Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 239

Who Says Raising Pigs Can't Save the World?

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Surprise, always surprise first and then joy. Staring at this dog that would liven up just by looking at it, Hogg felt that something was wrong.

Let's not talk about why an egg is laid. Hogg Remember Dog-man Even if it is a cub, it is not so big! It is almost one meter high.

However, before Hogg could discover the problem, the newly born Dog-man emerged from the eggshell, shaking the mucus on his body while staring at the two giants in front of him:

"Teacher, Imperium died in my hands. I am ashamed of your cultivation of me!"

Speaking of the emotional part, the dog who looked like a Shiba Inu cried, and two lines of hot tears wet his mouth.

Upon hearing this, Magnus and Hogg determined the identity of this bitch. He was none other than Warmaster Goda, the two proud disciples of Primarch, the cowardly bitch who was suspected to be the other side of Khorne.

"Goda, please don't get excited. Please tell us what happened?"

Since it was his own Emperor who spoke, Goda stopped crying. He put the eggshell behind his tail and sat down, wagging his tail and talking about the past thousands of years ago:

"After you left, Dog-man Empire prospered. Although we were not very powerful, with our good reputation, we quickly became the leading force in Galaxy.

After all, you once taught me to unite all forces that can be united, and I did the same. Countless races gathered under Paw Print, and everything is developing in a good direction."

After hearing this, Magnus raised a question:

"Isn't that great? But why is there no trace of Dog-man in Galaxy now? I thought you were outside the Galaxy system!"

Sure enough, Goda immediately told the crisis Dog-man encountered, with a dog's face full of sighs:

"If only what you said, Prime Minister, is true. With the expansion of Imperium, our territory is getting bigger and bigger, and soon we encountered a force that was also expanding, and the war broke out.

But we are just a bunch of dogs! Hundreds of years of comfortable life have weakened military armaments. You also know the character of Dog-man, and you will take advantage of it if you are not careful.

In order to recreate the glory, I used the technology left behind by my teacher, combined with the Warp fragments, to create 8 powerful offspring based on me, as well as a large number of super dog soldiers.

But I still underestimated the maliciousness of the world. The enemy on the opposite side somehow obtained my technology and actually bewitched my powerful heir. A rebellion swept the entire Imperium."

"Horus Heresy? Ah this!"

Hearing Goda's description, Hogg was shocked and didn't know what to say. He always felt that Old Man Yellow couldn't run away, and he regretted telling Goda the little story of Primarch.

But Goda was still telling the story, and the following story was even more bizarre, making Hogg couldn't help but wonder if Dog-man was being targeted by the world.

"Yes, teacher, a Horus Heresy caused Imperium to fall apart, but with the efforts of us and many allies, we were able to suppress it, but then a Warp Storm struck.

But this was not over yet. As the storm continued, allies began to betray, and a star-devouring monster wreaked havoc on Imperium, shattering the territory of Imperium once again.

But even so, we did not admit defeat. With the sustainability of Imperium ruined, we met those damn Psionic Great Toads again. They actually thought that Dog-man destroyed the balance of Warp.

Who knows, we have destroyed the balance. We just want to fish happily, but in the end, after thousands of years of war, Dog-man Empire is still gone.

But I, who was supposed to die, did not die. Countless Dog-man unwilling souls slowly woke me up. However, at that time, I could no longer control myself and could only direct my anger towards my former enemies.

Before I fell asleep, only a small part of Dog-man's soul was not polluted by violent thoughts, and I could only wander around Warp, avoiding the other terrifying me."

Speaking of which, Goda sat on the eggshell with a decadent look on his face. His newborn dog face showed a trace of wind and frost, looking like an unemployed middle-aged social animal.

Looking at this decadent dog, Hogg became normal for once. He stretched out his palm and touched his head to comfort him:

"It's not your fault. You've done a great job. Anyone who is served by two powerful men C'tan Old Ones may not last as long as you. I can only say that this fucking world is such a shithole."

But just when Hogg was comforting Goda, he suddenly realized that the reason for Old Ones's demise was actually because of this cowardly dog.

And when I think about it, if they had not traveled through time and space, then Old Ones would most likely not have perished, and Warp would not have become the bird he is now, and Hogg's whole person would be in bad shape.

"It's over, it turns out that I am the culprit."

Thinking of this, Hogg gradually entered the state of emo, but he was no longer the same as when he came here decades ago. The experience of nearly a hundred years has made his face as thick as a city wall, and he instantly found a target for venting.

Magnus, who was still savoring the story, was suddenly pushed to the ground by Hogg who was standing beside him. He followed up with a heavy punch, and while hitting Hogg, he shouted:

"It's all your sunburn Ogryn's fault. If it weren't for you, Warp wouldn't have become a cesspit. Today I will eliminate the harm to the people."

Magnus, who was defeated by Hogg, could only be beaten passively, but Crimson King was not in vain. Various psychic spells were at his fingertips, and the two began to fight each other passionately.

The newly born Goda was still very scared. He was not used to the new forms of the two teachers. Tens of millions of years of running away had made his character more and more timid.

The two people who were still beating each other in front of him reminded Goda of the good times in the past. It was in the noisy atmosphere of the two that he learned so much knowledge.

This situation makes Goda sigh:

"It's back, it's all back!"

Goda's sigh gradually turned into howling, causing the two people who heard the dog's cry to stop involuntarily. While Magnus was stunned, Setsuna and Hogg punched him in the eye socket, successfully causing the sunburn Ogryn to evolve into a one-eyed sunburn Ogryn.

Without caring about Hogg's martial ethics, Magnus comforted his disciples like a true scholar, but it seemed that Hogg was not a human being inside and out.

Watching this happy scene, Hogg lit a cigarette and leaned in the corner. As the smoke rose, he gradually understood why Emperor was so excited.

Now that we have found Goda on the other side of Khorne, the future situation will no longer be 1v4, but may become 1v3.5, or even 1v3.

Maybe Goda has no way to compete with Khorne, but as long as it can improve the chance of winning just a little bit, this is also a great improvement. After all, no matter how useless Goda is, he is still a god, and he can reversely affect the state of Khorne.

As for how to make a person become a waste, Hogg has a lot of say. The Gluttonous Trio is his golden signature. Anyone who sees him has to praise him. Hogg is really good at raising pigs.

Thinking of this, Hogg put out his cigarette butts and walked up to Goda, who looked timid:

"My most proud disciple, do you want to make Dog-man great again?"

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