Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 203

The Corgi Was Hogg's True Form

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On the green grassland, a red horse raised its hooves, and its shiny fur reflected bursts of light. Anyone who saw it would say "What a horse!"

But the strange thing is that there is a yellow and white corgi lying on the body of this horse, with its four short legs firmly stuck around its neck.

The breeze on the grassland made the dog extremely excited, and the dog's head swayed from time to time. They were the two offspring of Master of Mankind.

This made Hogg, who experienced galloping horses for the first time, bark happily:

"Wow! You did a great job Magnus. I didn't expect you to run so smoothly as a horse. How about you stop being a human and be my mount?"

When the time comes, you will be invincible on horseback and I will be invincible on foot, so together we will be invincible."

Hogg, who was screaming in excitement, let go of his front paws and stood up on Magnus's back relying on his waist and horse skills.

If Emperor saw this scene, I'm afraid he would have a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot, and Decimation would make these two things disappear quickly.

Listening to his brother's suggestion that he should not be a human being, Magnus dared not speak out. He could only secretly arrange in his heart that when his dream came true, he would send Hogg to the Imperium frontier and let him be a petty official raising horses.

But now, he can only continue to move his four horse legs backwards, carrying Hogg towards the distance.

I have to say that after turning into a horse, Magnus felt relaxed and at ease, as if all the troubles in the world were far away from him.

And after coming to this strange world, Magnus found that the psychic energy here was very peaceful, without the chaotic feeling that he was familiar with at all.

Warp was as calm as water. He had never encountered such a scene before. He couldn't help but slow down, opened his mouth and said to Hogg:

"Brother, I feel like something is wrong with Warp here. We seem to have arrived at a terrible place."

As a Muggle, Hogg cannot tell the difference between psychic powers. To him, psychic powers are a different kind of Waaagh! Power, and Warp is even more of a cesspool.

How could he be so free that he would like to go to the cesspit to smell and eat shit, but even he felt something was wrong, as if Warp was indeed too peaceful.

Even if he turns into a dog, Hogg has not awakened that kind of alternative hobby.

The most annoying thing is that he can't seem to change back after becoming a corgi. He can only stay in this small body and wait for Psionic Energy's reply.

And Hogg discovered that his pocket dimensions were not working well. Although he could vaguely perceive the existence of space, he just couldn't take out anything.

Hogg believed that this phenomenon might be caused by his being too weak. When he passed through that tunnel before, he was almost exhausted, and even C'tan's strength was inconsistent.

But the settlement in the distance is very close. As long as he gets there, he can search for some supplies. When the time comes, he will use a communicator to contact his own Blackwatch.

Patting the horse's head in front of him, Hogg bit Magnus's mane, stretched out a front leg and pointed at the settlement in front of him and said:

"Don't worry about it, my Red Hare. Didn't you see the smoke in front of you? There must be someone there. Just ask the locals when you get there."

Listening to what Hogg said, Magnus thought it made sense, but she was still dissatisfied with the nickname he gave herself.

Not to mention that I turned into the form of a horse, it was all because of Hogg, and my original name was Magnus. What kind of weird thing is Red Hare? Is it a creature that is a cross between a rabbit and a horse?

"Hogg, if you keep pushing me, I will throw you down and let you pass by yourself."

Magnus's threats did not make Hogg give in. Even if he became a corgi, he would still be the first in class.

"Ah! You are such a heartless person. You have to carry me for a while and you will be wronged. Without me, you would have died a long time ago."

The two brothers, one dog and one horse, just bickered and moved forward, and soon arrived at the settlement Hogg had discovered before. They could smell the aroma of food before they even entered.

Hogg, who had been hungry for a long time, was stimulated by the aroma of the food, and a pool of saliva flowed out of the dog's mouth involuntarily, dripping on Magnus's head.

"Well, is it raining?"

Feeling a chill on his head, Magnus stretched out his tongue and licked the liquid that fell on his cheeks. He found that the taste was not right.

"It's a little bitter. Could it be because the world is polluted?"

Since the horse's eyes are on both sides of the head, Magnus did not notice the movements of Hogg on his head, but as more and more saliva flowed out of the dog's mouth, he finally saw this scene that made him feel sick to his stomach.

"Ugh~, Hogg you piece of shit, get off me quickly."

Magnus, who was lying on the ground, shook his head wildly, but Hogg, who was unsteady on his feet, stuck his head with his four short legs.

Just like that, with the swing of Magnus, the weak Hogg was successfully knocked unconscious. More saliva flowed out of the dog's mouth and evenly sprinkled on his body.

And as he shook, Hogg clamped tighter and tighter, drooling more and more, and Magnus, who had turned into a horse, could not use his hooves to pull Hogg off.

Finally, after experiencing Warp eating shit, he experienced Hogg's harrassment again. Magnus couldn't bear the humiliation and collapsed, with tears of regret left in his wide-eyed eyes:

"Hey! I shouldn't have gone to Alicia to look for you. Come down quickly. Red Hare is Red Hare. Brother, please let me beg you, okay?"

Perhaps because of turning into a dog, the speed of Hogg's brain slowed down. It took him a while to react, and he glared at Magnus in disgust before jumping down.

Looking at his Useless Brothers, Hogg, his dog's mouth turned up, and he poked Magnus's nose with his short and thick front legs, and the dog barked:

"Don't embarrass me when you go in later. We can't afford to make any mistakes like this. If you don't listen to me, you will be in trouble if you are treated as a stallion!"

The unprecedented tragic experience broke Magnus's proud heart, but when he heard that he was likely to be regarded as a stallion, Magnus still stood up and snorted.

"Okay, I will listen to you, but you have to find some water for me to bathe. Your saliva smells too bad."

Although it was indeed a bit disgusting just now, Hogg looks like a corgi, how can you give him a bath and rub him with your own fur?

But in order to appease this ignorant Little Pony, Hogg had no choice but to say perfunctorily:

"As long as you listen to me, everything will be available. I'll go in first to see what's going on inside. Your figure is quite eye-catching. Let's eat some grass here first."

Even though he was disgusted by Hogg, Magnus was still worried about his brother, leaned down and nodded:

"Go and come back quickly. I'll be waiting for you here. If you encounter danger, just run away."

"Hmm"

Taking advantage of his size, Hogg, who was less than half a meter tall, got through, crawled on the ground with his four short legs, and reached the outskirts of the village.

But when he got through the fence and took a look at his dog's head, he realized that the world was so fucking weird.

Just because the creature in the village in front was not human at all, nor was it any creature he was familiar with. Instead, it was quite similar to its current form.

"Wow! Why are there Kobold inside?"

Ahhhhh, why do you have to go to work! (;Д`) I want to sleep in

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