Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 56

I'm the Gluttony King

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If you want to say where the largest area of Blacklight is, senior Blackwatch veterans will definitely tell you that it is the canteen.

Since the return of Hogg, Blackwatch who used to not pay attention to the quality of their meals and often ate energy porridge as their main meal have ushered in spring, and all kinds of delicious food have been added to the menu.

After all, it was Hogg before the return, but by selling cakes, he bought the store in Hive City with all the money. The craftsmanship is really good, and the outstanding one is delicious.

The military career in his previous life had cultivated Hogg's taste. Although he was not as good as the cooking squad leader, he still learned a few things.

The veterans' barbecue that had not been opened before time travel was actually realized in Warhammer World. It can only be said that Hogg is really obsessed with "having a good meal".

Therefore, after more than ten years of development, relying on the resistance to Warp, the small cans of Blackwatch also developed a battlefield meal delivery service.

As long as you pay a certain amount of small money, Emperor's noble warriors will deliver food to you. Of course, this kind of service can only be done if Blackwatch is stationed nearby.

If there are special ingredients in your place, you can summon Blackwatch without paying to clear the Xenos in front of you, but this Xenos must be edible.

The attentive service has established the reputation of Blackwatch Interstellar Catering. Because Blackwatch and even Imperial Guard have a sandy temperament, orderers can also take photos with the noble the Angel, and it's free of charge!!

With this hand, Blackwatch obtained a large amount of supplies.

The wealthy Hogg directly ordered a batch of Titan from Mars Forge World, directly throwing resources in the faces of those Tech-priest, and they still had to laugh.

I brought my new good friend to Blacklight's canteen. The strong aroma instantly captured Mortarion, who had never eaten anything good.

The generous portions and delicious dishes made him forget the humiliating experience just now.

The freshly slaughtered Space Shark was cut into thin slices, topped with soy sauce made from Squig, then scooped out a spoonful of Catachan's specialty Explosive Toad eggs, and served with Ant-Cow pilaf.

The fresh and chewy sashimi, and the slight numbness of the toad eggs exploding in the mouth, Mortarion couldn't be happier.

What Necare, what Great Crusade, now he just wants to eat well and be a breadwinner.

Just when Hogg had just finished a glass of Nuka-Cola, Mortarion had already eaten all the edible food on the table, but he was not full yet.

Such an edible performance attracted a large number of people to watch. At the same time, the chefs were working at full capacity to prepare the food, trying their best to keep up with Mortarion's crazy meal show-off.

After Mortarion ate far more food than his own size, he finally felt the long-lost feeling of fullness. But he didn't give up eating yet, and reached out to the only Big Mac hot dog left on the table.

A hot dog the size of two heads was bitten off. The Blackwatch people who had gathered half of the canteen did not dare to make a sound. Everyone was staring at Mortarion's mouth with all their attention.

At this moment, this ordinary dining experience has changed its nature.

The huge hot dog was put into Mortarion's mouth. As he chewed, the food was finally swallowed into his stomach.

"Oh my god! He swallowed it!"

"Yeah, he actually swallowed it."

"Oh!!!"

The crowd onlookers gave a huge cheer, celebrating the birth of Blacklight's strongest rice bucket.

"Gluttony King! Gluttony King!"

Although Mortarion, who has never enjoyed compliments, doesn't know what Gluttony King means, he can still tell the kindness of others.

This group of dwarfs burst out with great respect for him, which made him very satisfied, and he accepted the title of Gluttony King.

Watching such a naive battle made Hogg feel happy, and she tried her best not to laugh out loud.

All we could do was disperse the onlookers and let them do what they were supposed to do. We helped Little Mo, who was unable to walk, and walked to the bridge.

Mortarion, who had a great time on the road, said to Hogg:

"Brother, you are so kind to me. This is the first time I have a full meal."

Seeing Mortarion thanking him just for having a full meal, Hogg felt a little irritated and unhappy, and muttered in Chinese:

"What a fucked up world"

"Hogg What did you say? I don't understand."

"I said you are so easily satisfied. You eat like a pig." Hogg roared this time using Low Gothic.

I don't know why Hogg had such a big reaction. Mortarion thought he had eaten too much and attracted him Unhappy, so he quickly explained:

"Hogg You don't know the situation at Barbarus. Although you can still farm there, the yield is not high.

The poisonous mist that never dissipated destroyed every creature on it, and many people starved to death.

Even though the village that took me in was in a low-lying area, the output was not enough to support all the people, and coupled with the harm done to human beings by those damn Xenos, it was impossible to develop a large settlement.

My adoptive father is the most powerful among those Xenos, and he never lets me eat enough.

That's why I have such a huge obsession with being able to eat enough. After all, hunger is really painful.

I guess the Imperium you are talking about must be a country where products are abundant and everyone has food to eat. After all, you can already travel across the sea of stars, and no one will starve to death."

After some explanation, Mortarion regained his style as Primarch. This day's experience gave him a general understanding of the power of Imperium, and he felt that joining Imperium was not a bad thing.

With the help of Imperium, the goal of destroying Necare and completing revenge will soon be achieved. People on Barbarus can also become rich and never starve to death again.

Lowering his head and looking at his short but violent brother, Mortarion hoped that Hogg could confirm his guess.

"Tch! You are too naive Mortarion.

Although Great Crusade has started a long time ago, humans in most places are not living well. Xenos, Chaos, and even humans themselves are at war.

There are also many places where people don't have enough to eat, and are even treated as food by Xenos. Without enough power, everything is just talk.

Mortarion, although I can easily eliminate your Xenos adoptive father, I can make all Barbarus people full of food, and even eliminate the poisonous fog on this planet.

But I can only say that basically no one will starve to death in Alicia Sector under my rule. It is estimated that only Macragge among others has reached the standard you mentioned.

The kind of world you are talking about is an illusion to most races in this universe."

Hogg's words broke Mortarion's fantasy. The harmonious scene on Blacklight made him think so wonderfully. After seeing the broader sky, he felt confused and his whole person became depressed.

"But!"

"But what? Hogg Just tell me."

Looking at the clean and tidy Mortarion, Hogg seemed to see the corrupted smelly can in another timeline.

One is full of vitality, the other is stagnant and corrupt.

At this moment, fates intersect here. The two Mortarions with opposite painting styles are looking at him, eager for his answer.

The power of corruption seeped into the corridors, and the stench began to fill the air.

Sensing the abnormality around him, Hogg laughed, and his whole body was torn with blood as he laughed and did not stop.

"You bitch, you're here to do it, right?"

The violent Psionic Energy completely broke out at this moment, the illusory tentacles directly pierced the Veil's barrier, and the intersecting fates separated again.

"Hoo!"

Hogg, who returned to Realspace's consciousness, felt pain all over his body. He was so angry that he kicked Mortarion directly.

"You loser, follow my footsteps! I will show you that dream."

"This time, I'm telling the truth."

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