Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 212

Yandere Lorgar Wants Hogg's Big, Sturdy Body

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Bucephalus, as the flagship of Master of Mankind Emperor, it can be regarded as the purest version of Imperium of Man.

But at this moment, a foreigner stepped onto this purest territory, and this person was one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Blackwatch - Cordelia.

Cordelia, wearing a Blackwatch uniform with black bottom and red edges, carefully carried a huge lunch box and walked in the long corridor.

The tall golden Corn Spirit all around were staring at this Abhumans. As long as she made the slightest move, she would be torn into pieces by dozens of Heavy Bolter.

But Cordelia was not afraid, but felt a little embarrassed. As a Eldar that has lived for thousands of years, it stands to reason that she has seen strong winds and waves, but this is the first time she has given someone a meal in prison.

And if this prisoner is still the nominal boss of his family, it would be even more embarrassing.

As the airtight door was opened by the servo motor, a huge iron cage came into Cordelia's eyes. Inside the cage were Hogg and Guilliman, these two Imperium noble Primarch.

Hogg, who had heard the noise a long time ago, put his hands on the fence and stuck his head out to look at his little brother. Guilliman next to him also stood up and stared at the huge food box.

"Cordelia, I knew you could come in. It's not in vain that I feel sorry for you!"

I have to say that Primarch still looks very good. Even if he is locked in a cage like a dog, Guilliman still maintains a chic demeanor.

However, if you are next to something like Hogg with bared teeth and a silly smile, no matter how elegant your temperament is, it will be completely destroyed, and it will give off a strange sand sculpture atmosphere.

Cordelia, who has become good friends with Emilia, really can't figure out why her best friends fell into the trap of Blackwatch because of Hogg's appearance.

But now that he was here, Commander Eldar still honestly put the lunch box into the feeding port next to him. He just wanted to get out of this damn place quickly. The look in the eyes of the row of Adeptus Custodes behind him was really embarrassing.

She also didn't know why Emperor would choose her to feed Hogg in prison. You must know that Bucephalus has never had a foreigner enter it in many years.

Just when Cordelia was about to ask Hogg, Adeptus Custodes on the side stopped her, pointed to the opened hatch, and motioned for her to leave quickly.

Looking at the empty cell, Guilliman lost his previous elegance and opened the food box directly, took out the food inside and started to eat it.

Hogg next to him saw that this kid was actually eating secretly. He grabbed Guilliman's head and made him spit out what he had eaten. He almost choked the owner of Ultramarines to death.

"Guilliman, leave some for me!"

"If I don't give it, it's all your fault, otherwise I wouldn't be put in the cage. Hogyou really deserves to die!"

While Guilliman was talking, his mouth was not idle. He grabbed food and stuffed it into his mouth, as if he was a starving ghost reincarnated.

Seeing that the previously steady Guilliman was forced into this state, Hogg let go of his hand, and the two brothers started eating inside.

Fortunately, there were two bottles of Squig Wine in the food Cordelia brought. As this Orks special alcoholic drink was poured into the body, Guilliman's anger also disappeared. She said to Hogg:

"Hogg, have you noticed that our father actually asked a Eldar to deliver food to us? Do you know what this means?"

Of course Hogg doesn't know what it means. He was beaten to death by Old Man Yellow just after he entered Bucephalus. Now that he is locked in a cage, he has no time to understand the problem.

Hogg, who hates people who talk nonsense the most in his life, grabbed a piece of T'au Roast Meat and stuffed it into Guilliman's mouth, urging him to speak quickly.

Guilliman didn't mind that Hogg's hands were dirty, so he swallowed the piece of meat in one bite and told the story of the cause and effect to his brother who was seeking death:

"During the eight years since you disappeared, a lot of things happened to Imperium, but they were basically normal. It's just that because of you, Blackwatch can't go out.

This puts all the pressure on Great Crusade on the heads of our other brothers, and my father is always urging me.

Our destination this time is exactly the area under the jurisdiction of Lorgar. I heard from my father that we are going to a place called City of Perfection."

As soon as I heard that I was going to find Lorgar, and the destination was City of Perfection, Hogg, I understood the content of this trip.

Thinking of Hogg here, I feel that fate is really capricious. It has turned the future into a puddle of muddy water, but it still encountered this unfortunate incident.

Seeing Hogg looking thoughtful, Guilliman continued:

"That's right, I think you have already guessed what we are going to do this time. Father will never allow Word Bearers to delay the progress of Great Crusade for some reason.

Especially your Blacklight Sect, it's really a bastard, and the entire Word Bearers has been turned into a bunch of bastards by the teachings you wrote."

"Ah?"

When he heard that he had a role in this big drama, Hogg felt that he was wronged. He pointed at Guilliman's nose and cursed:

"You fart! Although I found Lorgar, when I educated him, I only used the simple Titan Training Method and didn't let him learn it at all.

Besides, what happened to the Blacklight Sect I founded? Although it is indeed a bit confusing, our sect still gives out eggs every festival!

When Old Man Yellow saw Blacklight Sect, he didn't say anything wrong. Without this thing, do you think the group of Eldar under me would be willing to join the gang? "

Guilliman has actually read <Blacklight Scripture> written by Hogg, and has always regarded this book as a collection of jokes, but the problem is that Lorgar really believes it!

Moreover, Lorgar also compiled the famous "Imperial Hegemony Sutra" in combination with this Imperium joke book. All the people in Colchis Sector became crazy fans because of this ghost thing.

Hogg was speechless when he heard this. He didn't expect that the young man he had placed high hopes on was a real dick! If he had known earlier, he should have drilled him hard with Imperator-class Titan.

Then, Hogg suddenly discovered a very important blind spot, jumped on Guilliman, and shouted at him:

"Wait a minute, are you talking about the book "Imperial Hegemony Sutra" with me as the prototype, Old Man Yellow and Primarch as the protagonists, full of all kinds of painful literature, and looking very gay?"

The well-read Guilliman nodded, but he did not tell Hogg that what Lorgar had done now had aroused the anger of all legions.

"That's right, it's that book. City of Perfection also has a giant statue of you in it, and it's wearing very little cloth!"

For the first time, Hogg hated his imagination for being so rich. When he thought of that scene, Hogg felt tingling all over, as if thousands of gays were watching him.

Hogg, who was kneeling on the ground, roared:

"No, damn Lorgar, he has already taken death. Where is Exterminatus? I'm going to launch Exterminatus!"

At this time, Lorgar in City of Perfection looked at the huge statue in front of him and showed a satisfied smile:

"They will definitely like such wonderful things!"

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