Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 55

Only Scented Canned Food from Now On

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After getting Mortarion's promise, the three of them arrived at the landing point. Adeptus Custodes, who had been waiting for a long time, lifted the optical camouflage of Stormbird.

Mortarion, who rode Stormbird for the first time, looked like a rat in a busy city, and his dirty appearance made it even more so.

Soon Stormbird flew out of the planet. Mortarion, who flew into space for the first time, clung to the porthole and stared at Barbarus behind him, strengthening his own thoughts.

Emperor, who failed to persuade him for the first time, directly ordered Hogg to solve the problem on Barbarus. He returned to Bucephalus, ready to pick a loser and beat him up to vent his emotions.

If you want to ask why Emperor can only pick one to fight, the reason is that he doesn't have that ability.

Don't think that the current Emperor is invincible. If he fights to death, he will be beaten. If there are more, he will be beaten. This is why Emperor can only play tricks on the chessboard.

The Emperor at this time is not the God-Emperor that has been prayed for by billions of humans for tens of thousands of years during the 40K period. Although humanity has begun to revive after Great Crusade, it just doesn't work.

Slaanesh, the youngest among Chaos God, was born. It was Eldar who sacrificed Galaxy Overlord to gain the power he has today. Emperor, who has not yet become a god, is already very powerful if he can defeat one.

However, if in the future Emperor sacrifices a large number of human beings and becomes Dark King, then he will indeed be able to pick out four of them and knock those garbage to the ground.

It may be due to the unique aura on Barbarus. This time Emperor changed its target, and the golden light full of rage slammed into Garden of Nurgle.

Blacklight In the disinfection room, Mortarion, who had been stripped down to only a piece of cloth, was pushed into the acid pool by Hogg. It wasn't that Hogg wanted to torture him, it was mainly because he was too dirty.

The whole body exuded a stench, and a yellow-green poisonous gas came out of the breath, which directly set off the biochemical pollution alarm of Blacklight.

Although Hogg does have the idea of repairing this little brother, he still has to be cleaned first.

From the first day he fell to Barbarus, Mortarion had never taken a shower, and the old mud on his body was almost fused with his skin.

Thinking about the fact that I had swallowed him into my stomach just now, I almost made Hogg vomit, so I directly used Adamantium to tie him up with a chain.

At this time, Mortarion was still very young. In addition, he had been abused and deprived of food since he was a child. Although he looked tall, he was actually as skinny as a stick.

He was completely unable to withstand the violence of Hogg, so he was sent to the disinfection room by a group of Blackwatch, who planned to give him a bath and practice good personal hygiene.

However, it couldn't be washed clean by ordinary methods. It could only be softened a little bit by soaking in acid. This made Mortarion, who had long been accustomed to it, very uncomfortable and made a fierce resistance, just like a big cat about to be bathed.

"Let me out, damn it! I knew you had no good intentions."

But the thin Mortarion was no match for Hogg. He was directly tied up by Adamantium's chains and immersed in the acid pool, with only his head exposed.

Seeing that it was almost time, he pulled down the chain next to him hard, and Little Mo, which had even the last piece of cloth corroded away, was hung in the air.

After their eyes met, Mortarion was so embarrassed and angry that his face turned red with anger. He could only close his eyes tightly and tremble all over like a white chicken in a showcase.

"You're so blushing! I'm not that gay guy Fulgrim. Open your eyes and look at me!"

Hogg, who was disgusted by Mortarion's actions, directly picked up Promethium Flamer next to him and sprayed him while he was hanging up.

Primarch's physical fitness can withstand this kind of temperature.

The old mud attached to the skin turned into ashes and fell to the ground. Kuang Kuang Kuang sprayed three cans of Promethium to clean up the Mortarion. The ashes on the ground could be used to bake bricks.

Mortarion, who was hung in the shape of a meter, completely gave up resistance. His skin had turned a lot whiter after being burned. He just wanted to leave here quickly, even if he returned to Barbarus hungry.

He was very satisfied with the good effect of Hogg. He stretched out a finger and rubbed it on Mortarion's body, which scared him into goosebumps as he was already in EMO.

"I am already very clean. Let me down quickly! I will never scold you again. I am your dear brother."

He patted the relatively strong muscles on the opposite side and said with satisfaction, Hogg:

"Look, you are in a hurry.

I am your dearest brother, and I want to help you kill Xenos and rescue Barbarus, you... hmm?"

Hogg who spoke still smelled a stench. Looking for the source, he found that the stench was actually caused by Mortarion's breath.

However, this was not a problem for Hogg, who manipulated the chain and lowered him to the ground. He took out a bottle of aromatic liquid and poked it directly into Mortarion's mouth, turned on the switch and poured it in directly.

The sound of swallowing "woo, woo! woo" came from the disinfection room, and soon Mortarion's belly bulged.

Then Mortarion started to vomit violently until he could no longer vomit and was rinsed hard with water. The whole person exuded the fragrance of lemon, which smelled very good.

After untying the chains, a team of attendants took clothes and put them on Mortarion, who was already in a daze and rolled his eyes. Taking this opportunity, Hogg personally gave him a cool haircut.

Seeing the handsome young man who had changed his appearance greatly, Hogg smiled happily.

Today was so bad for Mortarion that he could bear it even under the abuse of Necare, but this time he really couldn't bear it.

In a daze, he only felt the hunger in his belly, and his desire for food brought him back to consciousness. The soft touch on his skin told him that this experience was not a dream.

"You're awake! Come and welcome your new life."

He turned around and saw Hogg sitting by the bed, eating an unknown green fruit. The fragrance of the fruit made Mortarion even hungrier.

He stretched out his hand tremblingly and took one. The feel of his teeth piercing the pulp and the pleasant sweetness made Mortarion cry with excitement.

"Is it so delicious? Don't cry Little Mo, if you like it, I will take you directly to Catachan and let you eat as much as you like!

By the way! Do you think I'm abusing you?"

Hearing Hogg's words, Mortarion cried louder. Recalling that he just wanted to eat a bowl of hot porridge and met this guy, he couldn't stop crying.

"No, brother, the fruit is so delicious, hum, hum, ah, ah, it's really delicious..."

After calming down the excited Mortarion, Hogg, who had been the deputy squad leader in his previous life, spoke sincerely and directly promised to work with him to ensure that he would be popular and drink hot food. He also used this to say a lot of bad things about Emperor.

"Don't lie to me! You swear."

Hearing that Little Mo is such a mother-in-law, I feel that coaxing him is more difficult than coaxing a child.

But then I thought that if he snitched on Old Man Yellow and he would be beaten again, then the good big brother image he had always maintained might collapse.

Helpless Hogg can only swear:

"I swear, I will help Mortarion rebuild Barbarus, and treat him like a biological brother. If he violates this, I will make my dearest father a paraplegic for ten thousand years."

Hearing this, Mortarion stopped crying. After all, he had sworn on his father that he would keep his truth.

These two chapters were written by me when I had a fever yesterday. My body temperature was 39° and my inspiration immediately took off( ̄ ̄). I feel a lot smarter.

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