Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 22

Lan Xuanyu's Recruitment Scene! Gu Yuena Is the Silver Dragon King?

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Dai Yun'er even called Tang Wulin a monster, turning the world upside down all night long.

You could even say that if Gu Yuena hadn't arrived in time to save the day, Dai Yun'er might have become the first princess to be "vegetatively killed."

Her intelligence had reached a truly astonishing level.

Even if you didn't know exactly how strong Tang Wulin was, hadn't you seen him fight before?

Usually, Tang Wulin relied on his own body to battle heaven and earth, invincible wherever he went.

His body could even be called a human-shaped Battle Armor.

And you still wanted to drug a man like that so you could control him, Dai Yun'er?

Did you have no brain, or were you missing eyes too?

All you could say was that love made people blind, and stupidity made them confident.

If you get the chance, Dai Yun'er, you can visit Xiangnan Second Psychiatric Hospital and claim your "commendable spirit" award.

And as a princess of the realm, even if you were going to use such a despicable method to steal a man, you still failed.

You're a genius too. Gu Yuena kept you pinned beneath the bed for a whole night, earning you the glorious title of "Bed-Under Douluo."

Still, Dai Yun'er did pretty well. Apart from Tang Wulin and Gu Yuena, she was the only one who'd seen Lan Xuanyu's recruitment scene.

You could even say that Dai Yun'er was Lan Xuanyu's recruiter. Without you, there wouldn't have been a Douluo Era 4.

That's the difference between Dai Yun'er and the earlier Bibi Dong and Ye Xishui.

Bibi Dong and Ye Xishui were both stupid and evil, but you're different.

Dai Yun'er, you're a true hero.

You're not stupid and evil. You're simply so stupid that everything you do leaves people speechless.

In that regard, you're far stronger than those two Limit Douluo.

The gift of making people lose intelligence isn't something just anyone can have, right, Bed-Under Douluo?

It's just a shame Dai Yun'er didn't get much screen time. Aside from those two periods, she never appeared again.

Otherwise, keeping a character like her around could've given us a few more memes and let you live forever in cyberspace...

Dai Yun'er: Sharp Critique complete.

This time, the so-called Bed-Under Douluo had finally been properly explained.

Along with the text on the screen, there was also actual footage, though it was rather blurry.

After all, they couldn't actually show such steamy scenes. It would corrupt the children.

And Dai Yun'er herself didn't have many scenes, so there were only two parts to critique.

Aside from her first appearance, there was the Bed-Under Douluo segment. There really wasn't anything else.

There was no need to pad things out. That was all.

But even though the critique of Dai Yun'er had ended, the characters' shock was nowhere near over.

The princess's antics had shown the characters of the Douluo series what "absurd" really meant.

The first to lose his temper was her father, Dai Tianling.

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "Good, good, good!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "You little brat! I thought your political antics were bad enough, but I never expected you to surprise me like this!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "A princess of the realm actually used such a disgusting method to find a man, then stayed pinned under the bed all night!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "You—you... Are you trying to anger your father to death?!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Tianling]: "Yueyan, bring your sister here at once! I'll punish her myself!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yueyan]: "Yes!"

[Douluo Era 3 Dai Yun'er]: "No, please, Father! I was wrong, I know I was wrong! I didn't mean to! It must've been that Tang Wulin who seduced me!"

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "Tang Wulin... Though this is a critique of Dai Yun'er, he seems to have been mentioned both directly and indirectly. This child appears to have quite good talent."

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "May I ask, young Tang Wulin, have you joined Shrek Academy yet?"

[Douluo Era 3 Ya Li]: "@[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin], hello, young man."

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "Ah, I... Who are you?"

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "I'm the current Sea God Pavilion Master of Shrek. Child, are you Tang Wulin?"

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "I don't know. My talent is clearly terrible. Maybe we just have the same name?"

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "If the Light Screen can connect to you, then it must be you. Perhaps your talent simply hasn't fully emerged yet."

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "Child, you must join Shrek Academy if you get the chance. I'll come find you."

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "Ah, I... I'll give it a try."

[Douluo Era 3 Underworld Emperor]: "Hmph! Yun Ming, now that you've singled him out, aren't you worried the Holy Spirit Cult might do something to him?"

[Douluo Era 3 Yun Ming]: "You can try!"

[Douluo Era 4 Lan Xuanyu]: "No, I know Senior Tang Wulin. He's from XXXX ten thousand years ago."

[Douluo Era 4 Lan Xuanyu]: "But what does the Light Screen mean by mentioning me?"

[Douluo Era 4 Lan Xuanyu]: "It can't be me, right? Senior Tang Wulin lived ten thousand years ago, and I live ten thousand years later. It's not like I'm his son, right?"

[Douluo Era 4 Lan Xuanyu]: "But what are the odds? Someone with the same name as me lived ten thousand years ago?"

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "Oh, right. The Light Screen also said something about me and a girl... Gu Yuena? That name... Na'er..."

[Douluo Era 3 Tang Wulin]: "Could she be my future partner?"

[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Gu Yuena? Could it be..."

[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Impossible. How could that be?!"

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "What are you talking about? What's wrong with the name Gu Yuena?"

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "But this future Shrek Academy really is impressive. It still exists twenty thousand years later? And it's still the number one academy on the continent?"

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "Looks like the future Shrek owes its existence to this Grandmaster!"

For a time, all kinds of information revealed by the Light Screen sparked all sorts of discussion among the characters.

Some focused on Shrek, others on themselves, and still others on Dai Yun'er.

Every character connected to the events had their own thoughts.

But among them, the Soul Beast faction—Di Tian, for example—was clearly tense at the name Gu Yuena.

Other people might not know, but Di Tian knew perfectly well that his master, the Silver Dragon King, was named Gu Yuena.

Silver Dragon King was her title; Gu Yuena was her name.

Could it really be such a coincidence?

Could his master really do that sort of thing with a human boy in the future?

Di Tian was overcome with tension and doubt.

But he didn't dare jump to conclusions. For now, he could only think it over and analyze the possibilities himself.

Besides him, the person most affected was Dai Yun'er herself.

The contents of the Light Screen even directly affected the future direction of the entire Star Luo Empire in the Douluo Era 3.

And from this day onward, the name Tang Wulin officially entered the sight of everyone, from the underworld to the respectable world.

Anyone could see that in the future, this Tang Wulin would likely become another key figure shaping the continent's balance of power...

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