[Asura God of Douluo I]: "The gods of the Divine Realm cannot casually descend to the mortal world, much less interfere in its affairs. That's an ironclad rule of the Divine Realm!"
[Asura God of Douluo I]: "As the enforcer of the laws, I can't stand people breaking the rules! Kid, I advise you to learn some sense. Otherwise, I might not pass my godhood on to you!"
[Tang San]: "Ah, oh, right. I, I understand... I never thought I'd have a Godhood Inheritance, too."
[Tang San]: "And from the looks of it, Xiao Wu will be able to come with me to the Divine Realm and enjoy the good life."
[Yu Xiaogang]: "What about me? Xiaosan, can I..."
[Tang San]: "Isn't that obvious? Teacher, if I become a god someday, I'll definitely bring you to the Divine Realm to enjoy the good life!"
[Yu Xiaogang]: "Hahaha! As expected of my disciple. Excellent, excellent!"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Damn it! Every last one of you humans can become gods. What kind of dogshit luck did you have?"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "I've nearly cultivated a divine body, yet I still don't feel like I'm anywhere close to becoming a god!"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "You're practically playing us Soul Beasts for fools!"
[Sea God]: "Give it a rest. It's not like we humans are the reason you can't become gods."
[Asura God of Douluo I]: "All right, Sea God. Don't waste your breath bickering with those Soul Beasts. Let's keep watching the Light Screen."
[Asura God of Douluo I]: "Even though this is a Sharp Critique of my future inheritor's daughter, we can still learn something from it. Maybe we'll even get some information about this Tang San."
The Asura God had spoken, so the others didn't dare waste any more time.
Just then, the detailed Sharp Critique appeared on the Light Screen.
On the Light Screen.
[Ten thousand years later, Shrek Academy had been hailed as the highest institution on the entire continent!]
[Basically, in those ten thousand years, another landmass called the Sun Moon Continent crashed into it. The two sides went to war, fighting until their brains were practically splattered everywhere!]
[The Sun Moon Continent relied on its busted Soul Tool technology to repeatedly grind the Douluo Continent into the dirt. That was what you called a technological beatdown!]
[If Shrek Academy, that cheat-level old fox, hadn't held the line, the Sun Moon Empire would've swallowed the Douluo Continent until not even scraps remained!]
[When the Sun Moon Empire first invaded, all the empires on the Douluo Continent had their own schemes. They were fractured and kept throwing themselves at the enemy one by one. They deserved to get crushed!]
[Shrek was an academy, sure, but its students were spread far and wide. By cobbling together forces from here and there, it managed to unite the continent and barely withstand this catastrophe!]
[So Shrek Academy transformed into the continent's top feudal overlord. It made sense that Wang Dong'er went there!]
[But the most ridiculous part was, fine, Wang Dong'er wanted to go there. Under normal circumstances, she could've simply signed up and enrolled. With her strength and background, getting into Shrek would've been a piece of cake!]
[But she was Tang San and Xiao Wu's biological daughter! Even if she'd lost her memories, her brain shouldn't have been this crooked, right?]
[No normal person could make sense of her bizarre thought process. This stunt had me completely losing it!]
[Wang Dong'er had a Twin Martial Soul: the Light Goddess Butterfly, custom-made by Tang San, and the Clear Sky Hammer, passed down by Tang San!]
[But this idiot refused to use her Twin Martial Souls to kick down the door. Instead, she insisted on pretending to be a nobody and sneaking into Shrek!]
[And what made it even more brain-dead was that she decided to dress as a boy and live and study in the boys' dormitory. Talk about going out of your way to make trouble!]
[When I first saw this setup, it felt like a donkey had kicked my brain in. I was so insulted, it was like getting hit by an attack from a higher dimension!]
[Let me ask you: what normal person goes to school and has to pretend to change genders just to blend in with a bunch of guys and live with them?]
[Does that make any sense? Is that even remotely reasonable?]
[Living in the boys' dormitory wasn't enough. She even shared a bed with boys every single night!]
[Even Mulan next door wasn't this ridiculous. There's a good chance she didn't even share a communal bed with ordinary male soldiers!]
[What, did you think your Light Goddess Butterfly—an obvious Martial Soul that only appeared on women—wouldn't give away your gender?]
[Did you think the entire school's teachers and students were blind, or just stupid?]
[Or did you think that, despite being stunningly beautiful, you were just like that Northeastern Rain Sister, so nobody could tell if you were male or female?]
[I'm completely losing it!]
[These are the two most infuriatingly brainless stunts, ridiculous beyond belief!]
[First, she was practically radiating obvious feminine traits, yet insisted on pretending to be a man and fooling everyone like they were idiots!]
[Second, as a woman, she had no concept of self-respect at all. She shamelessly insisted on sleeping and hanging out with men. It was like ridiculousness's own mother opening the door for ridiculousness!]
[And then someone always jumps in to defend her: "What's wrong with a woman dressing as a man and sleeping with men? How does that mean she doesn't respect herself?"]
[Then let me ask you: the hell kind of self-respect is that?]
[Is that the kind of brain a normal person is born with?]
[If you had even a little sense, you wouldn't do this!]
[You're a woman spending every day surrounded by men. If nothing happens, you're just lucky. But what if your identity as a woman gets exposed one day?]
[With that many beasts in the boys' dormitory, even if there's only a one-in-a-thousand chance of one of them being a pervert, wouldn't you still be screwed?]
[Even if all they did was steal your underwear, that would still be traumatic, right?]
[All I can say about this stunt is: huge guts, tiny brain!]
[She was lucky the ancestors' graves were practically smoking. Wang Dong'er, under the alias Wang Dong, moved into the boys' dormitory and met the protagonist Huo Yuhao instead of some sleazy pervert!]
[Of course, Huo Yuhao wasn't exactly a good person either. We'll save the rant about how disgusting he is for a later Sharp Critique. It was a case of one fool finding another!]
[Anyway, this melodramatic mess was more than enough to show what kind of useless stuff was inside the brain of Tang San and Xiao Wu's daughter!]
Nobody had expected that this first introduction to Tang Wutong—or rather, the character Wang Dong'er—at Shrek would go straight for the jugular.
Good grief. Honestly, that kind of behavior would seem abnormal coming from anyone.
If you wanted to study at Shrek, you could get in on the strength of your talent.
If you didn't want to go, why sneak in at all?
No one could understand Wang Dong'er's thinking, just as no human could understand the behavior of a beast.
The moment the characters finished reading that passage, they were all dumbfounded.
[Tang San]: "Wait. You mean that person is my daughter?"
[Tang San]: "I'm starting to have doubts. Could there have been a mistake?"
[Tang San]: "Could my future daughter really have a brain like that? We're doomed!"
[Xiao Wu]: "We really are doomed. Does that mean our parenting skills in the future are terrible?"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Oh, for fuck's sake! With a brain like that, she still gets a godhood reserved for her in the future?!"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "I'm about ready to explode just watching this!"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Her brain's smaller than a fish's! And she can still become a god?!"
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