Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 126

Giving Curze the Big Sword

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In the end, Hogg still didn't make the crazy move of blowing up the planet.

This is not due to Hogg's conscience, but because there are so many Adamantiums on Noztramo, it's a pity to play Planet Explosion.

Since Emperor left, Ferrus and Mortarion have also left. They are not like Hogg who can scold Emperor. The mission of Great Crusade is their true job.

But before they parted, Hogg gave each of them a gift.

Over at Mortarion, Hogg sent a cart of soap that he made himself and came with the formula. This thing can ensure that Mortarion will continue to emit fragrance and save him from having a bad smell.

Moreover, some Pariah's ashes were added into it. Hogg suspected that Nurgle was still evil and was also plotting against Stinky Lad.

Ferrus's side was much simpler. Hogg gave him a neck protector made by Auramite, and claimed that it was one that Emperor had blessed and could protect him from being beheaded by others.

Hearing such a malicious effect, if it weren't for the rare material Auramite, Ferrus would have smashed Hogg's head with a hammer.

But in the end, Ferrus wore it in front of Hogg, and said that she liked it very much and would not give it as a gift next time.

This gift Hogg also has added materials. There is a set of tiny life-support devices hidden inside the neck guard. When encountering fatal danger, you can activate teleportation and escape from the scene.

Hogg I hope this boring brother will never use it. After all, using it will prove that he and his wife are going to have family conflicts.

Looking at the two fleets leaving in the distance and sailing into Warp, and seeing that he and the little kid Curze were the only ones left, Hogg decided not to pretend, but he remembered Curze's sneak attack on him just now.

Hogg, with a wicked smile on his face, turned his head 180°, which caused the ghost of Curze who was hiding in the shadow of Hogg to escape. He was afraid that this monster was going to do something bad to him, so he quickly turned around and ran away.

But after entering Blacklight, he could only say that it was a dream to escape from the palm of Hogg the Immortal. This was even more difficult to imagine than the cannon fodder who joined the Qing army in 1949, and the door of Blacklight also fell at this time.

With no way forward, Curze wanted to turn back, but a dark tentacle rested on his shoulder, making him afraid to move.

"Hehehehe, little Curze, where are you going? I will eat you any disobedient child! Your bones must be very brittle, right?"

"I knew you were a monster, you're finally going to show your true colors!"

After tearing off the tentacles on his shoulders, Curze decided to have a fight with Hogg. He was not a piece of meat left to be slaughtered.

But Curze turned his head and saw a nightmare-like scene. The whole room had become a hotbed of flesh and blood, with incomprehensible twisted tentacles wandering around, each one covered with ferocious Great Maw who were chanting his name together.

The figure of Hogg is surrounded by tentacles in the center. His lower body is completely integrated into the ground. The weird Psionic Energy fills every inch of space and dyes the place scarlet red. Any creature will be destroyed by chaotic thoughts.

Hogg, who showed his true colors for the first time, felt free. After all, Primarch's appearance was just a body. For Hogg, whose essence was amorphous flesh and blood, it was as comfortable as running naked.

Not to mention the underage Curze, even the adult Primarch would feel numb when seeing such a scene of losing his Sanity, so Curze, who was already mentally ill, was really frightened.

"Ah~~~~Don't come over here! Ugh~"

Curze, who was huddled in the corner, was so frightened that he couldn't stop vomiting, with snot and tears streaming down his face. He was as pitiful as a Gretchin who had his toes stepped on. The slices of meat he had just eaten were sprayed all over the floor along with his gastric juices.

This made Hogg, who originally just wanted to scare Curze, panicked. He didn't expect Curze to have such a big reaction. You know, the cans of Blackwatch praised him for his majesty.

Feeling bad, Hogg planned to come closer to comfort the frightened Curze, but he forgot that he still had the appearance of Old God, and his move made Curze even more panicked.

"Don't come here! I don't taste good. I have no meat and only bones, wu~wu~wu┭┮┭┮."

At this moment, Curze must be a lifelong shadow, but he still underestimates Hogg. In the future, he will definitely miss Hogg, who is still anthropomorphic at this time.

Hogg, who returned to his human form, curled his lips, feeling that he was a little kid who didn't know what he was doing, but who said he was a good big brother!

Grabbing the trembling Curze from the filth, Hogg called his loyal First Company chief Ross and asked him to find a few people to come to the bathroom so that he could give Curze a good clean.

Ross, who heard the call, was taking a bath with several Space Marine, and was still in the Eldar massage parlor on the lower floor of Blacklight.

As soon as he heard his father's call, Ross thought that his chance had come. In order to restore his image, he directly spent a lot of money to hire several fair-skinned and beautiful Eldar technicians, and took them to Hogg's bathroom.

A few minutes later, Hogg brought the recovered Curze to his bathroom. When he opened the door, he saw Ross smiling proudly at him, and there were several women Eldar standing next to him who were wearing very little.

"???"

"(‵▽′)ψ"

"I'm riding a horse, you bitch, do you want to die?" After reacting, Hogg hit him with a big blow, causing Ross to spin in a circle.

But Ross still asked Hogg with a confused look why he hit him, saying that this was the most beautiful technician, and he guaranteed that Hogg could not find anyone with better skills, and he also paid for it.

"Curze is still a child! And why are you looking for a few Eldar female technicians? I am not the pervert Guilliman. If you ask Eldar to bathe Imperium's Primarch, you are really alive!"

After training Ross, Hogg found a few bathrobes and threw them to the girl Eldar next to him. Since Ross had paid the money, he couldn't waste it, so he could only suffer Curze.

He threw the little guy in his hand into the bathtub. Looking at the liquid Hogg that turned black instantly, he was amazed that there was an expert. He was not so dirty when he washed Mortarion.

The technicians who put on clothes were also confused. Since coming to Blackwatch, they have started a service industry, and with their superb skills and excellent service attitude, they have been Blackwatch's royal bath masters.

But this was the first time they saw such a dirty guest, but they became excited when they thought that this was the noble Primarch. The three of them looked at each other and saw their own bright future.

After hearing three sounds of "bang, bang, bang.", several technicians jumped into the bathtub, which was comparable to a swimming pool. Their white robes were soaked with water, revealing their toned bodies.

Curze, who was tortured one after another, was already unable to resist. He was squeezed into a corner by three female elves and was kneaded repeatedly. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while, which made the young child feel huge pressure.

Curze's mentality changed slightly with the movement of several pairs of hands on his body.

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