Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 113

Question: Who Ruined Fulgrim's Reputation?

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Seeing that the dust removal team was on the right track, Hogg left Webway under construction with satisfaction.

After all, Old Man Yellow contracted this project to the two brothers, and Hogg certainly had to contribute, so the job of transporting building materials was accepted by Blackwatch.

As the saying goes, love what you do. I can't do it, but I have Rogal Dorn; I can't transport him, but I have Hogg. Having these two Wolong Phoenix Fledgling is Emperor's blessing.

As a good brother who doesn't take things too seriously when watching the excitement, Hogg left a container of fresh lemons for the boys at Imperial Fists before leaving, and gave Rogal Dorn an optimized sapling.

If nothing else, it is important to respect a brother, relative, and friend. Let alone Primarch and Space Marine, no one in Terra has ever received a small gift from Hogg.

To be very meticulous, Emilia would prepare a warehouse of supplies for Hogg before each departure, and instruct Hogg to distribute them as soon as he sees them, so that Hogg can go out and attract foreign investment to Alicia.

In fact, Emilia's original intention was to be afraid that Hogg would be beaten up. After all, her family, Primarch, was not very smart. If she went out and was cheated, she might count money with others.

Although Hogg, who didn't know much about these twists and turns, was a fool, he listened enough and was already ahead of most Primarch at this point.

"He is indeed the smartest soldier under my command. He is almost as smart as me! Unlike Ross, that reckless man who only knows how to fight and kill, which is a disgrace to our Four Heavenly Kings reputation."

The proud Hogg was walking on the street of Terra Hive City, and then he saw a young nun sitting in front of the shop. When he got closer, he saw that it was a model shop opened by Blackwatch.

Tanya Tigurev, who was still heartbroken because her defense had just been broken by a Servitor, drooled greedily as she looked at the Emperor chess pieces with a high price on the counter, but her small wallet was not enough to show her loyalty.

When the store clerk saw that the customer had insufficient financial resources, he enthusiastically recommended other products.

"Hello Miss Sister, our store also has the new Blackwatch Primarch model. Today's promotion has a huge price reduction of only 300 yuan. You can take home the powerful Hogg adult."

"No, let's forget it! It seems that I still need to save some more salary. Can you keep that golden Emperor figure for me? I'll buy it next week."

What she didn't know was that a middle-aged man with cool white hair was standing behind her, and he happened to hear her rejecting the clerk's sales.

Looking at the nun who turned back three times, Hogg felt a sense of powerlessness and sat on the curb like a sluggish corgi.

"Old Man Yellow It's okay if you beat me up. After all, I can understand that you are old and ignorant, but selling better chess pieces than me is too much. Obviously my chess pieces are the most handsome."

Hogg, who had been EMO for a while, quickly adjusted his mentality. After all, Emperor's chess pieces were selling like hotcakes and he still made money for himself. Hogg, who had figured it out, also forgave Old Man Yellow for his disrespect.

Just when Hogg was about to have some fun, Emperor sent him another message, asking him to come to the Imperial Palace quickly, and also to come alone.

Helpless, Hogg could only take out a small electric donkey from the pocket dimension, and rode towards the Imperial Palace hummingly. Along the way, it attracted many spectators, who all sighed that the vehicle was really strong.

Hogg, who had reached Imperial Palace, was taken into a secret room by Malcador. Emperor was playing chess inside. When he saw Hogg coming, he gave him a meaningful look, which made Hogg feel that something was fishy.

"Hogg Come and play chess with me."

Thinking back to the fact that he had not done anything rebellious recently, Hogg became hardened and said loudly:

"What are you doing Old Man Yellow? I still want to build Webway! If you destroy the future of mankind, you will become a sinner for the ages.

When the time comes, our brothers will not care about you when you are paralyzed, so don't kneel down and beg us! And your cultivators..."

"Shut up, you bitch! If I were paralyzed, you would be angry with me. Don't let me whip you when I'm in a happy mood. Shut that bitch of yours."

Emperor, who was holding back his anger, clenched his fists, hoping that he would not get angry and develop high blood pressure. He could only calm down by silently thinking about the Grand Plan for the sake of mankind.

"Hogg, why do you think you have an open mouth? It would be great if you were like Fulgrim."

Emperor is not satisfied with what Hogg said. Why compare him with Fulgrim? Although they both have white hair, they are much better.

"Old Man Yellow Just look at you and you don't care about Third Sister. I know what he did. Do you want to listen to it?"

Looking at Hogg with a wretched look on his face, Emperor was sure that he had nothing good to say, but even Emperor was not immune to eating melons, so he quickly gave Hogg a look to tell him to speak quickly.

When Malcador saw a melon to eat and a vase next to it, he also came over to try it. After all, as Imperium Sigillite, it is official duty to understand the life of every Primarch.

He took out a few packs of snacks from the pocket dimension and distributed them to the two old guys. Hogg recounted the gossip he spread:

"Old Man Yellow and you Malcador, you two may not know, but I, Third Sister Fulgrim..."

"Wait! Third Sister, Ful are men, don't spread rumors with me!"

Malcador heard something was wrong. The Primarch who have returned now are all males. Besides, he has also seen Fulgrim. When did he become Third Sister.

"What do you know, your purity is too low at first glance. Just look like Fulgrim, let alone Third Sister. If you let him do a striptease to the unrecovered human colonies, believe it or not, we won't have to fight!"

"(°ー°)That makes sense!"

Seeing that the two old guys were saved by the scene he described, Hogg continued to work hard and started to violently.

"And don't you find it strange? Why are Fulgrim and Ferrus so close? Don't talk to me about brotherhood. Who are these good brothers who would go shirtless and passionately forge in the foundry?"

"Malcador, do you think that's a serious person?"

Malcador, who was being stared at by Emperor and Hogg, hesitated and didn't want to speak, but it was terrifying to think that if it were him, he would never have a passionate relationship with others.

"Maybe he's not a serious person! But that doesn't mean anything." The traditional Malcador still didn't want to believe Hogg's rumors.

Stretching out his hands to hold the heads of one big and one small over, Hogg stared at the two leaders of Imperium and continued his nonsense:

"Okay, if this is normal, what if they are still having a candlelight dinner together?

Don't forget that our Blackwatch specializes in transportation. According to my First Company manager, Fulgrim specially ordered our VIP members just to let them have a better enjoyment when eating."

When talking about this, Hogg didn't give the two of them a chance to think, and shouted loudly:

"Old Man Yellow, please wake up! This special code is basically adultery, and you are their father! Are you just going to ignore it? Don't let any scandal happen and make you regret it."

Emperor, whose words were brought into his mind by Hogg, shuddered when he thought about the weird scandal that would break out between the two Primarch in the future.

Emperor seemed to see a pink figure smiling at him in Warp. The three trashes around him were squatting next to them, staring at him like they were trash.

"Ah! No, I will never let that happen. This is too blasphemous."

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