Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 40

Huo Yuhao Forced to Father a Child! Tang Wutong Abandons Him Without a Second Thought!

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[Tang Wutong's character was a joke from beginning to end.]

[She was ten thousand times more useless than Xiao Wu from Douluo Era 1.]

[At least Xiao Wu could charge into battle. What could Tang Wutong do besides act as a burden?]

[They said she had Yin-Yang Complementary Dual Soul Cores and became a Super Douluo.]

[Put simply, wasn't she just a support who leached off other people's experience?]

[Without Huo Yuhao, she wasn't worth a damn. Her combat ability was zero, her contribution was zero, and the only reason she existed was to drag Huo Yuhao down!]

[After that, she stuck to Huo Yuhao like a dog-skin plaster, shamelessly clinging to him.]

[She ran all over the continent with him, dealing with one mess after another, as if that proved just how much she loved him.]

[Dream on!]

[Did she think they'd just live happily ever after, sweet and peaceful together?]

[Pathetic! Did she think she could get off that easily?]

[Bullshit!]

[Tang Wutong's so-called love for Huo Yuhao was a watered-down fake.]

[Forget being pure—she couldn't hold a candle to even one of Wang Dong'er's toes!]

[Then it got even more ridiculous.]

[A side character named Ju Zi stole something of Huo Yuhao's with ease, then smoothly gave birth to his child.]

[Huo Yuhao didn't even know!]

[That's right, Huo Yuhao had absolutely no idea.]

[But that child really was his flesh and blood. That was the goddamn truth!]

[By all rights, Huo Yuhao was a victim too.]

[Wasn't he wronged? He'd been schemed against and kept in the dark. How helpless did you think he felt?]

[And then? The final boss of Douluo Continent was defeated.]

[Tang San, the child's father, came forward and revealed the truth. Huo Yuhao was dumbfounded on the spot—what was he supposed to do now?]

[And Tang Wutong? She blew up, broke down, went crazy.]

[But she didn't go after Ju Zi. She didn't comfort Huo Yuhao. Instead, she made the most shameless choice of all!]

[She left with Tang San!]

[Yes, you heard that right. She didn't say a word to Huo Yuhao. She just abandoned him, dusted herself off, and went back to the Divine Realm with her own father!]

[Would any normal person do that?]

[Could someone who constantly claimed to love Huo Yuhao do something so disgusting?]

[Did Huo Yuhao do it on purpose?]

[He hadn't known a thing before that! He was the victim, the most innocent one in all this!]

[You, Tang Wutong, went around every day saying you loved him, loved him so much you could die.]

[But when your man got screwed over, you didn't help him, protect him, or find out the truth. You just kicked him to the curb?]

[This was just like a man whose girlfriend had been violated by a criminal.]

[The man not only refused to stand up for her or protect her, but called her dirty and abandoned her! It was exactly the same!]

[Could someone who claimed to love another person do something like that?]

[Was your face made of city walls, Tang Wutong?]

[Then she just left, swift and sure, without a shred of regret.]

[As if Huo Yuhao owed her eight lifetimes' worth of debts!]

[Someone might say: But in the end, didn't Tang Wutong get back together with Huo Yuhao?]

[Yes, they ended up together.]

[But so what? Could abandoning someone at such a crucial moment, stabbing them in the heart, just be treated as if it never happened?]

[Take the same example: someone harms your woman, and you turn around and run. How cold would that leave her heart?]

[Could she ever trust you completely again?]

[Even if you came back later, crying, "I couldn't control myself back then," "I wasn't thinking straight," or "I still love you."]

[It already happened. Would that crack just disappear?]

[Who wouldn't feel sick over it?]

[Who wouldn't be left with a thorn in their heart?]

[You, Tang Wutong, left so breezily and came back so easily. But what about Huo Yuhao? Who ever cared about the wounds in his heart?]

[An idiot like you still dared to claim you had a mind of your own, that you were rational?]

[If you'd just calmed down a tiny bit and thought it through, even with your toes, you could have figured out the truth!]

[But when your man needed you most, you simply turned and left, without even giving him a chance to explain!]

[He didn't even get the chance to open his mouth!]

[The moment you got angry, did your brain just shut down automatically?]

[The moment you got worked up, did you feed your IQ to the dogs?]

[You really are a genius!]

[And did you even think about what would happen to Huo Yuhao after you ran straight back to the Divine Realm?]

[He could only follow you there. If he didn't, would your father let him off?]

[And what about Shrek Academy? Your friends, teachers, and brothers?]

[You just stopped caring about all of them? Vanished from the world without even saying goodbye?]

[Those people worried themselves sick over you, not knowing whether you were alive or dead.]

[And you just dusted yourself off and left without a damn word!]

[You really are a genius beyond compare—how come your brain turns into a lump of mush every time it matters?]

[Tang Wutong, Tang Wutong, you're so stupid it's downright appalling. You're the kind of idiot who makes people want to crack open your skull and check whether it's full of shit!]

[Later, once she got to the Divine Realm, Tang Wutong barely had any role in the story. She was little more than a supporting character.]

[That about wraps up the critique of this character.]

[Critique complete!]

As Tang San's daughter, she truly was one bombshell after another.

If you could still keep a straight face after seeing that, you were a real badass.

Her boyfriend got bullied by another woman for no reason, and this girl didn't even bother to do anything. She just abandoned him and left.

That really was a stroke of genius.

No character from any era could possibly accept this.

Even Wang Dong'er herself couldn't accept that future.

[Wang Dong'er, Douluo Era 2]: "Bullshit! How could I ever do something like that?"

[Wang Dong'er, Douluo Era 2]: "Even if Huo Yuhao weren't my man in the future, I still wouldn't abandon a companion so casually!"

[Wang Dong'er, Douluo Era 2]: "This isn't even a matter of personality anymore. She has no human brain at all!!"

[Xiao Xiao, Douluo Era 2]: "Sigh, Dong'er, from the looks of it, this future Tang Wutong really isn't you..."

[Mu En, Douluo Era 2]: "Tang Wutong is Tang Wutong, and Wang Dong'er is Wang Dong'er. Girl, it seems your other identity was spoiled rotten in the Divine Realm."

[Wang Dong'er, Douluo Era 2]: "Damn it, I don't want this stupid identity! How embarrassing!"

[Tang Wulin, Douluo Era 3]: "If the person I loved abandoned me just like that, I might not even want to go on living."

[Na'er, Douluo Era 3]: "Brother, what are you saying? Quick, spit three times!"

[Tang Wulin, Douluo Era 3]: "Sigh, all I can say is that this senior, whose name looks a bit like mine, is a real piece of work."

[God of Destruction, Douluo Era 1]: "This Tang Wutong—so foolish and arrogant in the future. Could I really have put up with her in the Divine Realm without teaching her a lesson?"

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