Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 23

Oscar is also a ladybug? Ning Rongrong is a stupid woman?

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Douluo Era.

Beneath the Lake of Life.

Di Tian's brows were tightly furrowed as he stared fixedly at the Light Screen.

He was terrified of making a mistake.

"Could this Gu Yuena mentioned in the Light Screen truly be the Lord?"

Di Tian muttered, his voice suppressing an indescribable anxiety.

"But the Lord is the leader of our Soul Beast clan. In twenty thousand years, shouldn't she be leading us in an assault on the God Realm?"

He paced back and forth at the bottom of the lake with his hands behind his back.

"How could she possibly have a relationship with a human? And, for it to be of her own volition?"

Xiong Jun chimed in from the side:

"It's probably just the same name. The footage playing on this Light Screen focuses primarily on this Dai Yun'er."

"It's impossible to tell who the others are."

The King of Ten Thousand Monsters also nodded, analyzing the situation: "Xiong Jun is likely correct. How could the Gu Yuena mentioned in this Light Screen possibly be our Lord?"

"The Lord's responsibility is to lead the entire Soul Beast clan to rise. In twenty thousand years—calculating the time—her injuries should be nearly recovered."

He paused, his tone carrying a sense of matter-of-fact disdain.

"With her status and strength, would she take a fancy to some human brat?"

"And do that kind of thing with a human boy? It's highly probable that it's just a coincidence of names."

"Even if the Lord were foolish, she couldn't possibly be that foolish."

After hearing what the two of them had to say, Di Tian still felt a sense of panic in his heart.

It was an indescribable, ominous premonition, like a thin needle pricking his chest—one he could neither pull out nor ignore.

But upon careful reflection, it did make sense.

Although he had a bad feeling, he ultimately had no evidence.

Di Tian sighed, his voice carrying the tone of someone trying to force himself to be convinced.

"I hope so. The Lord shouldn't be that foolish."

"After all, as the Silver Dragon King, the Lord possesses the world-shaking wisdom of the Dragon God!"

Douluo Era 3.

East Sea Academy.

Tang Wulin rubbed his head, truly feeling hesitant now.

"Could it be that this Tang Wulin mentioned in the Light Screen is actually me, and not just someone with the same name?"

He muttered, his eyes flickering with complex emotions: "My physique is indeed quite formidable, which fits the description in this Light Screen."

"Could it be that in the future, I grow stronger by specifically training my physical body?"

Tang Wulin pondered it carefully; it was a possibility.

Thinking of this, his mood immediately improved.

"If that's the case, doesn't that mean I'll still be able to become a top-tier Soul Master in the future?"

He continued, the corners of his mouth curling up involuntarily.

However, his expression quickly turned strange again.

"But this future revealed by the Light Screen actually says that I'm going to do that kind of thing with this Gu Yuena later on?"

"Is she my future wife?"

Tang Wulin's face grew slightly hot.

"I don't know what she's like as a person, but since she was willing to cooperate with me of her own accord to save me, she must be pretty good, right?"

Gu Yuena, Gu Yuena.

He kept murmuring the name, as if savoring the taste of every syllable.

"She also has the character 'Na' in her name. Why do I feel like she might have a connection to Na'er?"

Tang Wulin's eyes dimmed.

"I wonder where Na'er has gone."

He let out a long sigh, unable to tell if it was anticipation or melancholy.

Douluo Era 3.

Star Luo Royal Family.

Dai Yun'er was also nearly scared to death.

Her own focus was on the future version of herself exposed on the Light Screen.

She was so terrified she could barely stand, muttering in disbelief:

"Is this really my future self?"

"How is this possible? I am a dignified princess; how could I possibly use such methods to snatch a man in the future?"

She paced back and forth, clutching her head with both hands.

"And it's so humiliating—staying under a bed for an entire night! I'm about to cry!"

Dai Yun'er stopped abruptly, her face deathly pale.

"And Father will definitely punish me later! I've brought shame upon the entire Star Luo Royal Family!"

It's over, it's all over!

She paced incessantly, terrified of the impending punishment, her mind in complete chaos, having no idea what to do.

Suddenly, a surge of anger welled up from the bottom of her heart.

"It's all that Tang Wulin's fault!"

She cursed angrily:

"If I like him in the future, it must be his problem. Maybe he brainwashed and controlled me in the future."

"Damn him!"

She gritted her teeth until they clicked.

"Shrek Academy, Tang Wulin, is it?"

"You just wait, Princess. If I ever run into you, I will definitely teach you a lesson!"

Today's Sharp Critique ended, but the subsequent fallout was far from over.

Because of the Dai Yun'er incident, the Star Luo Royal Family had completely lost face.

The next day, the Star Luo Emperor directly announced that Dai Yun'er would be grounded and that he would offer a reward to find her a top-tier husband.

As for the Soul Beasts and Tang Wulin, they were on the sidelines, and there was no major impact, as it hadn't been confirmed who Gu Yuena really was.

Time quickly arrived at the next day.

When night fell, amidst everyone's anticipation, the Light Screen didn't hesitate for a moment, immediately revealing the next character for the Sharp Critique.

On the Light Screen.

[Sharp Critique of the Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo!]

[The Seventh Stupid Woman—Ning Rongrong!]

[Ning Rongrong: Truly stupid to the core, completely PUA'd, deceived by Oscar's hypocritical mask, and thoroughly reduced to a simp's accessory!]

[If one were to select the pinnacle of pure stupidity in the Douluo Era 1, Ning Rongrong's IQ would undoubtedly reign supreme!]

[She is the quintessential example of someone you think has a personality problem, but in reality, has an IQ problem!]

As soon as the new character for the Sharp Critique appeared, no one expected it to return to the Douluo Era 1.

Moreover, no one could have guessed that the character appearing this time would be Ning Rongrong.

Especially after those opening lines, everyone was stunned.

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Wait, why am I involved in this?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Although I am a support Soul Master with average strength, there is no way I could be associated with stupidity, right?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Did this Light Screen make a mistake?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Are you sure it's talking about Ning Rongrong and not Li Rongrong or Wang Rongrong?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "The Light Screen has already connected you to the chat group; how could it be anyone else?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "Looking at it now, your IQ is indeed not very high."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Bullshit! I have been synonymous with intelligence since I was a child; this is complete nonsense!"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Also, what does PUA mean? And what is a simp?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "And who is this Oscar person?"

[Douluo Era 1 Oscar]: "Oscar is me. Sorry, I don't know you either. I'm just a student at Shrek Academy."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Shrek Academy? Isn't that the Soul Master academy I'm planning to attend?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "What a coincidence? This Shrek Academy must be an exceptionally good, top-tier academy!"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Forget it, let's see how things play out first."

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