Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 230

A Gathering of the Great, and the Ultimate Public Humiliation!

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Nikaea, this small place located outside Solar System, should have been a line of code sunk in the directory.

But with the convening of this meeting, the eyes of all the forces at Imperium were focused on this little-known place.

Whether it is the Ministry of Internal Affairs at the Imperium center, or Mars Adeptus Mechanicus, any power group with a name has sent their envoys.

Even because of this meeting, all the Imperial Tithes in nearby galaxies for several years were drained, and several Dreadnoughts were used as guards, just to welcome the arrival of those noble people.

Looking at the gorgeous venue in front of him, Mortarion thought that this was completely a waste. If these materials were replaced with food, more hungry people might be saved.

His idea coincides with Leman Russ, because of the harsh natural environment on Fenris, every Sons of Fenris understands the importance of food.

This brought Wolf King and Mortarion, who had the same idea, together. The two big men sat directly at the dining table filled with food, showing off their food and chatting about gossip.

"Mortarion, look at Fulgrim across from you. God knows why he dresses himself up like a sissy. Didn't you notice that he even put on lipstick? It's still purple."

Mortarion, who was tasting the pastry, quickly turned his head. He didn't want to affect his appetite because of the quarrel between the Phoenician and Ferrus. In line with the principle of not forcing anything if he can do it, he patted Wolf King's head:

"Shut up Russ, I can't even shut your mouth with food, let's see what's the use of that. Do you also want to join their little family?

It's better to look at Sanguinius than to look at Fulgrim, at least the Angel still has wings."

Mortarion's loud voice successfully attracted the attention of other Primarch, making these two guys who were waiting to die become the focus of the scene.

Fulgrim, who had dressed up carefully, wanted to use this meeting to show his charm to everyone, but when he heard Mortarion say that he was not as good as the Angel, he walked over with his enchanting steps.

Ferrus, who was inseparable from the Phoenician, was also dragged over by his close friend. By the way, Sanguinius, who was beside him, also followed him because he was having fun.

Feeling that something was wrong, Wolf King wanted to run away, but Mortarion grabbed him directly and asked him to calm down.

As a strong man who has been slashing all the way up, Mortarion is not afraid of anyone. He is protected by his elder brother, and with Hogg's protective character, who dares to bully him?

With confidence, Stinky Lad started his output in front of the menacing group of people:

"What's the matter? To be honest, you're not happy anymore? Let's have a date to see how beautiful you are. It's a good person who has made himself neither a man nor a woman. If you are really interested in Ferrus, you can pursue her!"

Mortarion's words successfully allowed Fulgrim to break through his defense. It's okay for everyone to know this kind of thing, but you said it openly. Isn't this embarrassing for him?

Therefore, Fulgrim started to greet Mortarion, and Stinky Lad's son did not like him, and used his superb skills that Kara had been a parent for ten years, and started scolding each other.

The two grabbed each other's pain points and tortured him repeatedly. One said he was vulgar and uncultured, and the other said he was not as good as the Angel.

Primarch and the crowd of onlookers were also fired on the map. In the chaotic quarrel, only Sanguinius was happy and even made some tea talk from time to time, highlighting that it was not a big deal for one person to just watch the fun.

Perhaps it was because Primarch was so busy that all the eyes in the venue were attracted, which made Horus, who is Warmaster, frown.

But since it is Imperium Warmaster, then Horus will act like his big brother and come to his brother with his shining bald head:

"Stop arguing. Just because of this trivial matter, you are here chirping like a mother-in-law. My father's face has been completely embarrassed by you."

But because of Hogg, most of the Primarch who came back later were not interested in Horus. If it weren't for Hogg's unwillingness, they would all want to push Big Brother to the throne of Warmaster.

Not to mention that with Hogg's level of education, apart from making Primarch look like a human being, most of them have learned his charlatan character.

At this time, Curze, who was good at starting a group, stood up directly. With his Bath Emperor's Dreadnought body, he squeezed Horus away seemingly accidentally.

This behavior made Horus also angry. No matter what Warmaster or Warmaster was, he completely joined in this chaotic scolding war.

Just when the verbal quarrel between the brothers was about to turn into a physical fight, a man with an aura of stability all over his body walked over.

This unparalleled hero wearing golden armor and a white haircut brought the lively atmosphere to freezing point again with just one sentence:

"Brothers, what are you arguing about? Why are you wasting time with this inefficient communication method."

When I saw that Dorn had arrived, the venue that was noisy just now suddenly became quiet. Every Primarch had a pained expression on their face, for fear that this stone would continue to talk.

When Fulgrim saw Dorn, he immediately felt that Mortarion was not so difficult to get along with. Stinky Lad also sincerely admitted his mistake and praised the Phoenician's silver hair.

I don't understand why, the brothers who were arguing just now stopped arguing, but after thinking for a moment, Dorn thought that it must be his suggestion that made everyone feel guilty, and he couldn't help but show a proud expression on his face.

And Emperor, who was sitting on the stand, saw the bird-like appearance of his descendants, and felt as if ten thousand Hogg were rushing past. He always felt that the empire he had conquered would be defeated by these traitors sooner or later.

But the problem is that other forces don't see it this way. Instead, they think it is a sign of family harmony. What's more, they even start a live broadcast.

And these two people are the Alpha brother and sister who have turned from darkness to light. One is carrying the camera and the other is the host. With the help of Khala Network, the images of the meeting scene are spread to the entire Imperium territory.

Just when everything was going well and everyone was sitting down, the door of the conference was kicked open, and accompanied by the exciting BGM, a crazy voice came from outside the door:

"You didn't even wait for me during the meeting, Old Man Yellow, you are so rebellious!"

Heard his voice before seeing him. Anyone who hears these arrogant words will say something domineering. Unexpectedly, there is someone who doesn't even give Master of Mankind face.

But when they saw this person Hogg, everyone thought that this was very reasonable. Perhaps this was the result of Hogg the Immortal's restraint, which had already given everyone present a lot of face.

When they saw the big brother coming, all the leg pendants from Hogg ran over and surrounded their big brother on the stage.

But I don't know who said, "Who do I think it is? It turns out to be Menethil who likes to lick feet."

Listening to these strange and tea-like words, Hogg, who was blocked by the crowd and was not tall enough, could not figure out who this person was.

He was so angry that he jumped directly on the head of Curze, looking down at everyone from the height of Dreadnought:

"Who said that just now? Stand up for me. I promise I won't kill you. You dare not admit it, right? No one can leave for a while. I want to check one by one.

Anyway, I felt that the events at the venue would not be revealed, so Hogg became more and more self-indulgent, stretching out his short hand and pointing at all the forces:

"How dare you accuse me of liking to lick feet? I just like to lick feet, and I especially like to lick feet wearing stockings. Long live Silk, you are invincible!"

Looking at Hogg below who revealed his true nature, Emperor felt a headache. He was trying to attract attention, but he was not so attracted. Now he was completely embarrassed.

Omegon, who was on the side, still held up his camera that was live broadcasting, and successfully allowed Hogg to let himself go, and the images were transmitted along the network to every corner of Imperium.

Watching this historic meeting from other worlds, Imperium residents stared blankly at the live broadcast until a little girl asked her mother:

"Mom, is that person a pervert?"

"No, he is Primarch of Imperium!"

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