Shrek is Short for Shit! False Advertising Galore!

Among these people, the most incredulous and astonished was Ning Rongrong herself.

She had not even entered Shrek Academy yet, and no matter what, she could never have imagined that a Sharp Critique about a "stupid woman" could involve her.

The characters related to her were also very curious.

Chen Xin, Gu Rong, and Ning Fengzhi were even more unable to believe it.

In their eyes, Ning Rongrong was quite clever—clever enough that her only flaw was being mischievous.

Could such a girl really be stupid, or lack intelligence?

No matter how they looked at it, they did not believe it.

They could only watch this Light Screen first to confirm if it was a hoax.

Just then, the specific introduction within the Light Screen began.

Ning Rongrong's stupidity was something overlooked by many Douluo readers.

Most people only knew of this character's arrogance and princess syndrome.

But in reality, Ning Rongrong's biggest problem was her unimaginably stupid brain!

Inside the Light Screen.

[If you want to see just how stupid Ning Rongrong is, you have to look at what she has done.]

[Let's strip away all the rotten things Ning Rongrong has done from start to finish!]

[The first brainless thing she did was to turn her back on the gold-mine-like educational resources of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect!]

[She insisted on running off to that godforsaken place where even birds are too lazy to drop their dung, just to attend some Shrek Academy!]

[I have pondered this for years, until my head felt like it would explode, and I still cannot find even half a cent of logic in it!]

[Ning Rongrong, the biological daughter of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect Master, a top-tier person of status!]

[She had everything she could ever want; was she ever lacking a single thing?]

[The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect is the wealthiest of the Upper Three Sects; would they be short on her cultivation resources? Would they be missing a single pill? What nonsense!]

[Yet Ning Rongrong, not knowing from which trash heap she dug up Shrek's recruitment advertisement, actually treated it like she had found a treasure!]

[Happily and eagerly, she traveled all the way from Heaven Dou City to Soto City, diving headfirst into that broken academy!]

[I ask you, what exactly does Shrek have to show for itself?]

[Is it the "has cultivated the youngest Spirit Hall elder on the continent" claim they brag about to the heavens in their ads?]

[Isn't this just a ghost story made up by Shrek itself? Spirit Hall elders, aside from that waste of wastes Yu Xiaogang, are at the very least Titled Douluo!]

[If Shrek could really teach a Titled Douluo, would they still be rotting away in that godforsaken corner of Soto City?]

[You only need to turn your brain for a second to know that's a load of crap!]

[So, can you not see how touching Ning Rongrong's intelligence is? Her brain is purely there to fill the space in her skull; it's nothing but paste inside!]

[With such contradictory and hole-ridden propaganda, she stayed at Shrek for so long without noticing a thing? Is she blind or just stupid?]

[The contradictions are laid out clearly:]

[If Shrek were a hidden master who liked to keep a low profile, why would they rely on lies to attract students, using Titled Douluo as bait? If that isn't being hypocritical, what is?]

[If Shrek isn't hidden and doesn't want to keep a low profile, why not go to Heaven Dou City, where resources are piled like mountains, instead of shrinking into that godforsaken corner to play dead?]

[The only explanation is: Shrek wants fame to lure students, but lacks the teaching ability and resources!]

[They can only shamelessly ride the coattails of Spirit Hall and Titled Douluo, using low-life, deceptive tactics to trick people into coming first!]

[For such a trash academy, with such propaganda meant to fool a three-year-old, wouldn't anyone whose brain hasn't been slammed by a door or flooded with water see through it at a glance?]

[If you really have the strength! If you want to be low-key, don't engage in false advertising!]

[If you want to be high-profile, don't shrink into a corner and act like a coward!]

[Unfortunately, Shrek has no strength and no resources; all that's left is a foul mouth that would lie to the dead!]

[Yet, this shallow, rotten trick actually managed to lead suckers like Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai, who have both family background and talent, around in circles!]

[Let's carefully peel back those so-called "geniuses" of Shrek:]

[Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai were lured by fake ads!]

[Zhu Zhuqing came for Dai Mubai!]

[Tang San and Xiao Wu came for that waste, Yu Xiaogang!]

[The only ones Shrek actually managed to get on their own were Ma Hongjun and Oscar!]

[In an academy like this, once you strip away the connections and the false advertising, you're left with only Ma Hongjun and Oscar!]

[But are Oscar and Ma Hongjun's talents actually poor? Without your Shrek teaching them, could they not have joined other sects and received better training? Does the earth stop spinning without you?]

[For such a useless school, Ning Rongrong actually gave up her life as a person of status in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, running off there happily and eagerly!]

[This isn't just having a hole in her brain; it's as if a meteorite crashed into her head and left a crater!]

[Are you really going to insist that Shrek Academy has a Titled Douluo? What about the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect?]

[When it comes to training support spirit masters, they have her own father, a top-tier support spirit master, holding down the fort!]

[Not to mention the two guardians, Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo; which one of them isn't ten thousand times better than Shrek?]

[What on earth does Shrek have that could possibly compare?]

[Or are you saying, Ning Rongrong, that you were cursed, possessed, or kicked in the head by a donkey back then?]

[I strongly suggest Ning Rongrong find an expert to exorcise her immediately, or if that fails, go see a veterinarian!]

[It's highly likely that her brain isn't just harboring something foul, but that she never grew one in the first place!]

This Sharp Critique made it clear from the start that Ning Rongrong's stupidity wasn't just a one-off issue.

Looking at it now, that was indeed the case.

Just from this first part, one could see how poor the girl's judgment truly was.

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Damn, I'm getting roasted this hard just for joining Shrek Academy?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Wait, no? Is this Shrek Academy suspected of false advertising?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "I saw their promotional material, it sounded so badass, I thought..."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Fengzhi]: "Rongrong, what is the meaning of this? You were actually thinking of running away from home to attend such an academy?"

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Fengzhi]: "This so-called Shrek Academy, I've never even heard of it!"

[Douluo Era 1 Xue Ye]: "If I may interject, I have never issued a license for this Shrek Academy. It must be an unlicensed institution."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "..."

[Douluo Era 1 Ning Rongrong]: "Damn! How can an academy be so shameless?"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Shrek Academy... my teacher was planning for Xiao Wu and me to attend this place. Is it really that terrible?"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "But I recall that it was mentioned earlier that Shrek Academy ten thousand years later is the number one academy on the continent, isn't it?"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Could there be some sort of misunderstanding?"

[Douluo Era 1 Flender]: "Exactly, a misunderstanding! It must be! Tang San, is it? You're Xiaogang's student?"

[Douluo Era 1 Flender]: "Don't listen to this Light Screen's nonsense. How could our Shrek Academy engage in false advertising? We only slightly embellished our promotional slogans."

[Douluo Era 1 Flender]: "The fact that Shrek Academy is still standing twenty thousand years later should prove everything, shouldn't it?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "Give it a rest, those are two different things. Shrek being impressive in the future has nothing to do with you being pathetic right now."

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "You can't even distinguish between the subjects of discussion. You lower-realm mortals, is that all the brainpower you have?"

[Douluo Era 1 God of Evil]: "In my opinion, this Shrek can indeed be abbreviated to just 'Shit'!"