Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 13

Ye Xishui is Simply Selfish! Protecting the Twin Dragons is an Excuse!

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[As a result, Comrade Ye Xishui chose the most hardcore path: she had a child with Zhongli Old Ghost, and that child was Zhongli Wu.]

[So, you just did all that to become a Limit Douluo, right?]

[Stop using "protecting them" as an excuse; you just wanted to freeload off Zhongli Old Ghost's cultivation to boost your own.]

[If you truly wanted to protect them, Mu En was always under the protection of Shrek Academy; he was perfectly fine.]

[And as for Long Xiaoyao, if you wanted to protect him, why not just have him go to Shrek?]

[Or, if you two had joined forces with Shrek to wipe out the Holy Spirit Cult, Long Xiaoyao and Mu En would never have been hurt again.]

[You could have genuinely protected both of them, yet you chose not to, insisting on taking a roundabout way to strengthen the Holy Spirit Cult and yourself instead.]

[It doesn't matter what you say; what matters is what you actually did.]

[With a record like yours, don't use Long Xiaoyao and Mu En as excuses, alright?]

[In the end, Ye Xishui became the Supreme Elder of the Holy Spirit Cult, and Long Xiaoyao, consumed by guilt, came to follow her around like a lapdog.]

[Long Xiaoyao, oh Long Xiaoyao, what exactly are you feeling guilty about?]

[Are you guilty because you took Ye Xishui's body?]

[If so, you cuckolded Mu En, so why aren't you guilty toward him? Why are you still standing on the opposite side of Shrek?]

[Aren't you, Long Xiaoyao, just as selfish? What are you pretending for?]

[After that, it was just a straight path through the main plot until the grand finale.]

[Only when she was about to die did Ye Xishui finally say, "The one I loved most was Long Xiaoyao, and I have failed Mu En."]

[What were you doing all that time?]

[You had countless opportunities to tell the truth, but you chose not to.]

[You had countless opportunities to run away, but you chose not to.]

[You had countless opportunities to let all three of them be happy, but you chose the most brain-dead option possible.]

[With that level of intelligence, you aren't even as good as Bibi Dong!]

[At least Bibi Dong had some capability; even if her methods were ruthless, her logic was barely coherent.]

[And you?]

[From start to finish, you were just a puppet being pushed around. You claimed to love this one and fear that one, but your actual actions were always the exact opposite.]

[Calling you mentally challenged is an insult to the mentally challenged; at least they can do manual labor. Your brain is purely decorative.]

[And you call yourself a villain?]

[I think you can't even manage being a puppet properly—you're just a pure plot device, the kind that gets thrown away after use.]

[This love triangle plot, if you can even call it a romance, is more like a test of stupidity written by a screenwriter who got kicked in the head by a donkey.]

The moment this content appeared, it shocked almost everyone.

Good grief, seeing Bibi Dong earlier was already frustrating enough, but then came an even more bizarre Ye Xishui.

The name sounded impressive, but the brain was truly non-functional.

In an instant, many characters began to chime in with their complaints.

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "No, seriously, do you villains not have a single brain cell between you?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "This Seat has seen many planes of existence, but someone this stupid is truly a rarity."

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "I'm actually tempted to dig your brains out as specimens to study human intelligence in the future."

[Douluo Era 1 Goddess of Goodness]: "Evil, restrain yourself."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "What is there to restrain? This god is speaking nothing but the truth."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "This Ye Xishui keeps saying she wants to protect Long Xiaoyao and Mu En, yet she ignores so many normal ways to solve the problem."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Isn't this just a case of her being dim-witted, or just selfishly making excuses for herself?"

[Douluo Era 2 Huo Yuhao]: "This is just being both stupid and evil. How did my teacher ever offend them? Why did they deserve to be toyed with like this?"

[Douluo Era 2 Wang Dong]: "Exactly. Elder Mu was such a kind person; I never expected him to be toyed with to such an extent..."

[Douluo Era 2 Mu En]: "Enough, Wang Dong, Yuhao. You don't need to say anymore. This has nothing to do with you."

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "The name of Senior Mu En has been recorded in our era as well."

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "As the teacher of Senior Yuhao, Shrek will always remember the contributions of Senior Mu En."

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "I just never expected that Senior Mu En had such a past."

[Douluo Era 2 Mu En]: "Oh? You are from the future Shrek?"

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "Yes, Elder Mu. I cannot reveal future events, but please believe that under the protection of contributors like you, Shrek Academy has always been doing well!"

[Douluo Era 2 Mu En]: "That is enough... that is... enough..."

[Douluo Era 2 Long Xiaoyao]: "Mu En, I... I am sorry..."

[Douluo Era 2 Mu En]: "No need to say it. I have no desire to discuss the past."

[Douluo Era 1 Flender]: "I didn't expect that the Shrek Academy I founded would still exist in the future."

[Douluo Era 1 Flender]: "Limit Douluo. To think my Shrek Academy will have Limit Douluo in the future; I am quite satisfied."

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Is our Shrek Academy really that impressive? No wonder Teacher has always insisted I study here."

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "Of course, San. Who is your teacher? Did you really think I was the kind of trash that Light Screen described earlier?"

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "When it comes to theory and education, I am the Grandmaster, and I deserve the title!"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Teacher, you are truly amazing!"

[Douluo Era 2 Yan Shaozhe]: "I just wonder where the child of Ye Xishui and Long Xiaoyao went?"

[Douluo Era 2 Yan Shaozhe]: "And it is such a coincidence that this Ye Xishui possesses the Bright Phoenix martial soul, just like me."

Throughout the comment section, all sorts of voices emerged one after another.

Many people watching the content on the Light Screen found their tongues loosened.

However, the revelation of this past involving Ye Xishui affected the three people involved in the love triangle the most.

For them, the exposure of such a truth was no less than the instantaneous collapse of their entire worldview and all their beliefs...

Douluo Era 2.

Inside the Holy Spirit Cult.

Long Xiaoyao watched as the scenes of the past were unveiled on the Light Screen, a wave of bitterness rising in his throat.

He let out a long sigh, the sound echoing through the empty hall like the final wail of a dying beast.

He slowly turned his head to look at Ye Xishui once more.

This was a face he had looked at for decades.

Beauty, pride, fragility, resilience—he had seen every complex emotion on this face.

Yet, at this moment, as he looked at her again, she felt like a stranger.

Shock.

Disappointment.

Pain.

Regret.

Pity.

These five emotions felt like five blades simultaneously plunged into his heart, twisting and turning, making even breathing a struggle.

So, the guilt he had carried for half his life was all a lie.

So, everything he had believed—that he had hurt Mu En, that he had cuckolded his best brother—was all a scheme.

It was all the scheme of the woman before him.

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