[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King of Douluo Era 1]: "Women are so touchy. Everything a man has is yours, so he can't even go out and do a little something?"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King of Douluo Era 1]: "The more I watch, the more fed up I get. Someone with a brain like that can actually become a god?"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King of Douluo Era 1]: "Hey, could our Soul Beast Clan be under some kind of curse?"
[Deep Sea Demonic Whale King of Douluo Era 1]: "Could it be that I, the king, just can't become a god?"
[Xiao Wu of Douluo Era 1]: "What's the problem? My daughter will just get a little jealous in the future. That's worth a Sharp Critique?"
[Xiao Wu of Douluo Era 1]: "Do you even understand how much we girls need to feel secure?"
[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Feel secure? Ha, that's downright ridiculous!"
[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "If a woman can't trust the only man in her life, and isn't willing to be honest with him..."
[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Then that so-called need for security she pursues is nothing but an excuse!"
[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Do only women need to feel secure? Men don't?!"
[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "A girl like that—even if she's the daughter of a God King, she doesn't deserve any man!"
[Wang Dong'er of Douluo Era 2]: "Hey, what I do in the future is none of your damn business!"
[Wang Dong'er of Douluo Era 2]: "So there was a little misunderstanding. You really think I care about this Huo Yuhao or whatever?"
[Wang Dong'er of Douluo Era 2]: "I don't need him!"
[Xiao Xiao of Douluo Era 2]: "Dong'er, stop. They're just trying to pit men against women."
[Wang Dong'er of Douluo Era 2]: "Hmph!"
[Asura God of Douluo I]: "I never imagined that my future successor would have such a descendant."
[Asura God of Douluo I]: "Never mind. It's a matter concerning his descendants, so I shouldn't interfere. But it certainly does make me less interested in passing my position to this Tang San~"
It had to be said: no one liked a woman who did nothing but cause trouble and stir up one problem after another.
Knowing that Tang San would have a daughter who flew into a rage like this in the future, it was only natural that the others would think less of him.
Even Huo Yuhao himself felt a little stifled as he looked at the future wife before him.
Douluo Era 2.
On the grounds of Shrek Academy.
"So... I actually end up with Wang Dong in the future?"
He murmured to himself, his voice full of disbelief:
"But I still haven't completely accepted that Wang Dong is a woman."
Who could have imagined it?
His hot-tempered brother, who argued with him at the drop of a hat, the partner who had risked life and limb alongside him, was actually a girl.
And in the future, he really did end up with her.
Huo Yuhao glanced at the Light Screen again, his brows furrowing.
"Well, fine, they end up together. But why does she get so petty after turning back into a woman?"
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it felt.
"Am I really that kind of person?"
"Would I cheat? Would I sneak around behind her back and get involved with another woman?"
"Does she not trust me, or does she not trust herself?"
He wasn't with Wang Dong'er yet.
But as he watched the scenes from the future on the Light Screen, watching the future Wang Dong'er constantly suspect and misunderstand him, Huo Yuhao felt a vague resistance rise inside him.
He couldn't help thinking that if he really got together with Wang Dong'er, who knew how many more troubles would be waiting for him down the road?
Douluo Era 2.
Shrek Academy.
After watching the Light Screen, Wang Dong'er exploded.
"What is this Light Screen trying to say?!"
She shouted up at the sky:
"So in the future, I turn back into a girl and get together with Huo Yuhao. Isn't it perfectly normal for me to worry about him?"
The angrier she got, the faster she spoke.
"In the future, he goes off with someone who looks exactly like me. Wouldn't I misunderstand?"
"Is this about whether I trust him? He's the one who doesn't know where to draw the line!"
Wang Dong'er glared at the Light Screen.
"And what's that about women being petty? Bullshit!"
She practically roared:
"You men are the ones with the problem!"
"Can't you give us girls a little more reassurance?"
"When something happens, you don't explain anything and just leave us to guess. Then when we guess wrong, you blame us for being unreasonable?"
She clenched her fists in anger.
Just then, Xiao Xiao came running over, looking at Wang Dong'er with delight.
"Wang Dong! So you're one of us!"
Xiao Xiao's eyes shone brightly.
"Oh my gosh, you hid it so well! I never even noticed!"
Wang Dong'er froze for a moment, then sighed helplessly.
"Xiao Xiao... I wasn't deliberately trying to keep it from you."
Her voice softened.
"It just wasn't something I could go around telling everyone, and I had my own reasons."
"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiao Xiao waved her hands repeatedly, beaming.
"I don't blame you at all, really! I'm actually pretty happy."
She leaned closer.
"Dong'er, think about it. Since you're a girl, I've gained another sister. Isn't that even better?"
"We can go shopping together, try on clothes together, and gossip together. How great is that?"
Her words lifted Wang Dong'er's spirits a little.
Xiao Xiao glanced at the Light Screen again and curled her lip.
"Dong'er, don't pay attention to what the Light Screen is showing, or to what those people in the comments are saying."
Xiao Xiao's tone turned serious.
"They're all hopelessly clueless guys. They don't understand how girls feel at all."
"You did nothing wrong. I think you have every reason to be angry."
She patted Wang Dong'er firmly on the shoulder.
"I'm on your side, Dong'er."
Looking at Xiao Xiao's sincere face, Wang Dong'er felt warmth in her heart and nodded.
"Thank you, Xiao Xiao."
Wang Dong'er didn't know what else to say, so she could only keep watching the Light Screen for now.
Hopefully, the Light Screen would tone it down and stop slandering her.
On the Light Screen.
[Later, Wang Dong'er finally found out that Huo Yuhao had been half-dead because he was trying to get her that Lovesick Heartbreak Red.]
[Oh, now she feels guilty.]
[She even came up with a rotten idea: as long as Huo Yuhao could live, she'd be fine sharing a man with Wang Qiu'er.]
[666. Another generous philanthropist willing to "share her husband" has been born.]
[You kicked up a storm earlier, then turned around and volunteered for a two-wives-one-husband arrangement.]
[Wang Dong'er, can you get your pig brain in order for once?]
[Either be a good little hanger-on and keep quiet, or steel yourself and kick Wang Qiu'er out.]
[You're half-hearted, a fence-sitter, indecisive—whatever you do, you're about as useful as a lump of trash.]
[After that, they went on to compete in the second Soul Master tournament.]
[All kinds of crap happened during the tournament, like the terrifying thing Huo Yuhao did.]
[The main point was the final. Huo Yuhao and the others somehow ended up in some Valley of Qiankun Questioning Love.]
[Fuck, the classic braindead plot point has finally arrived.]
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