Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 156

Tactical Home Swap, the Great Wisdom of the Sword-Wielding Ogryn

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On Bucephalus, the expressionless Emperor looked at the Orks flooding the territory of Imperium in the holographic image, and clenched his fists.

The leader of Adeptus Custodes, Vaul, was squinting and acted obediently as a golden ornament.

Just now he saw his master explode into a pufferfish, and his soul left his body, triggering a Warp Storm.

"Damn it Xenos, the lost territory I just regained was destroyed by you bastards.

Waldo, go and call all my heirs over here and ask them to bring their legions over to me. I'm going to beat up the greenskins hard!"

Emperor, whose mouth is covered with honey, shows the power of Master of Mankind. If you ignore his sacred swear words, he may be more decent.

But on Bucephalus, no one will interfere with Emperor's right to speak his sacred curse words, no one.

"As you command, my lord."

Vaul believed that under the leadership of Emperor, they would definitely win this time, but a trace of worry emerged in his mind.

"My lord, are we going to mobilize the entire army this time? What about Terra?"

"Terra?"

Hearing his commander's doubts, Emperor laughed:

"It doesn't matter! Solar Segmentum has my most stable heir Rogal Dorn stationed there, not to mention there are thousands of Adeptus Custodes guarding Terra. Even if we encounter a strong enemy, it won't be a problem."

Patting his proud commander, Emperor was very happy that he could express his doubts, instead of just flattering his own words and becoming a puppet like others.

"Go and assemble the troops. Hogg and the others are already heading towards Ullanor. I don't want to hear that traitor mocking me for being late."

When I think of His Highness Hogg's character, Vaul is convinced that he can do such a thing. For the sake of his lord's reputation, he must assemble the fleet immediately.

"Damn, Old Man Yellow, this loser, it's been so long and he still can't come here? Does his Bucephalus burn diesel?"

"Stop talking, brother, your voice is too loud. Don't you know how big you are now?"

Wiping away the saliva that splashed on his face, Horus, who was sitting in the Blacklight storage bin, felt sick, but when he thought that he was already dead, he couldn't get angry.

After learning that his image was broadcast live by the entire military, Horus cried and laughed, opening and closing his mouth to shout that this was not true.

However, reality slapped him hard, and Hogg directly made him appreciate his VCR again.

Since then, Horus feels that he has been sublimated, and no troubles in the world can make his heart waver again.

But whenever I see the weird look of Hogg at this moment, Horus, who has become a saint, still feels a twinge of pain.

"Hogg, are you sure you want to participate in the counterattack in this form? Now I really doubt whether we are the same species. Is your butt okay?"

"Butt?"

Hogg, who was stuck in the hatch, swung his tail and scratched his lower limbs that were congested due to high-speed sailing with the tip of his tail, successfully alleviating the discomfort.

"It's okay, it's just a little itchy. Don't worry about me, you bald Ogryn. You have to know that the difference between Primarch is bigger than a dog.

Merely crossing the void with a physical body is nothing to me!"

"If it weren't for my strength, I would still want to ride Blacklight and race in Webway.

You may not know that in the future we will have a brother who really likes racing in Webway. If you want to have a good relationship with him, you will definitely not go wrong by giving him a cool motorcycle."

Seeing Hogg talking nonsense again, Horus didn't take his words to heart. After all, who Primarch would have nothing to do and like racing.

If there really is such a brother, then he might as well believe that there is Primarch who will like Xenos.

"Hogg, you are so funny!"

"I also think that Hogg is very humorous."

"⊙⊙"

"(|||.)"

The two bosses were controlled by these exotic words. Their heads, one big and one small, turned to look at Vulkan, the cat next to them in the dark corner.

Perhaps because Lord of Drakes had a darker complexion, the two of them could only see a mouth of big white teeth, giggling at themselves in the dark.

"Alas! Horus, how long do you think Vulkan will continue in this state? He won't become a fool!"

When Hogg said that he was a fool, Vulkan immediately retorted, "I am not a fool, I am the smartest Primarch."

The Lord of Luna Wolves, who loves his brothers, walked into the shadows and pulled out his stupid brother.

But Vulkan was so big that Horus didn't even pull him out when he pulled him. Instead, he staggered.

Helpless Horus could only look at Hogg:

"Don't you have that, that magical energy of humor? Hurry up and think of a way to change our brother back! How can he fight if he stays like this for a while?"

Hearing Horus insulting himself and saying what kind of humorous energy Psionic Energy was so proud of, Hogg spat out his saliva and shouted:

"That's fucking Psionic Energy, and you think I don't want to? But as long as I infuse him with Psionic Energy, our good black brother will become as stupid as me.

And by that time, Vulkan will lose his most precious asset, and Old Man Yellow will kill me."

Horus, who was soaked all over, heard that Vulkan would turn into a sand sculpture like Hogg, and he quickly shook his head and shouted no.

As an older brother, he is already very tired. If there is another brother like Hogg who is so careless, he will probably be pissed to death sooner or later.

Needless to say, as the son who returned home for the first time, although Horus is a Greater Astartes Doctrine er and still has a small problem like vanity, he really has nothing to say to his brothers.

Even if Hogg keeps teasing him when he has nothing to do, he won't be angry. He will silently wipe his ass for the things Blackwatch does and care about Hogg's physical condition. He is a good big brother.

This is why later, after Horus was made into a puff by Chaos God, so many Space Marine followed him, and even some people in the loyal army defected to his command.

At this time, there were rumors in Imperium that Hogg was the competitor of Horus Warmaster for the title, but even Hogg himself knew that he was not the material.

If he has that spare time, he might as well be Chaos Warmaster and set off a burning expedition in Warp!

And just when the three Primarch were preparing to go to the Orks base camp for a vigorous counterattack.

Perturabo, who had just woken up from a coma, received a request for help from Terra Imperial Fists, and an image was sent to his Iron Blood.

Seeing another super planet jump into Solar Segmentum, Perturabo quickly connected to Dorn's communication. Fortunately, he was placed in Alicia by Hogg's group, otherwise the signal would not be reached at all.

And he only said one sentence, "Hold on Dorn, Guilliman will be here soon."

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