Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 109

I Am Rogal Dorn

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The sudden sentence "I am Rogal Dorn" made the whole family who were still celebrating lose their interest.

Even Emperor sat upright, completely different from the crazy look just now, just because the people standing at the door were Imperial Fists's Primarch--Rogal Dorn.

Rogal Dorn, as a Primarch, has many nicknames such as the strongest pressure-resistant king, civil engineering giant, atmosphere destroyer, stone Dorn, Khorne's defense breaker, etc.

Because they are the first Primarch to return, Rogal Dorn, who is as good at dusting as Plankton, is the real contractor. He even made the Imperial Palace on Holy Terra.

The severe cold of Inwit has shaped the tenacious quality of Rogal Dorn, and this guy can be regarded as a capital investor. The other Primarch were found by Emperor, and the following few were found by Hogg.

Only Rog Ron found his father by himself, and Rogal Dorn has a complete pocket kingdom, which is comparable in size to a star sector like Alicia. The key is that he conquered this territory entirely by himself.

Master Luo also has Imperium, the largest Phalanx today. If there was no intruder like Hogg, Imperial Fists would be the transportation leader of Imperium of Man.

Moreover, Rogal Dorn is extremely loyal, so loyal that even Emperor is afraid of him. Coupled with his conversational style that can choke people to death, all Primarch don't like talking to him. It is simply a kind of torture.

Looking at the mini brother opposite, Dorn thought that he should say hello to this guy he had heard about for a long time to show his respect.

"I am Rogal Dorn!(._.)"

"Ah~~I, I am Hogg·Menethil(゜▽゜)o"

Hogg thought he was going to say something more and waited for a minute, but Dorn just stared at him for a minute without saying anything. The sharp face fully reflected what a stubborn person is.

And Emperor was completely social except in front of Hogg. The three of them looked at each other strangely, and finally Hogg, who looked at each other with uncomfortable eyes, opened the topic.

"Dorn, why are you here? I remember you were at Great Crusade!"

"I defeated the enemy and returned to Terra to receive a new mission. What are you and your father doing?"

Hogg, who was worried that he might have to stay in Webway to fight dust for the rest of his life, discovered his blind spot. He couldn't fight dust, but Rogal Dorn could!

Moreover, this guy is so loyal that even Khorne can control him for 400 years. Wouldn't it be a good idea to work as a foreman under the Imperial Palace to supervise the construction of Webway!

"Seventh Brother, Old Man Yellow and I invented a magical creature. Although our careless father also helped a little, it was still me who created it. This is a great victory of genetic technology.

I believe you will also like this kind of creature. After all, they can build the greatest buildings in the world. Do you want to take a look?"

Hearing the keyword "the greatest building", Rogal Dorn's interest was aroused. He didn't care about other things, but the greatest building must have been built by him.

Emperor has also discovered this. In terms of stability, he must be his seventh son. If he really throws this piece of shit like Hogg into Webway, it may explode one day, and his work will be in vain.

"That's right Dorn, your ignorant brother and I created a creature that is very suitable for use as engineers. I am preparing to let you complete a plan."

After hearing the double affirmation from Emperor and Hogg, Rogal Dorn walked to the experimental table and saw a yellow-green dwarf Orks, which made him think that he was in the wrong place.

But Rogal Dorn never cares about the situation, and doubts will not stay in his mind for more than a minute, and he will speak out without thinking.

"Father, are you colluding with Xenos?"

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"Hahaha, Old Man Yellow, you are here too! It made me laugh so hard, I heard that you were not colluding with Xenos!"

Hogg tried to control himself not to laugh, but it was so funny that he couldn't hold it in. Even if he got a good beating, seeing such a scene was worth the price of admission.

Sure enough, Emperor set Hogg in the cabinet with a flying kick, but at this time Rogal Dorn gave Hogg another job, and even Servitor's body flashed green in excitement.

"Father, you not only colluded with Xenos but also killed people and silenced them?"

Hearing this, Hogg couldn't help but laugh from ear to ear even after being beaten. He didn't even feel the pain from the old punches on his body. The whole laboratory was filled with laughter, which was unexpectedly harmonious with the sound of Old Man Yellow's punches hitting the flesh.

After a while, three people and one beast gathered around the breeding barn, watching as the hatched new Orks fell out of a pod and grew in size rapidly, not stopping until it reached the standard two meters.

Since they had already been configured to connect to another psychic sub-network, this group of Orks were directly fed an information package written by Hogg, so they could speak Gothic fluently as soon as they were born.

Since the Greenskin infected by Psionic Energy are no longer green, but their skin will turn red when they are excited, Hogg gave this group of Orks the name Evil Orcs.

"Quack! Dust! Dust! I really want to dust!"

"I wonder if God had not given birth to me as a gray cub, and the gray world would be like a long night."

"I am Big Mek of Blackwatch, Malphite you are a bastard!"

The noisy sound confused Rogal Dorn's mind. Just now Emperor and Hogg told him the importance of Webway Project. Without much thought, he accepted the position of Webway's contractor.

But seeing his future employees like this, the ever-lasting Rogal Dorn also felt irritated. He suddenly missed the days when he was on the front line of Great Crusade and used Chainsword to kill Xenos.

But he is Rogal Dorn! This problem can be solved completely. Recalling the skills taught by Orks named Malphite, he started his own coordination.

Knocking down a Evil Orcs who shouted for dust with one punch, the huge Rogal Dorn was the real giant in front of these dwarfs, and his violent nature inspired the other Orks Waaagh! Field.

A scarlet energy wave wrapped around Dorn's armor. All Orks stared at Dorn who looked like a peerless strong man. Then, a sound like a particularly cold wind shook the group of Orks.

"Waaaagh, I am the biggest boss, you all have to obey my orders."

At the same time, Hogg also hinted at these Orks in Psychic Network, making them think that Dorn is a Orks, and instilling in them the ideological stamp of loyalty to Imperium.

The shocked Evil Orcss realized after trembling for a while that the big yellow guy just now seemed to look the same as themselves, and was the biggest and most powerful one here.

This group of Orks surrounded Rogal Dorn, and the emotion of admiration gradually appeared in their eyes. Finally, under the leadership of a Orks, they shouted:

"Ork Brother Dorn! Ork Brother Dorn!"

The reluctant Imperial Fists Primarch has since gained a group of strange younger brothers, and at the same time created the legend of Ork Brother Dorn in the future.

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