Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 120

Hogg Was Tough as Nails

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Human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same, but happiness can be passed on to each other.

In the depths of Warp, Slaanesh, who was enjoying a good show, was twisting on the big bed in her palace. Her two long legs were riding on the pillow under her body, swinging from side to side, and soon the pillow was wet.

Looking at the Hogg pillow under her, Slaanesh let out a maniacal laugh, and kissed Hogg's profile picture, with a hint of happiness on her lustful face.

"Ah! My little master, tell me who is your best%¥#! Hehehehe"

If you zoom in, you can see that the entire palace is filled with Hogg heads and dolls, which highlights the fanaticism. The most ridiculous thing is that there is a complete set of Blacklight Scripture under the gauze tent.

Looking at the signs of wear and tear, it was obvious that it had been turned over frequently, and Slaanesh, who still felt that it was not enough, silently recited the prayer of Hogg, and took out a strange object stained with Psionic Energy from behind.

Feeling the erosion caused by Psionic Energy, after licking the corners of her mouth, Slaanesh, one of Warp Chaos Gods, began her craft work.

The entire process was overflowing with juice, and the aura of decadence filled the entire palace, until this moment six days later, the twisted and excited screams tore apart the surrounding sky, triggering a huge Warp Storm.

The demons outside cannot see what is happening in Six Circles of Slaanesh, but the joy coming from the depths of the soul shows that their own gods should be very happy now.

The soul pollution brought by the gods was too strong. Some Slaaneshi Daemon couldn't bear the pollution and died suddenly, turning into twisted Chaos eggs. The surviving demons also became more crazy, fanatically pursuing that excitement.

Hogg, who didn't know that he had been used as a magic material, looked helpless. Emperor's whip kick successfully made him experience the pleasure of pulling onions on dry land, and he was whipped into outer space.

Hogg is not as weak as other Primarch and can survive in the outer space environment. However, half an hour has passed and he still dare not return to Alicia, so he can only cosplay Kaz.

This made Emperor, who was standing in the ruins looking at the sky, darken his face. He was afraid that he might accidentally let this bitch slip away, so he directly used his spiritual power to capture Hogg from outer space and dragged him down.

Hogg, who was using Psychic Network to observe the wind direction, frowned and felt that he was about to suffer. Then, golden light erupted from his body and turned into a meteor, falling down.

Fulgrim, who was wearing a dress, looked depressed, but looking at Ferrus next to him, he still felt a little secretly happy. He silently wished Hogg in his heart that he would not be beaten to death, and would ask him for a photo when the time came.

"Children, I'm back! Ah~ah~ah, I didn't brake, Old Man Yellow, please save me!"

Such a loud voice made Emperor marvel at the tenacity of Hogg's vitality. Thinking that he was out of breath, he used psychic energy to drag his torso directly below, but he forgot that Hogg's speed at this time was comparable to a cruise missile.

"Bang!"

The neck of Hogg, who was stopped at a rapid speed, was directly broken and turned into five equal parts of meatballs. He completed the super evolution from Kaz to Shang Yang, and even his head was thrown into the arms of Fulgrim by the impact.

Staring at the Phoenician, who had an exploding face, Hogg, who couldn't feel his own body, didn't panic. Instead, he wanted to say hello to him, but he never thought that a piece of brain would spray out of Ful's face from his mouth.

"Hogg, are you okay?"

At this time, Ferrus didn't care whether he was tricked by Hogg or not. He was thinking that maybe this happy event would be in vain. If the color of the auditorium changed, he would be able to eat seats. Maybe he could catch up with this guy's funeral.

For some reason, Fulgrim, who was holding Hogg's head, felt a sense of déjà vu, as if he would be like this in the future, and he fell into a deep illusion and couldn't move.

Emperor, who sees through but doesn't tell, didn't explain anything. He directly saw that Hogg was faking it. Don't you think that Hogg is just like Wangwang Shabingbing now, but he keeps beating him and still doesn't know his virtue.

"Brother, I'm sorry for making this joke with you guys, but I just wanted to see your smiling faces. My eyes went dark and I couldn't feel my butt."

"Stop talking, stop talking! I don't blame your brother."

Ferrus shed tears and was unwilling to let Hogg leave. He pointed at his butt hanging on the tree and told Hogg to look at it.

After seeing her butt, Hogg sighed in retrospect, "Please be kind to my butt, you must be happy!" After saying that, he closed his eyes and turned into a handful of dust and blew away in the wind.

Ferrus raised his head and looked at Emperor. For the first time, he felt that his belief collapsed. Anger and fear filled his heart. He questioned Emperor who looked indifferent.

"Father, Hogg he is not worthy of death! Do you want me to lose another brother? Are you lying to me about the future you told me?"

Emperor didn't say anything to the son's question, but kicked Hogg, who was pretending to be dead, and the surging golden spiritual energy burned the corpse at his feet.

"Fuck, Old Man Yellow, you deserve to be sitting on the toilet because you're not a human being. I'm in such a miserable state and you still burn me with fire. You have no heart!"

The familiar sand sculpture voice sounded, and Hogg, who was supposed to be dead, emerged from the chest of the corpse like Xenos, and due to his lack of flesh, he turned into a half-meter-long true dwarf.

Shaking off the scraps of flesh on his body, the torn limbs turned into tentacles and returned to Hogg's body. He quickly changed back to his original appearance, and even changed his clothes.

"Hey, aren't you happy today! I'm going to give you a big transformation into a living person to cheer up the fun. Don't tell me that the scenery in space is really nice. I have to leave beforehand so you can chat."

Hogg wanted to run away, but he didn't do so. The big golden hands grabbed his neck and lifted him up. It was Old Man Yellow who was smiling but not smiling.

"Fulgrim and Ferrus, this guy will be left to you two. I have blocked his power with psychic energy. Now he can't beat you two."

Ferrus, who was sitting on his knees on the ground, felt that he was now Joker, and the way he and Fulgrim were standing in the auditorium just now, they were being treated like dogs.

Fulgrim next to him also reacted. He didn't think anything was wrong. He simply thought that Hogg's work was not perfect, and even the prank was not completed. This was what made him angry.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Hogg wanted to escape, but the psychic energy of Emperor next to him bound him completely, unable to move. Hogg had no choice but to put on a flattering expression.

"Brothers, can we reconcile?"

"You fart!"

After fully experiencing the enjoyment of Emperor, the two Primarchs felt better. At the same time, they beat Hogg harder. Even Ferrus's pair of Iron Hands turned red due to overheating.

One day later, as the fleet arrived at Alicia to load supplies, Emperor led the soldiers to mobilize in the square. The charming aura comparable to an aphrodisiac made these soldiers feel as if they were drunk.

And with this, Coalition started a new wave of Great Crusade.

But in the darkness, a figure who was eating a rat alive in the sewer felt a sense of fear and stared blankly into the distance.

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