Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 214

Proper Porridge Etiquette! Truly Proper Porridge Etiquette!

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In City of Perfection, which is full of religious atmosphere, residents began daily worship activities.

They looked at the tall statue in the center of the city, and their hearts were filled with endless admiration. They transformed into worshipers and worshiped the gods in their hearts.

Cyrene, who just turned eighteen today, felt something was wrong. She found that the smell of incense on weekdays felt different today, and a group of bright meteors flashed across the sky.

"Huh? No, Khala Network didn't say there would be a meteor shower today!"

However, a few seconds later, she was horrified to discover that this was not a meteor at all, but the landing module used by Space Marine to break through the orbit and attack Xenos in the Legion recruitment promotional video.

Before she could react, the entire sky was torn apart, and endless landing pods rushed straight down from the sky and slammed into City of Perfection.

There was even a black shadow falling near her, making a big hole in the hard Plasteel floor. A few seconds later, a strange man wearing a red scarf came out and yelled:

"Ah! Greedy Yellow Weasel, if you want 80% of such a big place, I'll choke you to death, you piece of shit!"

This black shadow is none other than Hogg.

Because of Emperor's rude words just now, Hogg, who believed in money but not fate, severely denounced him. Unexpectedly, Old Man Yellow threw him off the track without respecting martial ethics.

Spitting out the Plasteel scum in his mouth, Hogg always felt that the floor here smelled wrong. In the blink of an eye, he saw the girl lying on the ground next to him, and she had no shoes on her feet at all.

After reacting, Hogg was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, as if he thought of something terrible O. o

But in the spirit of a scientific researcher who seeks truth from facts, Hogg lay on the ground and licked the floor again, then licked it and tasted it carefully.

Perhaps Hogg's behavior attracted too much attention, and Cyrene on the side reacted. She discovered that this weirdo seemed to be the Lord of Blacklight she believed in.

Just like a crazy fan seeing his idol, Cyrene ran up to Hogg with excitement on his face and stood in front of Hogg who was lying on the ground.

Not to mention that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when you look at people through a filter, you will always make up your own mind. Just now, Cyrene thought that the weirdo in front of him was ridiculous, but instead thought that every move of Hogg revealed a sacred meaning.

Just when Cyrene was excitedly taking out a scripture, imagining that the god she believed in could affirm her, and it would be best for Hogg to sign it for her, Cyrene suddenly felt her feet getting cold.

It has to be said that Cyrene, as a believer, came at the wrong time. Hogg, who was lying on the ground, was carefully exploring the source of the smell, and her feet were very close to Hogg's head.

This made Hogg, who was filtering information in his brain database, lick it according to the taste.

"Yes, it smells like this, but it's wrong. How can Plasteel smell like this?"

Hogg, who felt that all his previous experiences had failed, raised his head and saw the two feet in front of him at a glance. His outstanding eyesight allowed him to see every pore clearly, and the pool of saliva on them was even more eye-catching.

This scene happened to be seen by Emperor, who was taking Guilliman out of the transport boat. Even Ultramarines and Blackwatch, who were preparing to shout, stopped and stared at this scene.

Cyrene, who was stared at by so many people, felt uncomfortable for a while, but in front of the gods she believed in, she still cheered in her heart. "Come on, Cyrene, you can do it."

Hogg turned his head sharply and saw that he had become the focus of everyone. He seemed to be saying something, but his action was considered by everyone to be savoring it carefully.

Some Ultramarines who were not wearing helmets showed expressions of extreme disgust on their faces, as if to say: Is this Primarch from Blackwatch's family?

Even Hogg's descendants couldn't believe that their father, who was usually relatively unremarkable, could do such a destructive thing.

However, the matter was not over yet. Silani, who was self-defeating, squatted down, stretched out his feet again, and said to Hogg who looked numb:

"My noble lord, do you want to lick me again?"

Upon hearing this, everyone present felt that Hogg was really rubbish, let alone Primarch, and even worse than Squig raised by Orks.

Hogg, who was unable to explain himself, wanted to explain desperately, but his actions had been seen by everyone, so he could only shout loudly:

"It's not what you think! I didn't lick her feet on purpose. Please listen to my explanation!"

However, even if Hogg shouted, no one would believe it. Instead, as he approached, everyone silently took a step back, for fear of being infected with something dirty by this guy?

"Hey, are you serious about taking a step back? Emperor, Old Man Yellow, Yellow Weasel, come here, big guy selling hooks, don't run away! You can just beat me up, what are you hiding from?"

Just like a biochemical virus, wherever Hogg goes, people avoid it. Even Emperor, who usually takes Hogg to vent his anger, also avoids with the flow of people.

But Emperor was still too big, and he was hugged tightly by Hogg accidentally. But just like that, Emperor turned his head and didn't look at Hogg, and said:

"How about you go back to Alicia? During Great Crusade, you better not come out. I can't afford to embarrass this person!"

With one sentence, Hogg was able to break through his defense. He let go of his hand holding Emperor's clothes, and collapsed to the ground with an ashen face. His whole body looked like a piece of non-burnable garbage. Even the Blackwatchs who had been in front and behind him in the past did not dare to step forward.

However, there are some masters among the masters. Seeing the distress of the gods they believed in, Cyrene walked over barefoot and sat down next to Hogg obediently, wanting to accompany his gods.

Seeing such a good boy being humiliated by Hogg, the noble Lord of Macragge and the number one ambitious conspirator of Imperium - Guilliman walked up.

Hogg, who felt someone coming, came back to his senses and said to Guilliman tremblingly:

"Brother, if you still feel sorry for me, you will definitely believe me, right? I'm not that kind of person!"

However, Guilliman just helped Cyrene who was standing beside him, forcefully took her away from Hogg, and said with a backhand:

"Hogg, your behavior really brings shame to our mother Euten.

She will definitely not want to see her child, such a wretched person, deceiving the heart of an ignorant girl, you are so despicable!"

This sentence was like the final touch-up, making Hogg fall to the ground with tears streaming down his face, and even murmured:

"I'm not that kind of person!"

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