannot be delayed because of him."

"Ah! Strike? No, did you just whip me? Forget it, I'll go ask."

Through Psychic Network's contact, Hogg checked on Malphite's situation. From his mental fluctuations, Hogg found that Malphite felt very tired, and the whole Orks felt depressed.

After careful questioning, I found that it wasn't that Malphite didn't work hard, it was just that he didn't have the same feel as before, and he felt that he needed to take a rest before he could continue working.

Moreover, the Psionic Energy content in Malphite's body has been greatly reduced, reaching a very weak level, and even the production efficiency of Waaagh! Field cannot keep up.

Hogg, who discovered the cause, could not solve Malphite's mental fatigue even if he charged him with Psionic Energy. He could only bring him to Emperor.

Dejected Malphite: "Big golden guy, I'm not lazy, it's just that I suddenly found that I'm very sleepy and I need to take a rest."

Malphite, who had a middle-parted head, didn't care about anyone else, just lay down on the ground and fell asleep. Within a few seconds, he started snoring. It was obvious that he was not lying and was really tired.

Hogg scratched his head and discovered the cause of the problem. Although Orks could rely on Old Ones to give them the technological knowledge engraved into their genes to repair Webway, this was based on the premise of Waaagh! Field.

Without this magical ability, Orks cannot rub Webway by hand. Moreover, Malphite is just a Orks. The weight of his Waaagh! Power is too small and the battery will run out after a while.

Thinking of this, Hogg decided to breed Greenskin, but this behavior is extremely dangerous. The breeding rate of Orks is too fast, and it is very difficult to control.

The similar Zerg was completely castrated in the hands of Hogg. It can only rely on precious and rare insect nests to explode troops, and there are also cans of Blackwatch as Synapse Creature.

Even if this is the case, Hogg is not at ease. He knows better than anyone the destructive power of Zerg. After all, Zerg can be said to be one of the four major natural disasters in science fiction works.

So Hogg took another route Zerg, he played fusion!

As we all know, fusion is the safest development route. The low-level bugs of Blackwatch have no consciousness but only instinct, and the elite units are fused by Blackwatch as nodes.

And relying on its own high-dimensional characteristics, as the master controller, Hogg uses Psychic Network to control Blackwatch, which is equivalent to controlling all Zerg. After all, Psionic Energy, something comparable to green evil energy, has its origins in him.

After making his thoughts clear to Emperor, the two of them decided to do it even if it was dangerous, just because the characteristics of Orks are so suitable for building Webway.

Two of the top genetic masters of Imperium of Man, father and son, joined forces and vowed to create a group of Innate Concrete-Pouring Physique.

In Blacklight's laboratory, Emperor looked at the decorations around Imperium and controlled his inner restlessness.

"The child is as heretical as he is, but this guy is really capable! Don't be angry, don't be angry."

Emperor, who was under self-hypnosis, did not notice that as he communicated more and more with Hogg, his ability to talk dirty became stronger and stronger, and when he realized this in the future, he could no longer change it.

The Greenskin gene sample in Blacklight's inventory was sent by Servitor, and Wu Zhi's flesh-and-blood fusion prosthetic eyes stared at the two big guys on the test platform, recording the on-site experimental data.

As Emperor who can create Primarch, he masters the magical Ancient Alchemy, which is also the prototype of the manufacturing technology of Adeptus Custodes and Primarch, so Emperor is much stronger than Hogg.

In order to ensure that the control group of the experiment can proceed smoothly, a batch of accelerated catalytic Greenskin organisms were created, including not only Orks, but also Squig, Gretchin and even the entire Greenskin ecological species.

For these biological samples, the two began complex data simulations, but in the end they found that the results were not ideal.

Two and a half months later, the two people who had done 78,965 experiments collapsed on the ground. The intense work filled the laboratory with the unpleasant smell of sweat and the stench of burned proteins.

The research on Emperor and Hogg ended in failure. They did not find biological samples with the same characteristics as Malphite. It seems that Malphite is the only special case.

But experimenting is a test of patience. After having a hearty meal in Blacklight's cafeteria, the two plunged into the neat and tidy laboratory again.

In order to better detect the data, Emperor shared the construction technology of Webway, and spent a huge amount of money to build a Webway portal in Blacklight's laboratory, specifically for comparison.

Finally, after five months, the two people, who were almost numb, cracked part of Old Ones's encrypted genetic information, and this genetic sample was extracted from Malphite.

In the end, the experiment came to Malphite. This magical Orks was focused on by Hogg, and finally the two succeeded in a data test.

Looking at the Orks born in the cultivation warehouse, the father and son showed a satisfied smile. They finally made the Orks specially used for dusting.

This Orks experimental body perfectly matches the energy reading of Psionic Energy, and can resonate with Waaagh! Field, a unique sample like Malphite, which is equivalent to opening a new LAN from the ordinary Orks LAN.

And it can be linked to Psychic Network, perfectly obeying the command of Hogg. However, such a good tool also has shortcomings, which are slow reproduction rate, poor combat effectiveness, and small size.

It may be due to the addition of the flesh and blood sample of Hogg. Whether it is the Space Marine of Blackwatch or the Eldar enhanced by G301, the size is not large. This situation also occurs with Orks.

But the flaws are not hidden, the reproduction speed is slow for ordinary Orks, the combat power is worse than ordinary humans, and the small size is more suitable for digging around and dusting. This is completely Innate Concrete-Pouring Physique.

Just when Hogg was worried that he might have to spend his whole life repairing Webway, a man entered Blacklight's laboratory, and his first words made people feel his toughness.

"I am Rogal Dorn!!"

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