Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 21

Overnight Douluo Tang Wulin! Bed-Under Douluo Dai Yun'er!

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Douluo Era 3.

East Sea City, East Sea Academy.

Tang Wulin raised his head, his gaze fixed intently on the Light Screen.

He had heard that name—Tang Wulin.

His future self.

"Me?"

His eyes lit up, his voice filled with unconcealable surprise:

"In the future, I'll actually be able to follow Shrek Academy to the Star Luo Empire for negotiations?"

"Does that mean I'm considered a fairly outstanding student at Shrek Academy?"

He paused, a hint of uncertainty creeping into his tone:

"Shrek Academy... that's the number one soul master academy on the continent."

"Can someone with my talent really enter and study there?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he subconsciously raised his right hand.

A pale blue light condensed in his palm, and a slender stalk of Blue Silver Grass sprouted from his fingertips.

The blades of grass were entwined with faint golden patterns, swaying gently in the air.

A trash martial soul.

Tang Wulin stared at the Blue Silver Grass for a long time, the smile on his lips slowly turning bitter.

"Is this future Tang Wulin just someone who happens to share my name?"

He muttered to himself, his voice growing lower and lower.

"Even if I work as hard as I can, it should be very difficult for me to stand out at the continent's top academy."

"With so many geniuses and so many top-tier martial souls... how could it ever be my turn, a mere Blue Silver Grass soul master, to take the stage?"

He cast his gaze back toward the Light Screen above.

In the footage, the figure referred to as "Tang Wulin" was blurry, and the focus of the screen remained locked on the temperamental Star Luo princess.

But he could still vaguely make out the silhouette of that figure, the way they stood...

It looked a bit like him.

Tang Wulin pressed his lips together and fell silent.

He wanted so badly to believe it was him.

He really did.

But—

He looked down at the fragile Blue Silver Grass in his palm and gently clenched his fist.

"Forget it."

He whispered, his tone carrying a hesitation he didn't even notice himself.

The Light Screen continued to play.

And he could only stand where he was, watching that distant light with a mixture of anticipation and unease.

Douluo Era 3.

Star Luo Imperial Palace.

"Brother, please, spare me!"

Dai Yun'er pressed her palms together, tears nearly falling, her voice sharp and frantic:

"This Light Screen is just spouting nonsense! How could I possibly be that unreasonable?"

"I'm a princess, too. Just think about it—would I really dare to cause trouble during such an important matter for Father?"

"That doesn't make any sense at all, does it?"

Dai Yueyan stood before her, arms crossed over his chest, looking coldly at his younger sister.

"Yun'er, do you think I don't know you?"

His voice wasn't loud, but it carried an irrefutable certainty:

"With the way you are, neither Father nor I would be surprised no matter when you decided to cause a scene."

"Now that this Light Screen has exposed your future antics, if I don't punish you today, Father will be even more furious when the time comes."

"Just consider this a bitter ruse."

Dai Yun'er's face turned pale, and she hurriedly stepped forward: "Brother—"

"Furthermore," Dai Yueyan interrupted her, his tone sharpening, "this Light Screen has only offered a Sharp Critique of a portion of your future issues."

"The meaning behind the title 'Bed-Under Douluo' hasn't even been revealed yet."

"Who knows, perhaps the things you do in the future will be even more exasperating."

"Impossible!"

Dai Yun'er stomped her feet in anxiety, her voice rising an octave:

"Brother, even if I were foolish, and even if I've already caused this much trouble, how could I possibly go on to do anything even more excessive?"

"Brother, please have a softer heart; I am your own sister!"

She tilted her head back, her eyes rimmed with red, putting on a pitiful display.

Dai Yueyan stared at her for a long while, his brows furrowed tightly.

He remained silent for a few seconds.

He let out a long sigh, the cold rigidity in his voice finally softening:

"Fine, let's just watch this Light Screen for now."

"If you commit any more outrageous acts later... then even Brother won't be able to protect you!"

Dai Yun'er felt as if she had been granted a reprieve and nodded repeatedly: "I won't, I won't! I definitely won't!"

She hurriedly turned around, looking up at the Light Screen with an obedient expression, as if afraid her brother might change his mind.

Dai Yueyan stood behind her, sighed once more, and shook his head.

However, no matter how much Dai Yun'er tried to avoid it, the Sharp Critique within the Light Screen was far from over; it had only just reached the main content.

Inside the Light Screen.

[Regarding politics and the big picture, Dai Yun'er's intelligence is comparable to that of a mature banana.]

[A reminder: a banana's intelligence is zero.]

[Likewise, in terms of life and emotions, as a female character in Douluo Continent, Dai Yun'er naturally cannot avoid acting foolishly.]

[As the saying goes, to enter Douluo and not fall in love is equivalent to betraying Douluo.]

[As a character with some screen time in the third Douluo installment, Dai Yun'er possesses the same pig-brained view on love.]

[Because of the tournament, Dai Yun'er had actually already fallen for Tang Wulin.]

[Even later, although Tang Wulin failed to achieve a true victory, she still wanted to choose Tang Wulin instead of Long Yue.]

[Poor Long Yue, ultimately unaware of the fate of a simp.]

[Afterward, during the Dragon Valley mission, Dai Yun'er acted alongside a masked Tang Wulin.]

[During this period, Dai Yun'er fell for this disguised identity of Tang Wulin as well.]

[In short, this romantic arrangement is similar to that of Hu Liena in the Douluo Era 1.]

[This is the classic fantasy novel trope of using an alt account to show off.]

[As for Dai Yun'er liking Tang Wulin before, only to turn around and like someone else immediately after.]

[Although it was Tang Wulin's alt account, she had no way of knowing that from her perspective.]

[To like one man, then immediately shift her affections to another—this is perfectly in line with the brainless female supporting characters of Douluo.]

[But later, because Tang Wulin revealed his identity, Dai Yun'er learned that the person she liked was Tang Wulin all along.]

[From then on, Dai Yun'er became a die-hard fan of Tang Wulin, fell completely in love with him, and became a standard stepping-stone female supporting character in a fantasy novel.]

[Thus, later on, when the two parted ways and met again.]

[Dai Yun'er committed that world-famous act.]

[Because Dai Yun'er liked Tang Wulin too much, and Tang Wulin did not necessarily like her back, she decided to drug him.]

[As for what kind of drug, I won't elaborate here to avoid being censored, but everyone knows.]

[But if you think drugging him was stupid enough, then you have greatly underestimated the level of mental deficiency in a character like Dai Yun'er.]

[After Dai Yun'er administered the drug, she originally intended to do this and that with Tang Wulin.]

[As a result, before she could do anything, Gu Yuena, sensing Tang Wulin's abnormality, teleported in.]

[Before Dai Yun'er could even make a move, she was pinned under the bed by Gu Yuena, unable to even budge.]

[Just like that, Dai Yun'er spent the whole night experiencing the passion of a dragon.]

[From that day on, Dai Yun'er never dared to like Tang Wulin again; her physique simply could not withstand the endurance and stamina of a dragon.]

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