Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 33

Huo Yuhao is Calculated! Tang San and Xiao Wu's Worries!

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[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Enough, Deep Sea Demon Whale King, say no more!"

[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Your inability to become a god has nothing to do with these human deities, or rather, it is actually..."

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "Actually what? Di Tian, speak up!"

[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Forget it, you will know in time."

[Douluo Era 1 Di Tian]: "Looking at the state of this Light Screen, it will be our turn to be scolded sooner or later. Just wait patiently."

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "Wait for your mother! I insist on seeing what else this Light Screen has to say!"

[Douluo Era 1 Deep Sea Demon Whale King]: "And this daughter of Tang San, I have a feeling that this Tang San is destined to be my enemy! This King wants to see exactly where his family comes from!"

[Douluo Era 1 Tang San]: "Oh, is that so?"

Douluo Era 2.

Shrek Academy.

Wang Dong'er was completely terrified.

She, Wang Dong'er, was Tang Wutong herself.

It was just that her memories had been sealed, her past tampered with, and even her soul felt like a script meticulously arranged by someone else.

Then, who exactly was she?

Wang Dong'er hadn't even had time to look further; this opening alone had left her spirit shaken and on the verge of collapse.

How could I possibly be someone else?

She muttered to herself, her voice filled with disbelief:

"I have my own soul, my own memories, my own experiences... I don't know any Tang Wutong at all!"

"Then who on earth am I?!"

At this moment, her mind was in chaos, as if she had been violently ripped from a familiar reality and plunged into a strange and absurd abyss.

Wang Dong'er was completely bewildered, her entire being consumed by doubt regarding her own existence.

After all, her memories were so complete.

From her childhood to the present, every fragment was clear and traceable; where were there any traces of Tang Wutong?

She stared at the Light Screen, her brows furrowing tighter and tighter:

"These people seem to accept what the Light Screen says... doesn't that mean the Light Screen is telling the truth?"

"If that's the case, then my father is that man named Tang San?"

"Since he is my father, he actually split my memories?"

"What... what kind of normal father does that?"

She whispered Tang San's name, determined in her heart to finish watching this Light Screen and uncover the truth.

She wanted to see exactly what kind of sacred being this mysterious, never-before-seen father of hers was.

At the same time, a sense of defiance welled up in her heart:

"Besides, the father in my memories has always been nothing more than a vague shadow who was never home!"

"The father in my memories is not some Tang San!"

"I have only ever heard that name in legends."

"I must see clearly whether this Tang San is truly my father!"

"And whether he is even qualified to be my father!!"

Wang Dong'er's personality at this moment still carried a hint of pragmatism and stubbornness, far from the Tang Wutong who would later be completely submissive to Tang San.

To her, Tang San was nothing more than a nominal father who had given her life but never raised her, a man in name only.

Thinking of this, her expression sank, bit by bit.

Douluo Era 2.

Shrek Academy playground.

Huo Yuhao stared fixedly at the Light Screen, his lips trembling.

"Impossible! How can this be? Wang Dong was a girl disguised as a boy? She's a girl?"

He stood up abruptly, then collapsed back into his seat.

"No, she isn't just Wang Dong'er, she is Tang Wutong?"

"She is the daughter of Senior Tang San? A deity who descended to the mortal realm in secret?"

"And this is the legendary Tang San, the one from the original Shrek Seven Devils who became a hero of the entire Douluo Continent!"

"Good grief, I've essentially spanned ten thousand years of history, and the friend by my side is actually the daughter of someone from ten thousand years ago?"

Huo Yuhao clutched his head, his voice tearing.

"That Wang Dong, who fought me every day and stole my blankets, is a god? Is a girl?"

He stood up and paced erratically, waving his hands wildly.

"I can't wrap my head around it! Even if she sealed her memories and thought she was the young sect master of the Clear Sky Sect, why would she disguise herself as a boy to come to Shrek?"

"Why did she have to become my roommate, of all people?"

He stopped, his chest heaving.

"What was she after? What was she trying to do?"

"A god, coming here to squeeze into a dorm room with me, calling me brother—is that even reasonable?"

Huo Yuhao looked up at the Light Screen, his gaze shifting.

"Wait. Was her being my roommate really a coincidence?"

He bit his lip.

"So many new students, so many dorm rooms—how did it happen that she ended up sleeping in the bunk above me?"

"How did it happen that she picked a fight with me on the very first day of school, only to become my best brother?"

He clenched his fists until his knuckles turned white.

"No! Could all these coincidences have been orchestrated?"

"Why do I always feel... as if no matter which path I take, I end up meeting her? As if..."

He struggled to spit out the second half of the sentence.

"As if I were being designed."

"I was destined to meet Wang Dong'er, destined to become... what?"

"Roommates? Or something else?"

Huo Yuhao closed his eyes and shook his head violently, but those thoughts had already taken root.

"I don't understand... I really don't understand..."

His voice was filled with confusion and a fear he refused to acknowledge.

Although there was no evidence, in the depths of his soul, it seemed Huo Yuhao had already sensed something.

Douluo Era.

Notting Academy.

Tang San stared at the Light Screen, frozen in place.

It took him a long time to turn his head toward Xiao Wu.

"Xiao Wu, did you see that? Did we really get married in the future?"

His voice trembled, but it was with wild joy.

"And we both became gods! You and I, we both became gods!"

He suddenly grabbed Xiao Wu's hand, gripping it tightly.

"This is wonderful! In the future, we will be together, we will marry, and we will become gods!"

"I can hardly believe it!"

Tang San had always liked Xiao Wu, and at this moment, he simply could not suppress the excitement in his heart.

Who could have imagined that he would truly marry the Xiao Wu he loved in the future, and become a god to boot!

This meant that his future was going to be ridiculously amazing!

However, Xiao Wu kept her head down, the tips of her ears turning bright red.

"Hmph, you're celebrating too early."

"I don't want to be your wife; I want to be your little sister."

Tang San's smile froze.

"Little sister? Xiao Wu, you don't want to be with me?"

"Is there something wrong with me? I will work hard to become stronger in the future..."

Seeing him get so anxious, Xiao Wu let out a giggle.

"Silly, I'm just teasing you."

She put her hands on her hips and tilted her head back, her face still flushed, her tone haughty.

"Hmph, regardless of whether you're good enough or not, you have to take care of me from now on and protect me forever."

"Otherwise... I won't be your wife."

Tang San was stunned for a moment, then his smile became brighter than the sun.

"Xiao Wu! Rest assured, I will definitely protect you."

"In this life, the next life, forever!"

"Even if I die, I will never let anyone hurt you!"

Xiao Wu turned her head away, unable to suppress the corners of her mouth.

"Hmph, that's more like it."

The two looked up at the Light Screen, their clasped hands remaining tightly locked.

"Then let's continue watching the Light Screen. Although you and I will be together in the future, it seems this daughter of ours is not very reassuring..."

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