Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 119

Quick, I Want to See You Two Get Married!

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The two people who were shocked by Hogg's remarks still didn't believe that Emperor could do such an improper behavior, but they couldn't stand Hogg's continued deception!

"That's right, that's what my father meant. Terra doesn't know that you two are not here. Now the whole Terra is spreading scandals about you two. Especially that Malcador, who even said to Emperor that you two are gay."

"When he farted, I knew Malcador was not a good person. I didn't expect that he would dare to slander me like this. I will have to tear him up when the time comes."

Seeing that Ferrus was really angry, Hogg quickly comforted him and then continued his story.

"Yeah! Brother, I said that Malcador is not a good thing, but I couldn't help my father to believe it! My father said that we have lost the reputation of Primarch, and asked me to organize a beautiful wedding for you as punishment."

"Actually, brother, I am also in a dilemma, but the one who ordered me is Emperor. I dare not disobey my father's orders. Besides, there is Malcador who is fanning the flames. I can't stop him!"

Speaking of this, Hogg looked aggrieved as if he had been persecuted by others. Coupled with his outstanding appearance and short stature, Fulgrim, who is a handsome dog, half believed him.

Even Ferrus thought that what Hogg said might be true. He looked for a chair and sat down in a daze, recalling every detail between himself and Fulgrim in his mind.

At this time, a melodious song was played by Hogg. Combined with the atmosphere of the scene and the pheromones released in advance in the air, the two Primarch glanced at each other with their hearts moving.

"It's not impossible."

Little did he know that Hogg had already installed dense cameras around the auditorium. Resisting his desire to commit suicide, Hogg decided to try harder.

He took out a copy of his forged blessing and handed it to the two of them. The words above were ordinary wedding blessings, but the last signature contained a drop of blood, and this blood stain contained the power of Emperor.

The last trace of doubt between the two Primarch, who saw blood as if they were seeing people, disappeared. The drop of blood was clearly Emperor's, and Primarch's bloodline sensor could completely tell the difference between real and fake.

Although the smell on it is relatively messy, it can be seen from the wrinkled appearance of Hogg after taking it out that Hogg probably wanted to destroy it.

When I thought that I had wrongly blamed Hogg just now, Ferrus, who has the highest morality among the three, sincerely apologized to Hogg:

"I wrongly blamed you, brother. I'm sorry for having that attitude just now, but the news is too sudden. Can you let me see this letter?"

"It's okay, brother, who among us is following who! If you want to see it, take it away. After all, I was unable to prevent it from happening. I'm sorry for you!"

Ferrus, who got the letter, took out a tiny instrument and scanned the blood on the letter. Sadly, the detection device turned on the green light for confirmation, which eliminated Senior Sister's last suspicion.

What Ferrus didn't know was that the drop of blood belonged to Emperor himself. It was just a little blood rubbed off by the chitin armor under Hogg's skin when Emperor beat Hogg on Terra without using psychic protection.

Moreover, Hogg recently got an appointment letter signed by Emperor himself. With a little bit of piecing together, he could make a forged letter. However, for the sake of authenticity, Hogg still rubbed the letter.

On the other hand, Fulgrim's expression on the opposite side looked much weirder. He was actually silent the whole time, which made Hogg feel a tightness in his anus. Although the Phoenician did have an indistinguishable beauty between male and female, Hogg couldn't stand it.

One was happy and the other was sad. The two of them put on their clothes as if they were resigned to their fate. A group of Blackwatchs who were not afraid of death sat on the small chairs under the stage, acting as the audience with trembling hearts.

And Hogg also repeatedly assured that this was just Emperor's punishment. He only needed to take a few photos and he would be able to hand in the work. When the time came, he would escort him and nothing would be leaked.

Looking at the two people who had changed their clothes, Hogg, as the third Primarch here, was called by Fulgrim to be the witness, which made Hogg suspect that the third child might have premeditated it.

But in order to see that scene, Hogg, who was planning to escape now, stayed. After all, the whole life was not done for others, and his own happiness came first.

The voice of the master of ceremonies sounded, "Okay, we will start the wedding now. We invite the two newlyweds to arrive. Everyone applauds!"

The applause of "Crack, crackle" was captured by Blackwatch.

I saw the dressed-up Fulgrim leading the numb Ferrus to the stage like a noble lady. She had no choice but to look a bit shy and stood out as if she was willing to fight or suffer.

But when he saw the numb look of Ferrus next to him, Hogg almost laughed out loud, but finally held it back with his powerful physical control ability.

After giving a look to Ross who rushed back to serve as the emcee, the wedding process officially began. Every step of the wedding was recorded by Hogg with a camera, and even close-ups were taken.

Until the final exchange of tokens, Hogg, who served as the witness, walked up to the stage with a pair of rings and handed them to the two of them respectively.

Stroking the Auramite ring in his hand, Fulgrim gave Hogg a grateful look, then put it on Ferrus who was squirming across from him, and stretched out his fingers to wait for Ferrus.

Of course, such a shocking scene must be recorded properly. Hogg, who was only photographed close to his face, pointed the camera at the ring in Ferrus Manus's hand and said cheeringly:

"What are you hesitating about? I told you it's just a punishment. I'll take a few photos and you'll be done. You're such a coward!"

"I, it's just my first time to participate in such a ceremony, I'm a little nervous."

Little did he know that Ferrus's stupidity now made Fulgrim laugh, and he comforted him with a nice voice:

"It's okay Ferrus, didn't you hear Hogg say this is just a punishment? Don't be so nervous."

"Yes! Yes! As a bride, Third Sister is not afraid of your nervousness. Why don't I give you two a dance to relieve your tension?"

In order to cause trouble, Hogg also went all out and pulled Ross next to him to dance dynamically. As expected, seeing the embarrassed Hogg beside him, Ferrus made up his mind.

As the ring got closer and closer to his finger, Hogg's smile became more and more crazier. The moment he was about to put it on, the door of the auditorium was kicked open from the outside.

The dazzling golden light illuminated every corner here, and the Blackwatchs, seeing that the situation was not good, fled like a group of cockroaches without shelter.

The visitor is Emperor who should be in Terra, and the three people on the stage have different expressions, fully demonstrating the diversity of Primarch.

First, Fulgrim looked frustrated, next to him Ferrus looked relieved, and finally, Hogg had a distorted face but was scared to death.

"Bitch, I knew it was you who started the rumor and you dared to falsely pass on my orders. You'd better pray that I'm in a good mood today and don't want to beat you up."

Feeling that today I might have to explain to Hogg, I immediately put the camera back in the pocket dimension, and then said with a cute face, "Father, are you in a good mood?"

"What do you think?"

"I said~~I said, please see if you can avoid being slapped in the face on today's big day!"

"Okay!"

In an instant, a violent explosion destroyed the entire structure of the auditorium. The golden psychic explosion concentrated the energy to one point, attached to Emperor's whip leg, and kicked Hogg heavily in the crotch.

Only one thousandth of a millisecond later, Hogg's face turned from red to white and then to black, and the Blackwatchs who had already escaped saw their own Primarch turn into a meteor and fly into space.

"┗|`O′|┛Ouch~~, my eggs!"

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