Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 194

Raven Lord: Big Brother Would Never Lie to Me

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Corvus Corax finally came to the surface and successfully joined forces with Hogg.

The first time they saw each other, the two of them were sure that this was definitely their brother.

Before, I suspected that the group of the Techno-Guild's tentacle monsters were sending the broadcast, but after seeing Hogg, Resistance Army instantly gave up his worries.

Just because Corvus Corax and Curze look very similar, and Curze and Hogg are exactly the same. The three of them are completely different.

If these three guys were mixed together, it would be impossible to tell who that person was without looking at their temperament.

The sad thing is that it has been some time since Curze returned to Imperium. Before, he was less than two meters tall, but due to sufficient nutrition, he grew explosively and is now two meters five.

As the big brother, Hogg, instead became that little lump, severely lowering the average height of the three brothers.

But after decades of life, Hogg has become accustomed to his height of less than two meters and two, and once insisted that he is the perfect standard among Primarch.

Sitting on Blacklight's sofa, Hogg looked at the little brother in front of him and took out a photo and compared it carefully:

"Is that you in this photo?"

Corvus Corax, who didn't want to die in society, still said stubbornly:

"No, I'm wearing clothes. The person up here is not me at all. Brother, how could you have such an idea?"

Hogg chuckled. He now understood that there was no local custom of not wearing clothes at all. It was entirely intentional by the Duck King himself.

"Oh? I saw that the person in this photo is you. I didn't expect you to be such a person. But since you have such a hobby, I won't say anything, brother. I respect your choice.

But please be careful. The past was before and the present is now. After returning to Imperium, you still have to be decent and put away your little quirks in public!"

Perhaps because he and Hogg look alike, Corvus Corax is very fond of his brother, whom he just met, but he still firmly denies that the person in this photo is not him.

If Old Man Yellow were present, he would definitely stick to his point of view, but Hogg is not this big golden guy with negative emotional intelligence.

"Since the person in the photo is not you, I have nothing to say. I will send it to Kara so that everyone in Imperium can see what this exhibitionist is."

When I thought that I might become famous in Imperium, when everyone saw me, they would say that this person is a pervert. Corvus Corax hugged Hogg's thigh and howled:

"Brother, please don't. I admit that the person in this photo is me. Please delete him immediately!"

Of course Hogg refused to delete such an interesting thing, but stuffed it into the pocket dimension. He was also planning to put this photo into his own Primarch file.

And since Corvus Corax has returned, Hogg must let him experience a complete return process. He picked up this dirty young man and dragged him to the laboratory.

Raven Lord, who did not see clearly the true nature of Hogg, thought it was because his brother was worried about him and wanted to give him a physical examination. He sincerely felt the warmth of home.

"Brother, you don't have to drag me, I will do it myself."

Seeing how cooperative Corvus Corax is, Hogg can't help but sigh, he is worthy of being a revolutionary among Warhammer World, his consciousness is so high! There is no comparison with the three losers before.

As the saying goes, love what you do, and Hogg, who has been looking for Primarch's job, of course did not forget his behavior of blackmailing Old Man Yellow, and said while walking:

"Corvus Corax, since you have returned to Imperium, I will tell you some little secrets. I hope you can keep them in mind."

Corvus Corax, who had just turned three years old, was still very innocent. When he heard that Hogg was about to tell a little secret, he quickly pricked up his ears and listened. He believed that his elder brother would not lie to him.

But this time Hogg learned to be smart. He always felt that he was being monitored by Emperor. Whenever he told a joke, Old Man Yellow would know about it.

But he discovered that Old Man Yellow is not omnipotent. As long as it does not trigger keywords such as ditch son, she-wolf, gay, little boy, etc., it will not be noticed by this peeping tom.

Therefore, this time Hogg directly printed out several booklets, which described in detail the history of Old Man Yellow Black Calendar he compiled, highlighting the three views of being unreasonable and destructive.

In order to ensure confusion, this book also quotes various allusions from ancient Terra and adapts them based on local culture.

And through the unremitting efforts of Hogg, this book has developed a series of different editions, and the revised edition alone has published nearly 30 volumes.

It can completely allow readers from every world to better understand the wonderful stories in the book and arouse the infinite reverie of book lovers.

And this book, which is a masterpiece of suicide attempts, was inspired by Lorgar's book <Imperial Hegemony Sutra>, and Hogg named it <Thirty Thousand Years of Passion on Terra>.

Sighing that he was still superior in skills, Hogg handed this supplementary book to the little brother next to him, and nodded to him with a mysterious expression:

"Everything you should know is in this book. Remember, don't let anyone know. If word spreads and causes any trouble, I won't be able to save you!"

Looking at the serious Hogg, Corvus Corax agreed:

"Brother, don't worry, I'm the best at keeping secrets. No one is better at keeping secrets than me."

Of course, cheating is cheating, and the work that needs to be done still needs to be done. As soon as Hogg entered the laboratory, he closed the heavy Adamantium door.

With the sound of the door closing, Corvus Corax, who was walking in front, felt his anus tighten. An inexplicable premonition gave him a chill, as if something bad was going to happen here.

[I must be overthinking, what danger could be in Big Brother's flagship?]

Raven Lord, who was comforting himself, didn't know that in this laboratory, five Primarch had already been brutally murdered, and it would be the sixth one.

Hogg, with a smile on his face, led him to the experimental table, pointed to the depression on it, and asked Raven Lord to lie down on it:

"Take off your clothes. I want to see if you are growing normally."

"?"

"Brother, do I still need to take off my clothes?"

Although he learned some basic scientific knowledge through Khala Network and Corvus Corax, and he also studied it seriously in the past three years, the resource package that Emperor stuffed into his mind was also successfully unlocked.

But when I think about my eldest brother not lying to me, and taking off his clothes to check his body, it sounds very reasonable.

The slightly shy Duck King slowly pulled off the pieces of rags on his body, revealing his white body and strong muscles.

Perhaps because he didn't want to see someone else's second brother facing him, Hogg was very kind and left a pair of underwear for Corvus Corax so that he wouldn't get sniped.

But as a few buckles closed, Raven Lord found that he was firmly fixed on the operating table, and he suddenly felt a little uneasy.

And when Hogg's cold fingers scratched his skin, this uneasiness broke out. He had never regretted it before, making him exclaim:

"Brother, brother, what are you going to do?"

Happy Dragon Boat Festival, by the way you eat salty and sweet rice dumplings.

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