Even If I Get Married Today, I Still Have to Go to Kindergarten

Vegeta walked straight toward Kame House.

Just as he reached the doorway, Vegeta heard the sound of upbeat dance music coming from inside the room.

Vegeta peered into the room from the entrance.

He saw Master Roshi, that old pervert, with his eyes pressed tightly against the television screen, looking as if he wanted to plaster his mouth onto it as well.

On the screen, several beautiful young women in bikinis were dancing gracefully.

The dance was extremely elegant.

Master Roshi's drool was already pooling on the floor.

Vegeta shook his head and began searching the room for the Dragon Ball.

Fortunately, this Dragon Ball of Master Roshi's wasn't hard to find; it was sitting right on the table.

Vegeta stepped forward, picked up the Dragon Ball, and strode away.

From start to finish, Master Roshi had no idea that someone had actually entered his home.

The second Dragon Ball was obtained just like that.

Next, following the guidance of the Guardian of Earth, Vegeta successfully located six Dragon Balls.

"The last Dragon Ball is at the Capsule Corp headquarters, which is Dr. Brief's home. The specific location is inside his warehouse," the Guardian of Earth said.

Vegeta nodded.

Immediately after, Vegeta picked up the pirate's treasure chest and flew rapidly toward the direction of the Capsule Corp headquarters.

The Guardian of Earth was stunned.

What was this guy doing carrying a treasure chest over there?

"Whoosh!"

Vegeta descended from the sky, hands in his pockets, and landed in the courtyard of Bulma's house.

As soon as Vegeta landed, he saw Bulma not far away and came face-to-face with her.

Bulma was only four years old now, but she still looked quite cute.

"Eh? Did you fly here? Are you an alien?" Bulma rubbed her eyes and asked, looking at Vegeta.

"Yes," Vegeta nodded. "Here, I have a gift for you."

As he spoke, Vegeta placed the treasure chest on the ground.

Bulma curiously leaned in.

Vegeta kicked the lid of the chest open.

The chest was filled with all kinds of jewelry.

Bulma was stunned.

"Are... are these for me?" Bulma felt the surprise had come too suddenly.

"That's right. If you like them, take them all," Vegeta nodded.

"I'm rich!" Bulma dove straight onto the jewelry, wanting to have a lovely sleep right on top of it.

Vegeta: "..."

Truly, rich people love money even more.

Your family is already the richest in the world.

Are you still so moved when you see this much money?

Money must just be a number to your family, right?

What a vulgar girl!

"How much would this be if it were converted into money?" Bulma rummaged through the jewelry in the chest, clicking her tongue in wonder.

"A few trillion, I suppose?" Vegeta said.

"You're a good person..." Bulma was moved to tears.

"Mm, as long as you know that," Vegeta nodded.

"You brought so much money over, are you here to marry me?" Bulma asked, somewhat excitedly.

Vegeta: "..."

"Alright, I agree to marry you!" Bulma said seriously.

Vegeta was speechless.

"Bulma, Bulma..."

At this moment, Bulma's mother, Panchy, called out from a distance.

"Oh no... my mom is coming. It's a deal, I'm going to marry you," Bulma said.

"What does your mom coming have to do with marrying me?" Vegeta was taken aback.

The next moment, Vegeta saw Bulma's mother walking over from a distance.

"Bulma, you're skipping class again. Why aren't you at kindergarten?" Panchy asked as she looked at Bulma.

"Mommy, Mommy, look! My husband has come to marry me. I'm getting married today, so I'm not going to kindergarten," Bulma said hurriedly, pointing at the treasure chest on the ground and Vegeta standing there.

Vegeta: "..."

Bulma, you are truly talented.

Are you really willing to marry yourself off just to avoid going to kindergarten?

"Ahem... is this little friend... your classmate?" Panchy asked, looking at Vegeta.

"No, he's my husband. We're getting married today," Bulma said.

"Bulma, even if you are getting married today, you are still going to kindergarten!" Panchy insisted.

"I won't go, I won't go, I won't go! I'm just not going!" Bulma shook her head like a rattle.

"Oh my, oh my... are you two playing a treasure chest game?" Panchy noticed the chest at this moment, stepped closer to take a look, and picked up a piece of jewelry.

Panchy had originally assumed this was just children playing house.

However, after weighing the jewelry in her hand, she realized that these things didn't look fake at all.

"These... are these... are these real?" Panchy was stunned and hurriedly called for Bulma's father.

Dr. Brief immediately pedaled his bicycle over.

"What? Jewelry? A whole chest of jewelry?" Dr. Brief was equally shocked. He took out a magnifying glass to examine them for a moment. "These are indeed real jewels, though the styles look a bit old..."

"I found these in a pirate base and brought them over as a gift for you," Vegeta said with a smile.

"It was... it was you, little friend, who gave these to us?" Dr. Brief looked at Vegeta with some surprise.

"Yes, consider it a greeting gift," Vegeta nodded.

"Little friend, you want to leave the jewelry with us for safekeeping, right?" Dr. Brief quickly understood. "Are you worried that if you take them home, your parents will hide them all away..."

"No, I am giving them to you specifically," Vegeta said with a smile. "You don't need to be polite."

"He came here to marry me, this is his bride price," Bulma added quickly.

"Bulma... you don't have to go to kindergarten today," Panchy sighed and said to Bulma.

"Really? That's great!" Bulma breathed a sigh of relief.

Bulma thought to herself that she was truly tragic.

Every day, she had to rack her brains to skip kindergarten.

What kind of excuse should she come up with for tomorrow?

No, tomorrow she would have this kid take her out for a honeymoon.

Aren't people supposed to go on a honeymoon after getting married?

That sounds like a good plan.

"Little friend, what is your name? Where is your home?" Dr. Brief felt that this jewelry was far too valuable and decided he should contact the child's family.

Our family is already the richest in the world.

What would we need this jewelry for?

"My name is Vegeta, and my home is on the distant Planet Vegeta," Vegeta pointed toward the sky. "Though I suspect our planet is about to explode..."

Dr. Brief: "????"

Panchy: "????"

The couple looked at each other, completely bewildered.