The most incredulous and astonished person among them was Ning Rongrong herself.
She hadn't even entered Shrek Academy yet. No matter how she looked at it, she couldn't imagine that a Sharp Critique of a stupid woman could somehow involve her.
The other characters connected to this were curious too.
Chen Xin, Gu Rong, and Ning Fengzhi were even more incredulous.
In their eyes, Ning Rongrong was pretty clever—clever enough to spend all her time getting into mischief.
How could a girl like that be stupid? How could she lack intelligence?
No matter how they looked at it, they didn't believe it.
All they could do was watch the Light Screen first and see if it was a hoax.
As it happened, the detailed explanation on the Light Screen began as well.
Many Douluo readers had overlooked Ning Rongrong's stupidity.
Most people only knew about her spoiled, princess-like temperament.
But in reality, Ning Rongrong's biggest problem was her mind, so stupid it beggared belief!
On the Light Screen.
[To see just how stupid Ning Rongrong was, you have to look at what she did.]
[Let's dig up every rotten thing Ning Rongrong did, from beginning to end!]
[The first unbelievably brainless thing she did was turn down the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's mountain of educational resources!]
[Instead, she ran off to that dump where even the birds couldn't be bothered to shit, just to attend Shrek Academy!]
[I've mulled this over for years. I've nearly blown my brains out trying to figure it out, and I still can't find even half a reason!]
[Ning Rongrong was the biological daughter of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's leader, a bona fide member of the upper crust!]
[She could have anything she wanted. Had she ever gone without a thing?]
[The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect was the richest of the Upper Three Sects. Would they really skimp on her cultivation resources? Deny her a single pill? What a load of crap!]
[But Ning Rongrong somehow dug Shrek's enrollment ad out of a garbage dump and treated it like a treasure!]
[She came running all giddy and excited, all the way from Heaven Dou City to Suotuo City, and threw herself into that lousy academy!]
[So tell me, what does Shrek have to recommend it?]
[Is it the claim in their ad that they once trained the youngest Spirit Hall elder on the continent?]
[That's just a bald-faced lie Shrek made up! Every Spirit Hall elder, with the sole exception of that utter waste Yu Xiaogang, is at least a Titled Douluo!]
[If Shrek could really train a Titled Douluo, would it be holed up in some godforsaken dump in Suotuo City, gathering dust?]
[It only takes a moment's thought to know that's bullshit!]
[So you still can't see how appalling Ning Rongrong's intelligence is? Her brain's there purely to make her taller. It's all mush inside!]
[With a pitch so full of contradictions and holes, she stayed at Shrek for so long without noticing a thing? Is she blind or stupid?]
[The contradictions are right there in plain sight:]
[If Shrek is a secretive academy run by hidden masters who like to keep a low profile, why does it have to recruit students by lying, using Titled Douluo as bait? Isn't that having it both ways?]
[If Shrek isn't secretive and doesn't want to keep a low profile, why not go to Heaven Dou City, where resources are piled up like mountains, instead of hiding in some godforsaken backwater and playing dead?]
[There's only one explanation: Shrek wants fame and students, but it has neither the teaching ability nor the resources to back it up!]
[All it can do is shamelessly ride Spirit Hall's and Titled Douluos' coattails, using underhanded lies to trick people into coming first!]
[With an academy this lousy and ads that could fool only toddlers, wouldn't anyone whose brain hadn't been slammed in a door or soaked in water see through it at a glance?]
[If you've really got the ability, then don't use false advertising if you want to keep a low profile!]
[If you want to make a name for yourself, then stop hiding in some backwater and acting like a coward!]
[But Shrek has no ability and no resources. All it has is a lying mouth that could deceive the dead!]
[And yet, with a scam this shallow, it really did trick big suckers like Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai, who had both pedigree and talent, into running around in circles!]
[Take a closer look at those so-called "geniuses" at Shrek:]
[Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai were lured in by fake advertising!]
[Zhu Zhuqing came for Dai Mubai!]
[Tang San and Xiao Wu came for that waste Yu Xiaogang!]
[The only ones Shrek actually managed to recruit itself were Ma Hongjun and Oscar!]
[Once you strip away the connections and false advertising, all this academy has left are Ma Hongjun and Oscar, two lone commanders without an army!]
[But were Oscar and Ma Hongjun lacking in talent to begin with? Without Shrek teaching them, couldn't they have joined another sect and received better training? Does the world stop turning without you?]
[At a school this utterly useless, Ning Rongrong still gave up her pampered life as a member of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect and happily came running over!]
[That's not a hole in her brain. It's a crater where a meteorite hit!]
[You insist Shrek really has a Titled Douluo? What about the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect?]
[When it comes to training Support Soul Masters, her own father, a top-tier Support Soul Master, is right there to guide her!]
[And then there are Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo, the sect's two guardians. Which one of them isn't ten thousand times better than anyone at Shrek?]
[What does Shrek have that could possibly compare?]
[Or was Ning Rongrong put under a spell back then, possessed by evil spirits, or kicked in the head by a donkey?]
[I strongly recommend that Ning Rongrong hurry up and find an expert to exorcise her. If that doesn't work, she should see a veterinarian!]
[There's probably no filthy thing taking up space in her head. It's more likely she never had a brain to begin with!]
This Sharp Critique had made it clear from the start that Ning Rongrong's stupidity wasn't limited to just one area.
Now it seemed that was indeed the case.
This first part alone showed just how poor the girl's judgment was.
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "Holy crap, I'm getting roasted this badly just for joining Shrek Academy?"
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "Wait, what? Is Shrek Academy guilty of false advertising?"
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "Their ad made them sound so impressive. I thought..."
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "Rongrong, what does this mean? You really were planning to run away from home and go to an academy like that?"
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "This Shrek Academy—I've never even heard of it!"
[ XUE YE OF DOUluo I ]: "Allow me to interject. I have never issued a license to this Shrek Academy. It must be an unlicensed school."
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "..."
[ NING RONGRONG OF DOUluo I ]: "Damn! How can an academy be so shameless?"
[ TANG SAN OF DOUluo I ]: "Our teacher was planning to send Xiao Wu and me to Shrek Academy too. Is it really that bad?"
[ TANG SAN OF DOUluo I ]: "But don't I remember it being mentioned earlier that Shrek Academy would even become the continent's number-one academy ten thousand years later?"
[ TANG SAN OF DOUluo I ]: "Could there be some kind of misunderstanding?"
[ FLENDER OF DOUluo I ]: "Right, a misunderstanding. It's definitely a misunderstanding! You're Xiao San, right? You're Xiaogang's student?"
[ FLENDER OF DOUluo I ]: "Don't listen to the nonsense on that Light Screen. How could Shrek Academy use false advertising? We only embellished our advertising slogans a tiny bit."
[ FLENDER OF DOUluo I ]: "Shrek Academy will still stand tall twenty thousand years from now. Doesn't that prove something?"
[ GOD OF EVIL OF DOUluo I ]: "Give me a break. Those are two different things. Shrek being impressive in the future and your being a joke right now are separate matters."
[ GOD OF EVIL OF DOUluo I ]: "You can't even tell what's being discussed. Is this all the brains you people in the lower realm have?"
[ GOD OF EVIL OF DOUluo I ]: "In my opinion, Shrek could certainly be shortened to 'shit'!"
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