Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 34

Wang Dong'er's Sickness! Huo Yuhao is Humiliated in Various Ways!

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[From her cross-dressing in the early stages, one could already tell that Wang Dong'er's intelligence was shockingly, bizarrely low.]

[And as for her life afterward, did you really think she had any brains at all?]

[When she first met Huo Yuhao in the dormitory, Wang Dong'er tried to bully him, though Huo Yuhao managed to hold his own.]

[But to be engaging in school bullying at such a young age—you're quite the talent!]

[Later, she went through various trials and life experiences with Huo Yuhao, acting all high and mighty, constantly bragging about being some kind of genius.]

[Fine, fine. With your background and status, if you didn't have talent, you'd be fit to sit at the same table as Yu Xiaogang.]

[After that, there were the various competitions she participated in with Huo Yuhao and the others, especially the Continental Advanced Soul Master Tournament, which had been passed down for ten thousand years.]

[It was supposed to be a team competition, yet it all relied on Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong showing off. If you add Xiao Xiao to the mix, those three had eight martial souls between them—more overpowered than an entire team!]

[And relying on that tournament, they were directly awarded the title of the lifetime Shrek Seven Devils, while their predecessors watched them like clowns.]

[This title of lifetime Shrek Seven Devils only appears once every ten thousand years!]

[I don't know, does that mean not a single team in those ten thousand years could compare to them?]

[They didn't even cause any earth-shattering waves during their matches, yet they were considered a once-in-ten-thousand-year occurrence?]

[It's easy to see that Shrek Academy is full of brain-dead fools; it's all just a joke!]

[Later on, many things happened, including Huo Yuhao going to the Sun Moon Empire as an exchange student.]

[Wang Dong'er went to visit Huo Yuhao and even told him that she had an older sister who was very beautiful.]

[In reality, it was just her. She was testing the waters to see if Huo Yuhao would like her when she was dressed as a girl.]

[Wow, was your brain ironed flat?]

[Subsequently, Huo Yuhao followed Wang Dong'er to the Clear Sky Sect, where she put on women's clothing to show him, making Huo Yuhao truly believe she had a sister and causing him to fall for her.]

[I just want to ask: are you mentally deficient?]

[Using such deceptive tactics to test someone—what if Huo Yuhao had gotten angry? Would you still be happy then?]

[Do you think only you women hate being lied to?]

[As the saying goes, the moment you test a man, it means you are no longer worthy of him.]

[As expected of Tang San's daughter, the stench of this "little fairy" is overflowing.]

[Afterward, Wang Dong'er and Huo Yuhao ended up together at the Sea God Fate Blind Date Event. It's fortunate that Huo Yuhao always had feelings for you.]

[Otherwise, any man with a shred of self-respect would feel deceived and disgusted.]

[Oh, and here comes a key plot point: not long ago, a girl named Wang Qiu'er came to Shrek, and she looked exactly like Wang Dong'er.]

[Who is Wang Qiu'er? I'll give a Sharp Critique of that later. In short, she was talented in every way and looked identical to Wang Dong'er.]

[With Wang Qiu'er around, Wang Dong'er was constantly unhappy and jealous, completely losing any semblance of an independent woman.]

[She turned completely into a submissive little wife fawning over a man!]

[If you were posted on Little Red Book, you'd be hunted down to the ends of the earth. You're actually jealous over a man? Aren't you betraying all those "big heroine" types on the platform?]

[And the most critical part: in one plot arc, Huo Yuhao went to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to retrieve the Love-Sickness Broken-Heart Red to save Wang Dong'er.]

[This was all because of that previous trip to the Clear Sky Sect.]

[The Titan Giant Ape and the others had slipped her a brocade pouch, telling Wang Dong'er to pass it on to Huo Yuhao.]

[Huo Yuhao opened it and—good grief!]

[The gist was that Wang Dong'er was sick and needed the Love-Sickness Broken-Heart Red to save her life!]

[And the result? Huo Yuhao's brain was clearly just there to fill a quota.]

[Classic!]

[She wasn't even due to fall ill for several more years!]

[He acted like a rabid dog on the spot, not even caring if he lived or died.]

[He charged headlong into the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to get the medicine!]

[Wang Qiu'er even followed him.]

[Then came all that self-destructive behavior to retrieve the herb.]

[He even chugged the Ice and Fire spring water.]

[He nearly killed himself—he clearly had a death wish.]

[On the other side, it was even more bizarre!]

[Huo Yuhao and Wang Qiu'er both vanished.]

[The Shrek Seven Devils and Wang Dong'er's group—]

[They unanimously concluded: Huo Yuhao had eloped with Wang Qiu'er!]

[Good, good, good!]

[Classic! You guys are truly outstanding! You really are good brothers, good items indeed!]

[I'm literally dying of laughter!]

[You are Huo Yuhao's teammates, after all!]

[You're even the so-called Shrek Seven Devils, claiming to be good brothers and buddies!]

[Yet when your brother disappears with a woman, none of you.]

[Did the possibility of "being kidnapped" or "an accident" never cross your minds?]

[You all just stubbornly insisted it was an elopement?!]

[I can't even!]

[Wang Dong'er was at least slightly calmer.]

[But in the end, she still concluded that the two of them had eloped!]

[No, you're his legitimate girlfriend!]

[Do you have that little trust?]

[And you have the nerve to brag about true feelings and true love?]

[Your boyfriend goes missing, and your first reaction isn't whether he's safe.]

[It's whether he went out to cheat?]

[Six, six, six!]

[How is this any different from those brain-dead, controlling women?]

[At the very least, could you care whether your man is dead or alive first?]

[With your behavior, I can now officially appoint you as a Little Sweet Potato High Official Elder.]

[Later, when the group found them.]

[Seeing Wang Qiu'er carrying a half-dead Huo Yuhao back.]

[They still stubbornly insisted that the elopement was suspicious!]

[Are you all blind?]

[Didn't you see that Wang Qiu'er was carrying a Huo Yuhao who was on the verge of death?]

[What, they eloped and got together.]

[And they managed to turn him into this half-dead mess?]

[Just how physically intense would Wang Qiu'er have to be for that?]

[This is absurdity opening the door for absurdity.]

[So, as I said before, don't think that just because this Wang Dong'er is the daughter of a God King, she has a brain or any intelligence.]

[In reality, they're all complete morons!]

[Of course, don't think Huo Yuhao is all that clean or innocent either.]

[It's just that it's not his turn to be roasted yet.]

[Otherwise, I'd have him broken down in a minute!]

No one expected this Wang Dong'er to be so bizarre.

Judging by her screen time, she should be a major female character in the Douluo Era 2.

Yet, as the daughter of a future God King, she didn't seem to have a single brain cell.

The entire character felt awkward in every way.

The introduction was incredibly impressive—daughter of a God King, triple martial soul, blah, blah, blah.

But the moment something happened, she was worse than a sow; how exactly did her brain grow?

In the early stages, she bullied Huo Yuhao and acted arrogant; later, after reverting to a woman, she completely transformed into a submissive little woman without a shred of rationality.

Having a girlfriend like this by your side is terrifying just to think about!

Is she a control freak? Is she a lunatic?

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