Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 112

The Boomerang's Underhanded Strike

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As the capital of mankind, Holy Terra may not be sacred at all.

In this 30K era when Ecclesiarchy has not yet flourished, the still-living Emperor's attitude towards religion is one word: "Kill".

So even if someone does see <Blacklight Scripture>, they will regard him as a joke. There are actually three main reasons for this.

First, the guidelines of the Blacklight Sect are completely a reskinned version of Imperial Truth, except that it has an additional clause that foreigners can believe in, and it also introduces many policy templates that are friendly to the people.

This will not harm Imperium's books. The gentlemen of Administratum are too busy to ban them. Many more anthropomorphic Planetary Governor will collect a book as an emergency solution. After all, this is a good way to alleviate riots.

If Hogg saw the books they wrote being used for such a thing, it is estimated that these Planetary Governor would go to the slave labor workshop to check in, and then work to death.

Second, followers of the Blacklight Sect have re-created this book Lectitio Divinitatus. A large number of jokes and jokes have been sewn into it. So far, 14 editions have been published, which is comparable to the encyclopedia of jokes and memes in the interstellar era.

Moreover, these people in black robes are not so much believers as they are admirers of the world envisioned by Hogg. They believe that as long as they follow Hogg, they can create such a heaven on earth.

The word "create" shows that Blacklight Believers is a group of pragmatists, rather than the supplicants at Colchis who only kowtow. They are very popular with the local government, after all, they are really honest.

The most important thing is that Hogg is not lying. The people of Alicia Sector have got rid of the problem of hunger and have given civilians a way to rise. As long as you contribute to the legion, the legion will support you for a lifetime.

You know, no boss in Warhammer World can make such a promise and fulfill it to a large extent.

So this makes Blacklight Believers believe more and more that the dream weaved by Hogg can be realized.

The last and most important point is the acquiescence of Emperor.

This is actually easy to understand. When Hogg founded Blacklight Sect, he reported it to Old Man Yellow. Hogg, who was a soldier in his previous life, the first thing he learned when he entered the military camp was to report before doing anything.

At that time, Hogg's rhetoric was used to control Eldar, and the reason was impeccable. Moreover, Hogg kept talking about doing the church's work.

Rangdan Campaign Blackwatch participated and became the main force; Primarch found four of them and taught them to be more humane; the unpopular Tech-priest also found a home, completing the fact of weakening Adeptus Mechanicus.

As long as Old Man Yellow is not a fool, it is impossible for him to ban the development of the Blacklight Sect. What is the difference between banning it and using his left hand to slap his right hand.

But now only Hogg can play with this thing, because he is the only one who can ignore the pollution of faith, and anyone else who plays will die.

But there are some people who are unclear about their abilities and think they can do it after seeing the huge sales of <Blacklight Scripture>. This person's name is Lorgar·Aurelian.

On Word Bearers's flagship 'Fidelitas Lex', Lorgar is doing his daily prayer and dance. Opposite him is a complete set of Blacklight Scripture. Judging from the marks on it, it has obviously been turned over many times.

Along with the dynamic music, I silently chanted Emperor in my heart, and Lorgar danced with ghostly dance steps, as if he were like a chicken. This inevitably reminded Lorgar of his own experience of being beaten.

Lorgar, who was praying, suddenly felt nauseous, but he did not give up and prayed to Emperor more devoutly. However, he still felt nauseous every time he thought of Hogg.

Lorgar believed that such a strange phenomenon was caused by the impurity of his faith, but according to the rituals he learned from the Blacklight Sect, there was nothing wrong with it, so he worked even harder.

In the end, Lorgar, who danced for nearly half an hour, couldn't bear it anymore and started spraying the trash can in the corner, spitting out a full bucket.

The sound of vomiting attracted the attention of Word Bearers's Space Marine. They opened the door and looked at their Gene-Father with concern, wondering what happened to him.

"I'm fine, you go out!"

"Yes, the great Gene-Father."

Seeing the heirs leaving, Lorgar collapsed on the ground. He didn't understand where the mistake in his prayer was. Just as he was brainstorming, he saw the pile of <Blacklight Scripture> on the opposite side.

"Does it mean that I need new teachings when I pray to my father? Yes, that must be the reason."

Lorgar wanted to understand and stood up. He decided to write a real <Imperial Scripture>. Emperor's beliefs should not use the teachings of other sects.

After finding the idea, Lorgar felt no longer uncomfortable. He took out a blank parchment and started compiling.

As a top student who studied abroad at Blacklight, Lorgar is familiar with Blacklight Doctrine and Colchis local religions. Creating a new doctrine is as easy as eating.

For this, he was still grateful to Hogg in his heart. Lorgar suddenly understood the deep meaning of Hogg's training, which must have allowed him to strengthen his belief in Emperor~God-Emperor through severe pain.

"Hogg, I wrongly blamed you. I actually thought you just wanted to beat me for fun. I didn't expect you to see so far. You are indeed the intelligent Primarch with 'amazing wisdom'"

"Hey! Hogg, I love you so much!"

Thinking of this, Lorgar was moved by his own thoughts. He was thinking of praying to his good brother, but a familiar feeling of nausea struck him, interrupting his prayer.

"Ugh! (~~) Forget it, Hogg you are definitely my best big brother, I won't pray for you anymore."

If Hogg saw what Lorgar was like now, he would probably beat him up hard even if Old Man Yellow stopped him, and beat his shit out, but damn Hogg didn't know.

Stimulated by the nausea, Lorgar began to write like a fountain. Ideas popped out of his mind one by one, and soon a piece of parchment was filled with words. This gave Lorgar a sense of accomplishment in making history.

But what he didn't notice was that a blue shadow flashed around the Law of Truth sailing Warp, and Chaos's evil smile lingered on the Crystal Palace.

As the writing of Lorgar progressed, the tide of fate once again moved in the destined direction, and the Reef, which should have been standing in front, was bypassed by the tide.

Three days later, a book wrapped with Adamantium was brought to the auditorium of the Law of Truth by Lorgar. Word Bearers who were also on the ship were also gathered here.

As Lorgar explained, the seeds of faith were planted in the hearts of every Word Bearers. Space Marine who could have felt Gene-Father felt the excitement in Lorgar's heart.

Thousands of printed copies of the teachings were distributed to everyone. Even Imperial Guard had one. Even some veterans with great military exploits would receive <Imperial Scripture> written by Lorgar.

The magnificent auditorium was filled with warriors discussing doctrine, but could they really get God's satisfaction?

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