Wang Dong Disguised as a Man! Truly a Stupid Idiot!

[Douluo Era 1 Asura God]: "Gods of the God Realm must not descend to the lower realms lightly, let alone interfere in their affairs. This is the iron law of the God Realm!"

[Douluo Era 1 Asura God]: "As an enforcer, I despise such rule-breaking behavior most of all! Kid, I advise you to be sensible from now on, otherwise, I may not necessarily pass my godhood on to you!"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Ah, oh, I, I understand... I never expected that I would actually have a godhood inheritance."

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "And it looks like Xiao Wu will be able to go to the God Realm and enjoy a good life with me in the future."

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "What about me? Little San, can I..."

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Need you even ask? Teacher, if I can become a god in the future, I will definitely bring you to the God Realm to enjoy a good life!"

[Douluo Era 1 Yu Xiaogang]: "Hahaha, worthy of being my disciple! Not bad, not bad!"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "Damn it! You humans, all of you can become gods—what kind of dog-shit luck did you stumble upon?"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "My divine body is almost fully cultivated, yet I still don't feel like I'm becoming a god at all!"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "You're simply playing us Soul Beasts for fools!"

[Douluo Era 1 Sea God]: "Give it a rest. It's not our fault as humans that you can't become gods."

[Douluo Era 1 Asura God]: "Enough, Sea God. Don't bicker with these Soul Beasts; it's pointless. Let's continue watching the light screen."

[Douluo Era 1 Asura God]: "Although this is a Sharp Critique of my future successor's daughter, we might as well watch it. Who knows, we might even get some information on this Tang San."

With the Asura God having spoken, the others dared not waste any more time.

Coincidentally, the specific Sharp Critique within the light screen appeared.

Inside the light screen.

[Ten thousand years later, Shrek Academy has been hyped up as the supreme institution of the entire continent!]

[Basically, during these ten thousand years, another landmass called the Sun Moon Continent collided with ours, leading to a war between the two sides that nearly blew everyone's brains out!]

The Sun Moon Continent relied on their superior soul-tool technology to repeatedly grind the Douluo Continent into the dirt; it was a total technological crushing!

[If it weren't for the cheat-level, old-fox-like Shrek Academy holding the line, the Douluo Continent would have been swallowed by the Sun Moon Empire without a trace!]

[When the Sun Moon Empire first attacked, the empires on the Douluo Continent were all harboring their own ulterior motives, fragmented and handing over their heads one by one—they deserved to be crushed!]

[At least Shrek was an academy with students everywhere; by scraping together whatever they could, they finally twisted the continent into a single rope and barely withstood this apocalyptic disaster!]

[Thus, Shrek Academy transformed into the continent's top-tier local tyrant, so it makes sense that Wang Dong'er would run off to that place!]

[But the most insane part is, fine, Wang Dong'er went there—logically, if she signed up normally and enrolled normally, given her strength and background, getting into Shrek would be a walk in the park!]

[But she is the biological daughter of Tang San and Xiao Wu! Even if she had amnesia, her brain shouldn't have been warped to this extent, right?]

[A normal person can't even fathom her bizarre thought process; this move left me completely speechless!]

[Wang Dong'er carries twin martial souls: one is the Radiant Goddess Butterfly customized by Tang San, and the other is the Clear Sky Hammer passed down by Tang San!]

[Yet, this person refuses to use her twin martial souls to smash down the door, insisting instead on pretending to be a nobody and sneaking into Shrek!]

[What's even more brain-dead is that she started cross-dressing as a boy and went to live and study in the boys' dormitory—it's the ultimate case of looking for trouble!]

[When I first saw this setting, my brain felt like it had been kicked by a donkey; I felt insulted as if I'd been hit by a dimensional strike!]

[Let me ask you: what normal person goes to school and specifically has to change their gender to mix in with a pile of men and live with them?]

[Is this reasonable? Is this proper?]

[Living in the boys' dormitory is one thing, but she even slept in the same bed as boys every single day!]

[Even Hua Mulan wasn't this outrageous; she likely didn't squeeze into a communal bunk with ordinary male soldiers!]

[What, do you think your Radiant Goddess Butterfly—a martial soul that clearly only grows on women—wouldn't give away your gender?]

[Are you treating the entire faculty and student body as blind or stupid?]

[Or is it that even though you are stunningly beautiful, you firmly believe you have the same vibe as Northeast Sister Yu, and no one can tell if you're a man or a woman?]

[I'm literally cracking up!]

[These are the two most infuriatingly brain-dead moves—the most insane of the insane!]

[First, despite radiating such obvious female characteristics, she insists on pretending to be a man, treating everyone like they're mentally challenged!]

[Second, as a woman, she has zero concept of self-respect, desperately clinging to men to sleep and hang out with them—it's the mother of all absurdity!]

[Oh, and here come the apologists: "What's wrong with a girl cross-dressing and sleeping with men? Does that mean she has no self-respect?"]

[Then let me ask back: is this what you call self-respect?]

[Is this a brain that a normal person could grow?]

[If you had even a shred of common sense, you wouldn't do this!]

[As a woman, you spend every day immersed in a pile of men; if nothing happens, it's just luck. What if your female identity is exposed one day?]

[With so many animals in the boys' dorm, even if there's a one-in-a-thousand chance of a pervert appearing, wouldn't you be finished?]

[Even if it's just having your underwear stolen, that's still psychological trauma, right?]

[For this move, I can only say: your guts are huge, but your brain is tiny!]

It was only because her ancestors' graves were smoking with good fortune that Wang Dong'er, under the alias Wang Dong, moved into the boys' dormitory and encountered the protagonist Huo Yuhao instead of some lecherous pervert!

Of course, Huo Yuhao wasn't exactly a saint either; just how disgusting this guy is will be saved for a later Sharp Critique, but suffice it to say, they were a pair of idiots perfectly suited for each other!

In short, this melodramatic trajectory was enough to clearly see that as the daughter of Tang San and Xiao Wu, her brain was nothing more than scrap material!

No one expected that just by introducing Tang Wutong, or rather the character Wang Dong'er, entering Shrek, the content would immediately be a bombshell.

Good grief, one had to admit, such a maneuver would seem abnormal for anyone.

If you wanted to study at Shrek, you could have easily gotten in based on talent.

If you didn't want to go, then why would you sneak your way in?

No one could understand Wang Dong'er's thinking, just as no human could understand the behavior of a beast.

The characters were all stunned after reading this passage.

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Wait, are you saying that this person is my daughter?"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "I'm suddenly a bit doubtful; could there be a mistake?"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Could my future daughter really have a brain like this? It's over!"

[Douluo Era 1 Xiao Wu]: "It really is over. Could it be that our future educational standards are just that poor?"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "Screw your mothers! With a brain like that, she still gets a godhood pre-assigned in the future!"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "Watching this, I'm about to explode with rage!"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "That brain isn't even as big as a fish's! And she can become a god too?!"