Political Acumen Below Zero! Is Star Luo Education Failing?

Nonsense. If he knew you were going to scream "murder," he wouldn't be sleeping—he would have run away immediately.

Who would want to stand next to a lunatic like you?

Besides, Tang Wulin is just a background character; what difference does it make whether he sleeps or not?

It's not like your father is the one snoring on stage.

You're neglecting your father's life and matters of state just to "teach a lesson" to some random passerby.

You call this playful? This is pure, unadulterated stupidity.

Fine, this matter isn't over yet.

At the evening gala, Dai Yun'er took the initiative to approach him again.

She had nearly scared the soul out of him that morning, yet here she was, dragging Tang Wulin onto the dance floor as if nothing had happened.

Tang Wulin was likely still trembling inside, but since she was a princess, he couldn't exactly give her the cold shoulder.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and dance.

As a result, he accidentally stepped on Dai Yun'er's foot.

That really stirred up a hornet's nest.

Dai Yun'er declared on the spot, "If you win the championship... I'll be your girlfriend."

Big sister, who do you think you are? You're a princess of the Star Luo Empire!

Are you really using your own lifelong happiness as a bet to toy with someone? Do you think your father's reputation is so vast that he doesn't fear losing face?

Or do you just think your own reputation is worthless?

Did you even consider the consequences when those words left your mouth?

Countless nobles and young talents are staring at you with greedy eyes.

Those men would stop at nothing to possess you.

By saying that, you've essentially put Tang Wulin on a spit over an open fire, making him a target for half of Star Luo's high society.

What's even more absurd is that, from your perspective, you have no idea how formidable Tang Wulin actually is.

Isn't that sentence of yours essentially trying to force him toward a dead end?

If he weren't strong enough and ended up being killed by those jealous nobles, could you even bear the responsibility?

For a princess to make such a joke using her status isn't just wicked; it's foolish to the extreme.

If you had even a double-digit IQ, would you be capable of doing something like this?

The most unbelievable part is yet to come.

On Dai Yun'er's team, there is a powerhouse named Long Yue.

Long Yue is incredibly strong, but he tends to lose his mind when he fights, sometimes even killing people in his frenzy.

And as it happens, Long Yue is fond of her.

So, she went to goad Long Yue, telling him to "take care of" Tang Wulin during the competition.

Knowing full well that lives could be lost once Long Yue goes berserk, you still deliberately set him on it?

Are you upset that the situation isn't chaotic enough?

Tang Wulin is from Shrek Academy!

What kind of place is Shrek? It's the number one academy on the continent; even your father has to show them a modicum of respect.

If Tang Wulin were to actually die in the Star Luo Empire, your father would have to kneel and offer a formal apology.

They might even become direct enemies.

With maneuvers like these, calling you a princess is an insult to the title.

You'd be better suited as a mole sent by the enemy—even a mole wouldn't be as good at throwing the game as you are.

And that's not all; this princess had more tricks up her sleeve before the match.

Dai Yun'er crossed paths with Tang Wulin again on the way.

This time she was even more outrageous, taking it upon herself to declare that if the Shrek side won just once, it would count as them winning the entire competition.

Who are you? A princess, deciding to gamble away the dignity of the entire Star Luo soul master world?

Do you have any regard for your team's interests or your nation's honor?

Even your father wouldn't dare make such a reckless decision on behalf of others.

From beginning to end, there isn't a single thing that Princess Dai Yun'er has done that isn't digging a grave for herself, her father, and the Star Luo Empire.

Every word and every action reeks of suffocating ignorance and willfulness.

The honor of the Star Luo Empire, the interests of the team, your father's political future, and the diplomatic relations between the two nations—in Dai Yun'er's eyes, none of it is as fun as a whim to "teach a lesson" to a random guy who happened to be dozing off.

Oh, Dai Yun'er, if you aren't stupid to the bone, then you are stupid to the marrow.

[Choose between these two options yourself; either way, both are stupid.]

[Oh, right, this type of character usually has a cute name like "mischievous princess."]

[But whose idea of mischievous is playing with fire during a meeting of heads of state?]

[Whose idea of mischievous is using one's own betrothal as a wager to harm others?]

[This is clearly stupidity pushed to the absolute limit!]

This round of exposure, while not directly explaining the meaning of Bed-Under Douluo, made it clear that this Dai Yun'er really lacked intelligence.

Watching the characters one by one, one could only feel a cringeworthy sensation creeping up.

Is this the level of education in the Star Luo Empire?

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "Very well, it's not as if I haven't seen the creature known as a princess before."

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "But a princess so unreasonable and so prone to causing trouble? That is truly a rare sight, isn't it?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "Let me ask, that person—does her father even know she's his own daughter?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Destruction]: "Perhaps after today, she won't be his daughter anymore..."

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "Hahaha, Destruction, you're capable of making jokes now?"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "..."

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yueyan]: "Hey, Yun'er, you! It's one thing to be mischievous and cause trouble normally, but how dare you stir up trouble during such a political moment?"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yueyan]: "Father and I have truly spoiled you too much! Today, I must teach you a proper lesson!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yun'er]: "Ah? No, Brother, I didn't know! Who knows if what's on this Light Screen is real or fake? Don't get so worked up!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yun'er]: "It's over... this hasn't even happened yet, and I'm being punished in advance?"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "Even now you're still making a scene and talking nonsense! You've completely disgraced the face of our entire Star Luo Royal Family!!"

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "What a bunch of idiots. I never expected the Star Luo Royal Family two thousand years later to be such useless trash."

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "They're not even as good as the Star Luo Empire in my era; at least back then, we could raise poisonous insects to select a capable successor."

[Douluo Era 1 Star Luo Emperor]: "Sigh, this just goes to show... the laws of our ancestors must never be changed!"

[Douluo Era 1 Star Luo Emperor]: "@Dai Tianling, you should be my descendants, right? How dare you change the educational methods of our ancestors?"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "Yes, yes, Ancestor, this is our fault. We will definitely change it back."

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "I'm going to go discipline that girl now!"

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "But this Light Screen mentioned Dai Yun'er, and it actually involved me."

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "Could it be that even I will be able to join Shrek Academy?"

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "I'm just an ordinary Blue Silver Grass soul master; I'm not even that impressive at Eastsea Academy. Can I... can I really join Shrek Academy in the future?"

Aside from the other supporting characters who kept focusing on that Dai Yun'er, almost only Tang Wulin was concerned with his own affairs.

What he found hard to imagine was that he, possessing a trash martial soul like Blue Silver Grass, could actually join Shrek Academy in the future and become a representative of the institution.

This, at the very least, gave him a little more confidence.

It seems I'm not entirely as useless as I thought...